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@drunklibshill Wait for Dorion to get the GM job, you probably can get an extra 2nd round draft pick to "make it work". Better yet if he doesn't have a 2nd, he will just upgrade you to a 1st for "not having a 2nd".

I was thinking, Leon Draisatl would be the dream teammate for Stützle and Edmonton is trash after years of deep playoff runs and he wants out. My offer To OTT : Leon Draisatl To EDM : Tyler Boucher Arthur Kaliyev Fabian Zetterlund 2027 1st round pick (top 10 protected)

@paultanasi If you want to fight fire with fire, then I guess after you take out Kuch and Hagel, TB gets to take out Caufield and Hutson out of these playoffs and you should be totally fine with that, correct ?

Is Cooper just playing random shit minor leaguers to target our players? Sabourin now Crozier. I never even heard of this idiot before. MSL needs to unleash his players to seek and destroy. Go after Kucherov and Bagelboy hurt them, take them out of the series. Fight fire with fire.

@_JordanDecker Winners find ways to compete despite adversity. Losers blame referees and injuries.

Cooper can thank the refs for that one. Literally won the game because of a phantom call…

@WhiskeyNick95 @jackrichrdson Be real. In most cases there is no brain to liquefy.

@jackrichrdson Anti-Sens bias syndrome. Its a terrible disease in which the brain liquefies and evacuates the skull

Why are so many insiders and analysts clutching their pearls because of what Ridly Greig did? It was bad but people are talking about it like he pulled a Todd Bertuzzi.

@WatchMyReview Must be nice to be able to remember fondly of all that playoffs success and cups with Matthews and Nylander, and remembering Tavares smiling for the first time in his life. Truly must be nice.

Imagine having a combined 2 playoff wins in 2 series and it took you years just to make the playoffs?

@NFBishop @EverydaySens Tell me you're a typical Habs fan that knows Habs and not puck without telling me you're a typical Habs fans that knows Habs and no puck. At least you can read boxscores, I guess.

@EverydaySens “The most structure, thus the cleanest hockey”. You guys went 1-14 on the pp in the last 2 games… how is that clean, structured hockey played by Carolina?

@DDirezze @RyanHanaWWP Raymond is still young and just needs to be surrounded better...he did the same thing this leadership group has been doing for years now - crap the bed in the last stretch. Some players are not pure leaders and just need someone to follow. Give him a real captain already.

@AdequateRandom @RyanHanaWWP What did Raymond do the last month and a half?

Yzerman, when asked what needs to change for the Red Wings to make the playoffs: "Most obviously, we need better players. It's incumbent on me and my staff to improve this team." Specifically noted needing to improve scoring 5v5. #LGRW

@elmerLeetree @RyanHanaWWP I think it's more about realizing this core crumbles in March every year. There is a leadership issue on this team. It might be time for a new voice (not a new coach - they did that already). I think you capitalize on Larkin being gold winner to make a hockey trade.

@AdequateRandom @RyanHanaWWP Who you trading Larkin for that immediately makes this team better? How do you get that deal done?

@RyanSura18 That's a gentle caress to Anderson's back compared to what Anderson did to D'Astous. Calm down.

Still trying to figure out how this ever gets downgraded from a major to a minor… I mean there’s just full intent to injure from Sabourin

@AgentSa1nt @OhNyquist Bruh...the Wings can't even deal with the pressure of March hockey, haven't been able to for years now. They'd get pulverized in the playoffs, aside from Mo and Edvinsson.

@OhNyquist We beat Montreal several times this year, one game we crushed them 4-0 in Canada while blocking away all of their attempts. So we are not far away. It's all in the matchups.

Man watching this Montreal Tampa series really puts into perspective just how far away the Red Wings actually are. They would curl up in the fetal position and shit and piss themselves in this kind of environment

@OhNyquist You got a pretty good first D pair and a decent goalie. Everything else is replaceable, including (and perhaps even a priority) the captain that acts like he's been shot dead on hits that miss him. Now guys like Raymond are pretty good, but they are poorly surrounded.

@the_habitant While we appreciate you constantly envying the Sens and using them for clout, you may want to sit down and skip a turn while you worry about the 5 on 5 play of your own team. Only one of the 2 captains is a minus in their playoffs career, and it ain't Tkachuk.

This is supposed to be the “dark horse” of the east?? 😭

@rgfray1 Nylander would never do that, you take that back ! Pushing someone requires physicality and effort, and everybody knows Nylander is not that type of guy !

Shane Pinto makes sure the empty netter is Dylan Cozens. This Ottawa team man If that was Nylander he would have pushed Cozens out of the way to stat pad #gosensgo

@NHLlnsider67 Thank you, thank you, thank you for showing everyone that one of those players is good enough to play at the end of the game and protect a lead and the other is not. And there I was thinking you were just an inconsequential fuck.

The NHL really needs to make 2 goal scoring trophies The Maurice Richard trophy for ethical goal scoring (winner: Cole Caufield with 51 goals scored on a goalie) The Nathan MacKinnon award for unethical statpadding (winner: Nathan MacKinnon with 53 goals and a silver medal)

@CanadasLeafs Choking is not a one time incident. It's a pattern of behavior. Your team constantly exhibited that pattern due to having the collective soul of a dead branch and the collective toughness of Kyle Wellwood.

Two of Dallas, Minnesota, Habs and TBL will be out after the first round. When they are, their fans will bellyache about the poor structure of the playoffs. When the same bad playoff structure caused an early exit for our team, it was called a choke.

@BrockSide_ @bolt_stampede @NHLlnsider67 I'm sure Kucherov is shitting his pants at the prospect of having an army of angry dwarves coming at him.

@bolt_stampede @NHLlnsider67 Hope you know if you go after Lane Hutson we’re gonna crack Kucherov.

Kucherov has built a mansion in this guy head 😭 @NHLlnsider67

@Senotaur Look ! It's Captain Pussy being hit by air !

Nobody is hurt by a near miss as much as Dylan Larkin is #LGRW

@zubcast Last few days ? Larkin has been diving out of playoff contention since he's been lacing skates. Softest motherfucker in the league.. Makes me wonder what Kyle Wellwood is up to.

Watching Barzal, Larkin, and Hughes the last few days really makes you wonder how it’s Stützle who has the diving reputation…

@Suzy4Selke A forward had more points than a rookie dman. What a take. What's next ? You gonna show us side by side pics of Nick Suzuki vs Zeev Buium ?

Both great seasons But this is why we don’t take victory laps in November