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@yacineMTB Try yogurt covered raisins. Worked on me 🤣

Kid learned how to read his second word today. First mama, now it was dada. Learning means: he can read it without any hints and in a new medium (just the word). He shouted "d" "d". I am feeding him treats like how you would train a dog and it is unfortunate how well it's working

@a_musingcat No, idk

so when is Jesus showing up? anyone know the time ?

@yacineMTB Yes! 🤣

Hi. My name is yacine . I'm a software developer. I do machine learning stuff . Yeah I'm actually texting my server now. What do you do for a living? Oh that's cool you're a teacher . Cool . Chatgpt? Yeah I use it sometimes. No, it doesn't use up any water . Yeah I'm going to homeschool my kid yeah. It's just like. I don't think he's gonna need it . Like school you know? I mean I didn't really need it. Yeah I m teaching him to read . I know it's too early. I just want to see if he can . Im putting him through Anki, I have a schedule want to see it? I plugged it into my Google calendar. It has an API so I used that with a coding agent . Oh an API is like a programming interface . Like a way for my ais to talk . Y eah I spend like 400$ a month on AI tokens . And my hydro bill is dummy high because I'm training models all day. I make video games but for these things called recurrent neural networks . Like the game engine and renderers and everything . I got a drone to fly itself . It can target people and stuff. Kind of scary . Actually I have chatgpt 5.5 reverse engineering two esp 32s that are connected to my server . Look you see? This is tmux. Sorry, Kpop demon hunters? What's that. I don't know what that is sorry . Do you know what channel sounding is?

@tomieinlove The Helix is very cool

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@araseb_ cd ..

Which command your using the most in your terminal?

@madeyes413 @sattyyouneed They're not even scared because after they put water in, they realized that they could just cycle it back around

@sattyyouneed water

Scare openai with one word

@Laz4rz @Polymarket @averageguy62 ...is what someone who had never tried Fable would say

Sounds like the least plausible propaganda I’ve heard since that time when ⁠Kim Jong-Il tried golf for the first time and finished with 11 holes-in-one to achieve a 38-under-par game on a championship 18-hole golf course. Reports say each of his 17 bodyguards verified the record-breaking feat. He then decided to retire from the sport forever.

BREAKING: The NSA confirms Mythos “broke into almost all of our classified systems, not in weeks, but in hours”

@a_musingcat The software engineers became the ai engineers once they realized that ai was the solution to everything

AI researchers think AI is the solution to everything in the same way software engineers used to think software was the solution to everything

@a_musingcat Myshkin

you can live a really good life in like michigan or ohio and pretend twitter and silicon valley never existed btw

@LizNix I think that it's closer to a ghost. A reflection But who knows? Making gut-feeling predictions about complex systems that nobody understands is probably a bad idea

Can the Ai have soul, or only ghost?

@e0syn Is that what happens to people? I didn't even know you could reach 100k... I'm scared for myself. I don't want to become a twitter moid

i finally hit 100,000 tweets fear me

@pigeon__s I mean yay! Open source wins

this is just so sad to see

@owenthcarey Does God have free will?

Can prayer change God’s will?

@Mockapapella Also needs to check does_already_exist

ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE Introducing FunnyBench: a benchmark for which model can tell the funniest joke 261 models 10 jokes each All ranked against each other

@Primary_Pianist Nooo I don't like LDS 😭 Why do you guys hold Joseph Smith as a prophet when he was a brawler/womanizer? He was not Godly so he couldn't have been a prophet

I’m a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. This account explores: • Book of Mormon evidence • Restoration history • Common misconceptions about LDS beliefs • Scripture and doctrine • Faith in Jesus Christ I welcome sincere questions and respectful disagreement. If you’re curious about what Latter-day Saints actually believe, you’re in the right place.

@proMHFMcatholic @owenthcarey See: thief on the cross

@owenthcarey Yes. See: How Is One Saved “By The Name Of Jesus Christ”? (Acts 4:12) youtu.be/oi3PDKCV8LU?si…

Is baptism necessary for salvation?

@Samhain948689 You can't 😭 So many people have tried. Studies have been done. You just can't increase your IQ 😕

how do i increase my iq? does crosswords help or is that just a meme. someone said if i do 15 minutes of sudoku a day then it could help any iq aficionados follow me?

@nixoslover4693 You spelt "X" with too many letters

i use nixos btw

@PxlHulk Only works if your name is 'j'

naming my son json

@retiremeplease what? infinite fastness?

who wants to invest in my networking startup where I leverage the infinite speed of propagation of the heat equation to do faster than light communication any takers I promise it'll work trust me bro