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@TwopTwips TRAVIS team up with Rhianna. Problem solved.

@scottygb He was superb

Rob Navias the voice behind the coverage nasa.gov/centers-and-fa…

This NASA coverage some of the most astonishing live television I’ve ever seen.

@scottygb Incredible coverage. Just hope this all goes well.

Just astonishing #ArtemisII

@scottygb Netflix has live coverage

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS TELEVISED?!

@mralistairgreen Sandy Balls, Titty Lane and Fannylane. We Brits know how to name a town. Yanks just add a “New” in front of it. Imagine New Shitterton.

Everything about America is embarrassing. Listen to the names of their stupid states- Ohio. Kentucky. Wyoming. Pathetic. Where is your HULL. Your BATH. Your KENT. Grow up. 🇬🇧

@DaftLimmy 🧐

Wait a minute... is it just me?

@DaftLimmy MUST WRITE IN CAPS AND SAY ITS BREAKING NEWS. AND ADD THIS WEE FELLA🧐

Here's my impression of Twitter these days... "Am I seeing what I think I'm seeing?"

@garry_crew @rickedwards1 A brilliant broadcaster

Apart from Woman’s Hour (and I wouldn’t rule it out) are there any programmes on BBC5live that @rickedwards1 isn’t involved in?

@CF_Farrow @Tesco Baby animal taken from its mother and murdered for a meal.

Bought this from @Tesco on Thursday. Use by date next week. Took out the oven for our family Easter supper. Green. 😩😢

@DaftLimmy Had the pleasure of meeting a mad astronaut who just came back from his journey to the moon at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.

Best planet in the universe.

Imagine the math required to make this guess and aim 4 people at a point in space

@NThumbcatch @IrkthePurists Take a look at this video, 'who dares wins sketch allo allo' share.google/3Ubw4SygsDhyGP…

@IrkthePurists Who Dares Wins survived an extremely patchy first series to become one of CH4's more durable sketch shows. Not as good as Alas Smith & Jones, heaps better than Absolutely or Naked Video.

Me telling the SNL UK team that their show is a bit Who Dares Wins

@mralistairgreen I like the October clock change because you get the chance to say “when 2 becomes 1” . But this March one is absolutely rubbish - no fun at all.

The clocks have changed AGAIN. Just when you get used to it they pull the rug out from under you. It’s a GAME to them. I’d rather have never been born than have to live like this.

@liamgallagher You switched to supporting United?

@richardpbacon Evans typifies the worst of a toxic alpha bully. Enfield did a brilliant take down in his sketches. youtu.be/WdWr0Vsa88o?si…

Wonderful

@chuckthomasuk youtu.be/WdWr0Vsa88o?si…

Just uploaded the first ever episode of TFI Friday in full from 30 years ago. Check it now out in Glorious Technicolor! youtu.be/VcEt9-FgcoI?si…

@chuckthomasuk youtu.be/oTN__vUPXaI?si…

@richardpbacon youtu.be/oTN__vUPXaI?si…

@TwopTwips TRICK people into thinking you eat Wotsits by smoking 60 cigarettes a day.

@vittorioangelon Great venue for comedy - and if you play there you’ve definitely made it!

Did my show at a sold out Hammersmith Apollo yesterday. Was pretty cool.