Adam Morrison

@fesshole Drunk dad and booked photographer

My dad used to be a photographer back in the '80s. Once, after a night out full of coke and booze, he ended up attending the wrong wedding. The photos were lovely though

@fesshole It does if you fly Lufthansa

When I was younger I used to think that when you got on an aeroplane, your luggage would be on a separate aeroplane which was just behind the one you were travelling on.

Come on Tay Tay's boyfriends team 🏈🏈 #SuperBowl

The government has announced that council tax bills will rise to pay for a 3.5% real terms increase in police force funding next year. 🔗 Read more trib.al/i9W2muy

Thank you @StamfordCET for another fantastic night of comedy. 🤣👏 Leading through the evenings proceedings was brilliant MC @Adam___Morrison , introducing us to very funny comedians #TerryAlderton, @DrJae1810 and great headliner @reginalddhunter . Keep supporting live comedy. 👍

Thank god for that. Couldn't handlena week of @mufc "we back baby" everywhere #MCIMUN #ManchesterDerby

Been busy tonight mate?

@footballfights And weeds illegal 🤷🤷🤷

Happy New Year Everyone 🍻

@NoContextHumans 7+8 is 10+5 = 15. 2+4=6. 6+15 is 6-1+15+1. Then I realise the 6 is in the Tens and not units so it's 60+15 which is 75

@vincemaple Sorry to hear this Vince x

I’m devastated to share that my awesome Dad slipped away earlier today - an amazing husband, brother, grandpa, shipmate,theatre techie & much more. I’m grateful for 46 years of love & support I was lucky enough to receive from him & I’ve been proud to be his son every single day

@fesshole I thought I was the only one. I feel so much relief I'm not x

When I have a bath I like to pull the plug out and stay in sitting up the far end. Once the water is about three quarters empty and there's some whirlpool action going, I like to pull out a couple of pubes and have a pube race to see which one will get sucked in first.

Massive argument in the house today over top 5 biscuits. If custard creams aren't even in anybody's top 5 but mine why is there never any? Joke of a family honestly 😐

Howay the lads #MUNNEW

@NoContextBrits From now on it's just me and my kids

What’s the most British phrase of all-time?

#Canada #WorldCup2022

Me trying to see that offside #offside #QATEQU #WorldCup

@ladbible Malibu and pineapple

What drink is an absolute 10/10?