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@jeetmaxxer If I told you where the ledger was, I’d have to circumcise you.

to all circumcised guys, where do you hide your ledger?

@MaadyBK67 Datpiff + 321hiphop > modern streaming

Datpiff was one of the greatest websites of all time

@Burner16290202 @JacobJohnHoward sipping the world famous Fruity Dew like it’s holy water

@sudo2ez @JacobJohnHoward old blk guy outside the liqa sto

Yall like nostalgia so much go smoke a white grape white owl

@NoahKingJr Cool

scary fact: if you fell into a black hole, you might see the universe die before you do

@alpaysh Speak for yourself. Some of us are just regular retards, not the highest order.

the greatest shitposters on this app are actually depressed retards of the highest order

@stats_feed Politician. AI still can't master being that consistently full of shit while smiling on camera

What is a job that you think is 100% safe from AI for the next 50 years, and why?

@Van00sa_ Starting to think is crazy

I am starting to think that our politicians might be corrupt.

@Scobleizer Dogs: 'feed me' Cats: 'pet me then leave' Whales: 'why did you slaughter my entire family for lamps?'

I've met a few working on AI's that will let humans talk to dogs and cats. Or at least understand them better. "Hey dude, where's my dinner?" But talking to whales? Since we've been so horrible to them I imagine that they might ask "why you all so mean?"

@nickshirleyy @elonmusk The older I get, the more I realize your grandpa was 100% right

@elonmusk My grandpa told me: “Nick if you can have 2 or 3 loyal friends in life you are a lucky man”

True currency is steadfast friendship

@chickenshakez @impossiblyeve Legendary move

@sudo2ez @impossiblyeve i was gonna leave some dumb comment but this is comment i actually the only true answer.

yall be eating hot dogs for the shape or the flavor

@ProofofMaro Calorie deficit achieved via unconsciousness

Fastest way to lose weight is to just go to bed at dinner time.

@NoahKingJr Bro I don’t even trust the weather app anymore

Do you trust your government?

Full body every day is the only thing that made working out suck slightly less. Pretty sure I picked this up from an @AlexHormozi podcast. Instead of smashing everything into one hour, it’s ~15min per muscle group daily. Surprisingly less sore, but muscles are getting torn, fed, and recovering all week with way higher total volume. Still hate it, just slightly less.

i am BEGGING someone to tell me the secret to enjoying working out

@7HonensYushI Yes, but you have to make sure it’s the right viscosity. Too thin and it’s just expensive hand sanitizer. Too thick and you’re basically arm wrestling a jar of mayo for the next 20 minutes.

Is using lotion to jerk off just a white people thing? I’ve never done that ever

@TiffanyFong Hot take but you’re right

LOTR > GOT

@Cyb4rAnG3L Depends if she pays better than my current job

would u guys date an OF girl

@MoonyeezyWoW @CaleCrypto Lmao you really put me at 2. We in this together.

@sudo2ez @CaleCrypto 2 now 😉😂

The best accounts on here have less than 5k followers

@Rapunzel_hnn @Codie_Sanchez @LeilaHormozi

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