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@JennMGreenberg @MEC288 Their Christianity is essentially superstition - "If I am maniacally positive, the cosmic vending machine will pay out". So if someone else suffers, "If you prayed hard enough, you wouldn't have cancer/infertility/abusive spouse/etc."

@MEC288 Job knows that feeling well. I’m sorry they were so unloving and foolish.

I don’t know who this woman is, but at one of the lowest points of my grief, when Tim was dying, I opened up to someone very close about my despair and doubt and anger. They reacted with disappointment in my bad theology and lack of faith. I have never confided in them again.

@StSilasNW5 These are beautiful. I didn't know they were a current thing, but now I can get them for Junior Church next festival without time travel!

We even had Easter eggs!

@JennMGreenberg Burn it. Burn it WITH FIYAH. Not to worry: it would never happen; I'm the vicar.

A church actually used a Playboy Bunny logo and innuendo to promote their Easter service. This was posted on their socials. What would you do if your church advertised like this?

@RealUnsweetDee Tempted to make this for my cat's birthday in a few weeks. (for the human guests)

I thought it would be festive for Easter…

@JeanHatchet I believe in doing a bit of consumer research, trying before I buy, not buying a pig in a poke, that sort of thing. Wouldn't be voting for whatever's in there.

Seriously? Running for political office in the uniform of male oppression. Her man puts her in a fabric prison and she is able to independently represent other women? We believe this? Nah. Fuck that. Fuck him. This is not ok. (In Blackburn).

@HCH_Hill They can take my nice hot baths when they prise them out of my warm, pruney, wrinkled hands.

State failure is an archipelago with 45 inches annual rainfall a year and the water management policies of Arrakis.

@CarrieZimbo It's as if the sequel to "Whose Party? Your Party! No, My Party! No, MY PARTY!" will be better than the original. I would be fetching the popcorn if I didn't prefer steak.

Oh dear - it seems the dancing Greens was a step too far for the Manchester Airport lawyer. He can stand for the scum of the Earth and was backing the Greens all day long until he saw them dancing and even he cracked under that pressure.

@TheGriftReport Reality television is a long term painless lobotomy, to soften people up for idiocracy. Not that surprising that a graduate of this genre is lapping up stupid ideas and dangerous alliances.

@JennMGreenberg @hirokatz If you've never tried a real English roast dinner, you're welcome to visit the vicarage any time you're in England. Some of our cuisine made it through the Puritans, industrial poverty and then WWII.

@hirokatz Hahahaha! They do make amazing meat pies though.

自動翻訳で言語の壁が無くなった今、我々日本語話者は他国の文化に敬意をもって接するべきだ。 たとえばイギリス料理。 今まではイギリス料理はあまりおいしくないというジョークを楽しんでいたが、これからはやめたほうがよい。 実際、イギリスの料理はおいしい。 ロンドンで食べたカレーも炒麺もケバブも最高だった。

@JuliaHB1 Women who wear dungarees are either too dim to understand anatomical differences or very, very dehydrated.

Good lord 🤦🏻‍♀️

@chriswe78185537 @NormanBrennan @FUDdaily Total number of parents != 2* total number of youths. Total number of parents < total number of youths.

@NormanBrennan @FUDdaily These stores all have CCTV. Is there a law that says they can not put the faces up of these kids that have shop lifted. I woukd change the law to allow every one of these to have there mug shots in all the local papers. See what the parents have to say

BREAKING NEWS; Marauding Madness & utter Chaos at Marks & Spencer in Clapham; had the 3 MET Officers not been on scene I bet the entire stock would have been stolen; LAWLESS LONDON on just about every level of crime & ASB 👇🤷‍♂️🙄

@RojBlakeB7 @Keir_Starmer They can confiscate my lobster when they prize it out of my cold... etc etc. You'd think Jordan Peterson would have something to say about this.

Fresh crab and lobster 'could disappear from restaurants' under Labour's new rules. So ⁦@Keir_Starmer⁩ will legislate that Shell Fish must be electronically stunned, yet ignores the Non Stun Halal Slaughter of animals. express.co.uk/news/uk/218759…

@FunDigityDog @AGHamilton29 I sympathise with the Israeli government trying to keep all the citizens safe during a war - obviously the real fault lies with the Iranian dictatorship. Just that ordering clergy around is up there with cat herding in frustration (and I am one).

@trebeil @AGHamilton29 Maybe there was a better outcome possible but nonetheless, the country is at war.

This is the correct decision and what should have been done in the first place. By all accounts, Cardinal Pizzaballa has cooperated with the safety concerns and cancelled the procession. It makes sense to ban large gatherings, for all religious groups, in those unprotected areas. But if he and other Catholic leaders are willing to take the risk for themselves due to the importance of the holiday, then Israel should do everything possible to accommodate it. Israel has enough problems without stepping on unnecessary and easily avoidable landmines. Whoever was foolish enough to not work with The Cardinal prior ti today to find a solution should be removed from the decision-making process.

@FunDigityDog @AGHamilton29 It sounds like they're not, rather they wanted a couple of clergy to go in and say the mass.

@AGHamilton29 First, it's shameful that these Catholics are trying to get around public gathering rulesduring a war. If Israel allows this it opens up other exceptions and puts lives at risk. Shame on these Catholics.

@AGHamilton29 Many Church of England priests were annoyed by the then Archbishop of Canterbury trying* to prevent us from praying in our churches alone during COVID. (*he was advised he couldn't) Just let us go in there and Zoom or something.

@MattWallace888 I wonder if Elon Musk's companies will have solutions that would make daily practicalities easier for her in coming months or years. Anything that would help her hold on? @elonmusk

Everyone is gathering outside the hospital in Barcelona that 25-year-old Noelia Castillo Ramos will be euthanized in 10 hours from now. Many more coming tomorrow. If she chooses to let them take her life, she will know that millions of people around the world are going to miss her. The government took her from her parents during their financial struggles and put her in a home for teens. While she was there alone and scared, a bunch of them gang r*ped her. Nobody stopped them. Nobody helped. Those teens (believed to mainly be from other countries) were never arrested and are still walking free. She attempted to take her life from the 5th story of the building, but God decided it was not her time to go yet. She is dealing with pain and difficulty caring for herself, but AI medical advancements in that area provide hope that she will be in a good place again soon. The message this sends to young people is heartbreaking. She is not terminally ill and without hope. She is depressed and needs help from the community around her. They want us to feel valueless and become desensitized to this. We can never allow that. Join me in praying for a miracle tomorrow!

@Angela221510541 @TheBritishIntel No, it's the one who broke off her pilgrimage walk to go to the Lords and vote against that amendment.

@TheBritishIntel This the same one that has no problem with full term abortions???

🚨🇬🇧 SARAH MULLALLY INSTALLED AS ARCHBISHOP OF CANTERBURY Dame Sarah Mullally has been installed as the Archbishop of Canterbury, becoming the head of the Church of England. It is the first time in the 1400-year history of Christianity in the British Isles that a woman has held the role.

@HeidiBachram It's the fault of Hamas and their friends that your memorial needed to be there. And judging by this council, they have friends in low places.

Last night in Brighton council they discussed a brand new policy on memorials. Our 7/10 memorial wasn’t named but most of the photos used were of it and the yellow ribbons for the hostages. They singled out the ONLY public Jewish memorial in the city. I am DISGUSTED.

@FrCharles I look like the "hot priest" from Fleabag, I've taken all my clothes off in public, what more can I do?

Caption contest: What is St. Francis thinking here?

@London_W4 Unfortunately they're not armed.

Blimey.