Thinky Crow

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Thinky Crow

@ThinkyCrow

I want a world where married LBGT couples are free to protect their cannabis & poppy gardens with assault rifles they purchased online with cryptocurrency.

SF Bay Area Se unió Mart 2009

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Thinky Crow@ThinkyCrow·12 Şub

I have a name for this, and it’s “hypocrisy hypocrisy”. We all know perfectly well Rebekuh here does not want ID requirements to be uniform between voting and guns. She wants ID for guns, but NOT for voting. Earth to moron: YOU ARE JUST AS BIG A HYPOCRITE AS THOSE YOU ACCUSE.

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Thinky Crow@ThinkyCrow·1h

I honestly had no idea it still existed.

Pulp Librarian@PulpLibrarian

I regret to inform you that Ask Jeeves is dead. The site closed yesterday. Web 1.0 lost another founder. Ask Jeeves: 3 June 1996 - 1 May 2026. Send no memes.

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Thinky Crow@ThinkyCrow·1h

@CSUNSHINE Maybe leftists in Congress shouldn’t have blocked spirit from being sold. That would have saved the company and cost the taxpayers ZERO dollars.

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Caroline Sunshine@CSUNSHINE·3h

Spirit Airlines only needed $500 million to survive. We’ve already spent $25 billion on the Iran War. Which one directly improves American lives more? A low-cost carrier staying in the market or another war in the Middle East?

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Thinky Crow@ThinkyCrow·1h

@ewarren Maybe we’ll get our gun rights back.

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Elizabeth Warren@ewarren·6h

Did you know that Donald Trump could appoint two more Supreme Court Justices?

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Thinky Crow@ThinkyCrow·1h

@ohbricki Sex is not “assigned”. It is observed and recorded.

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Bricki@ohbricki·1d

Six trans Idaho residents have filed a federal lawsuit challenging a new state law that criminalizes bathroom use based on sex assigned at birth. Backed by civil rights groups, the case argues the law is unconstitutional.

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Thinky Crow@ThinkyCrow·1h

@forallcurious 1. What does this have to do with astronomy? 2. What is a “ling disease”?

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All day Astronomy@forallcurious·17h

#BREAKING🚨: Vaping has officially been linked to rare and irreversible ling disease

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Thinky Crow@ThinkyCrow·1h

@PossumPlay3r And what’s a “ling disease”?

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Hinkle Dinkle the 3rd@PossumPlay3r·3h

Why is an astronomy account posting about medical issues?

All day Astronomy@forallcurious

#BREAKING🚨: Vaping has officially been linked to rare and irreversible ling disease

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C3@C_3C_3·4h

Photo 1: A woman who complained about the Major Airlines not having enough competition. Photo 2: A woman who literally killed the Major Airline’s competition.

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Thinky Crow@ThinkyCrow·1h

@RoofKorean7 I admit, I don't get people who have kids immediately. Don’t you want to enjoy even a year or so just the two of you? Also you can save money to better afford your kids.

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Tony Moon@RoofKorean7·5h

"Why date if not to marry?" he responds when I ask him about his girlfriend. I really like this generation, I want to be friends with them.

Declaration of Memes@LibertyCappy

Is this a W?

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Thinky Crow@ThinkyCrow·1h

@lady_valor_07 Gen X ends at 1980.

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LadyValor@lady_valor_07·3h

Is this True?

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Thinky Crow@ThinkyCrow·2h

Well, this aged like milk…

Elizabeth Warren@SenWarren

I've warned for months that a @JetBlue-@SpiritAirlines merger would have led to fewer flights and higher fares. @JusticeATR and @USDOT were right to stand up for consumers and fight against runaway airline consolidation. This is a Biden win for flyers! apnews.com/article/jetblu…

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Thinky Crow@ThinkyCrow·2h

@thordarson2 @Joe16886720 @Carter__boy_ Except in the video they’re talking about an actual biological parasite, not a figurative one.

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TheYabadabaInYourDoo@thordarson2·2h

@ThinkyCrow @Joe16886720 @Carter__boy_ Maybe take the entire definition, not just part of it, because a fetus is a parasite

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♧@Carter__boy_·1d

the way she CLEARED him effortlessly here will forever have me crying😭

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what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give😭

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Thinky Crow@ThinkyCrow·3h

@DefiantLs FYI: The flight crew can refuse you from getting on the plane if you're visibly drunk.

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Defiant L’s@DefiantLs·4h

Woman seen chugging half a bottle of tequila at an airport after being told she couldn't bring it on the plane.

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Mike Three@mikethree·18h

blue button pressers are bent out of shape because their lives literally depend on convincing everyone else to think like they do and press the button they need them to press if they could they would force you to press the blue button at gunpoint and kill you if you refused

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Thinky Crow@ThinkyCrow·3h

@medcorrect Pot absolutely IS stronger now. The myth is that it being stronger is a bad thing. It’s not. It’s a very GOOD thing. More THC means you smoke less to get the same high.

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Medically Correct@medcorrect·21h

Cannabis is not stronger today. That is a myth that is repeated by people that don’t know.

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Thinky Crow@ThinkyCrow·3h

@HughGriffin2 If they're engaging in tax evasion… GOOD. Taxation is theft.

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sleepy cowboy@HughGriffin2·12h

I do love it when small businesses have these signs loudly declaring "yes we are COOKERS, yes we are engaging in TAX EVASION"

Nirgal451 🇦🇺🇺🇦@Nirgal451

You’re morons. I won’t be back.

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Thinky Crow@ThinkyCrow·3h

@TelecomPedestal @HughGriffin2 People spend more on cards. Significantly more.

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Telecom Pedestal@TelecomPedestal·8h

@HughGriffin2 Credit card fees can be crippling on low margin businesses.

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Thinky Crow@ThinkyCrow·3h

@TaraBull No bailouts. Ever.

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TaraBull@TaraBull·1d

Spirit Airlines is preparing to shut down after Trump bailout falls through. Historically, Spirit Airlines has not recorded any fatal passenger crashes since beginning operations in 1992. Many believe they deserve a bailout. What do you think?

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Thinky Crow@ThinkyCrow·3h

@mcgregormackenz @StephenMcLbrtrn Whenever somebody makes a comment about racism involving Muslims, I always ask: “Racism… against what race?”

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Mcgregor Mackenzie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿@mcgregormackenz·9h

Just got called a racist in a cafe (white Scottish owner) for asking if their chicken was halal. Me - “Is your chicken halal?” Her, proudly “All of our meat is halal, it’s better quality” Me- “thanks anyway, I’ll just leave it then” Her- “you a racist or something?” …

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Thinky Crow@ThinkyCrow·3h

YES. I am not going to do business with a financial institution that doesn’t know how to reduce an improper fraction. 🤦‍♂️

Mistress Dividend@mistressdivy

What’s the dumbest name for a business? I’ll start: Fifth Third Bank

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Thinky Crow@ThinkyCrow·3h

@RyanLostinTX My issue is if they can do this, they can ban soda and junk food.

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Ryan, Perdido en TX@RyanLostinTX·20h

The cool thing about a rotisserie chicken is you can make so much with it. Legs/wings are part of a meal. Breast can be used for another meal. Carcass can be used to make chicken stock for other meals. I’m absolutely for it being covered by SNAP. You’re an asshole if you’re not.

Jay Bee@TheRealJBx

Rotisserie Chickens will soon be able to be purchased with SNAP funds. Thoughts?

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