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@DekhoToSahii @WadeMiller "Grok, write me a reply to this post!"

Bro Wade just went full Tesla convert and the car is already out here playing superhero 😂 Saved his ass from flying debris like it has eyes in the back of its battery pack! Human eyes: 1 perspective Tesla sensors: 360° ‘I see everything’ mode activated in 0.001 seconds You didn’t just buy an electric car, you bought a guardian angel with Ludicrous Mode. Tesla self-driving just dropped the ultimate flex. I’m convinced. Where do I sign up?

I bought a Tesla. Never thought I’d get an electric vehicle, but took a ride in a buddy’s Tesla and changed my mind. I’ve been using the supervised self-driving mode for my daily commute into DC. It’s pretty amazing. Today the car suddenly moved into the left lane, very abruptly. In that split second a very large piece of debris blew into the lane I had been in. The Tesla self driving system saw what I couldn’t see. When I drive I can only see from the perspective of the driver side front seat. The Tesla has multiple censors with different angles of view. It saw what I couldn’t. Importantly, even I I had seen it at the same time, the split second that it would have taken me to check blind spots and then consciously make the decision to move over would have taken too long. The Tesla knew all these variables simultaneously and almost instantly and was able to avoid impact safely. Well done @elonmusk and @Tesla team.

@wisdomXplorer Probably yawn and strech.

If you woke up a billionaire tomorrow, What's the 1st thing you'd do?

@elonmusk Is there such thing as Uncontrolled Opposition anymore?

Interesting thread

@kat_maryb Leftover?

What do you do with leftover bacon?

@hoshizorarock Japan Bros, there is one place the USA can grow coffee. The last time someone touched it they learned not to mess with our coffee. I hope you find out what State grows coffee and who touched it and what happened. Sincerely with much love and respect. America.

アメリカ人の皆様。 どうか落ち着いて聞いてください。 今日からアメリカ合衆国の全州でコーヒーが禁止になりイギリス人のように紅茶を飲む事が法律で決定しました。 お気持ちはわかりますがボストン・ティーパーティー事件のような事はくれぐれもしないようにお願いします。

@InsideLucysHead You got me to actually laugh out loud a little bit on this one!

What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? Man.

@hoshizorarock American counter attack:

アメリカ人よ 君達はもう終わりだ。 私の必殺技でとどめをさしてやる。

@learning_yohei *Alien craft. The aliens are actually in Ohio

日本からこんにちは🇯🇵👋 アメリカ人に質問があります🇺🇸🙋 アメリカのネバダ州には、宇宙人を研究している秘密基地があるというのは本当ですか？😳

@pirooooon3 If the American people had it our way Japan would just be a part of us. We already feel that way. Yes, we would defend you.

アメリカは、もし日本が中国や北朝鮮から攻撃されたら 日本を助けると思いますか？ 助ける！助けない！ 日米安保条約は有効なのか( 'ω')?

@hoshizorarock Compare the price of each of those for context. A meal at McDonalds is for a time frame of 15 minutes to half an hour. A movie theater cup is for someone engaged in an hour or 2 of cinema.

アメリカ人よ🇺🇸 君達はスモールサイズの意味をわかっているのか？

@pmcafrica No, living paycheck to paycheck is. This is just domestication of the cockroach.

Damn.. isn't this modern day slavery 😒

@hajime20250823 Shhhhh. It can have NY.

アメリカの兄弟たち、私たちが生み出したGODZILLAが君たちを襲いに行きます。NYの人は避難して下さい。

@EQuinones6310 @PopBase No. I dont remeber it ever being a respectable publication. EVER.

@PopBase Remember when RollingStone was respetable and didn’t have lame kpop artists in the cover…

BTS’ Jin graces the cover of Rolling Stone.

@KhalidAlNumi Promotion for my music.

They give you $2 million. You got 20 minutes to spend it or it's gone. Can't buy cars, planes, yachts, or houses. No gold or diamonds either. What you buying?

@bush_cat32 Yes. But beans and pineapple belong in chili.

アメリカではチリに豆を入れる、入れない論争があるの？

@learning_yohei You can thank the USA that your eyes have evolved to brighter light. We dont have that advancement yet.

日本から投稿しています。アメリカ人に質問があります。どうしてアメリカ人はいつもサングラスをつけているんですか？日本人はあまりサングラスをつけません😎🇺🇸

@zapatas_mom @JaredLain Baited and trolled. Next time someone on this platform uses the words "good faith question" put your nutz in their mouth before they put theirs in yours.

@JaredLain That’s ugly

Americans… this is a good faith question. I’m not baiting or trolling. Why are you so scared of condos and walkable cities? Does not having to drive for your groceries freak you out? What about it makes you uncomfortable? Please be honest.

@zapatas_mom That question alone should spark a whitemans ghost dance. Git dafuq outta here with your Honky Reservations.

Everyone should email this to the whitehouse now.

@ichimaru_novel Only the stuff that isnt made in the USA.

アメリカ人はなんでもダクトテープで修理するってマジ？