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Static | current wip in bio (iwtv)
@staticisntabird
26🇨🇦 Sentient cloud of static and anxiety. fanfic/smut writer (mostly of my video game characters but I'm branching out) multifandom. He/They/It. trans + ace
Crater Edge/Void, planet 4546B Se unió Nisan 2015
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@HimboT1ts Just hit him with a nonlethal attack outside dialogue
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@armandtism Bet they wish they had called it The Vampire Chronicles and then just subtitled them like AHS
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@drowdreamer I played Inq first and then 2 and then Origins so...no.
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!!!
been wanting to try dragon age: inquisition for so long, just never got around to it. should i get it? do i NEED to have played the other games?
dia@veilsguard
okay guys i have another mission for you. so what you're gonna do is open steam store and purchase all dragon age games AND mass effect legendary edition. install and play them and dm me every single thought you have about these games. Thanks
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@morimothxx9 I should watch MASH again huh
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@ESCARG4L "Don't eat me for this 👉🏻👈🏻"
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@theandersage Not my fault that Astarion is made up of aspects of my favourite Dragon Age characters (Zevran, Fenris, Dorian)
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he also found zevran is my favorite and said “so i’m assuming you like astarion” What does That Mean.
morgan 🫐@theandersage
got my manager to get da2 and dai This is a Win
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@sundogsnrainbow Or they could've just used a different spell. Give us Raise Dead instead, that one doesnt seem to conflict with anyone. Hell, even just have Withers use Resurrection. There would still be conflicts with that one but not as glaring as True Resurrection


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@staticisntabird Omg yes, it WOULD. How did I forgot about the tadpoles here 🙈 So now you see why Larian nerfed the spell then. They wouldn't have a game at all if the spell worked as it should have lol
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@yupipuf At what point do other vamps encounter Daniel and just block their minds to him so that they don't have to hear him thinking about Armand?
Is there a newsletter? "Don't listen to Daniel Molloy's thoughts for more than a minute or you'll think you're in love with Armand."
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@martyrstat If he is in a support group I hope it's a vampire one or that he's projecting the image of himself with his natural eyes because what do you mean he's just sitting there with his orange orbs out like that? Or is subtlety reserved for Daniel and Daniel only?
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this picture is actually so scary to me i can barely type this tweet out bc i can feel him looking into my soul
✧ juniper • ARMAND TOLD THE TRUTH@villaofmystery
ARMAND IN A SUPPORT GROUP????? YOU CAN SEE THR CIRCLE OF PEOPLE STANDING
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And I thought writing QM, LH was driving me crazy.
Dove🕊️@ArmandTriptych
do you think if armand had a bunch of eyes they'd also get their own little eyepatches too?
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@shokosik Until told otherwise (and probably even after that) I choose to believe that he's stalking Daniel and is just permanently right outside of the camera's frame and that Daniel is aware of him and just lets him (which makes the scene with Daniel talking about him to Louis funny)
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@knivesnhoney I love them all, give me all of them. Give me fanart of the book versions, the show versions, the movie versions. All of them 😈
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@vampireleslut His one and only baby ♡♡♡♡
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@gxrnets Armand would kill anyone else Daniel was with, but Louis? Louis isn't a threat because he always circles back to Lestat (if he ever actually leaves him to begin with, which is arguable)
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@kenmoos Good and bad news! He takes care of that himself! Everyone say Fuck You Magnus, Thank You For Dying!
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he looks so young i need to kill magnus
cuntessa@vampiresslestat
vampire louis meeting this angel …… oh my god
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@theandersage I know what most of my mage characters would pick (does one of them using his partner (Zevran) as a weapon count? Not that Daz doesnt already do that when he doesn't feel like spellslinging)
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@knivesnhoney Claudia looking at Armand in the second one like "yeah, and I'm five."
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@footstool8951 "All Armand does is lie."
"He said you were hot. He said everyone was hot."
(I know he's aged up in the show but it's so funny to remember that Armand is eternally 17 in the books, like of course he thinks everyone is hot, he has eternal teenage hormones)
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everyone say thank you to Armand, he yassified everyone!
rori@angelsdahlia
how it started & how it’s going
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