AlphaOptimist
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Hey @Grok, who in America has paid the most in taxes personally?
Answer with name only.
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🚨 NOW: NYC is such a ZOO right now during the Knicks game that NYPD near MSG are boxing THEMSELVES in and are unable to respond to respond to emergencies with their vehicles
MILES UPON MILES of bike rack fencing lines the streets, penning in cars and people
Which includes their own units
Could be a wild night out here
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the city has recently put permanent cones on a major road that has access to my neighborhood (due to a bad wreck). now, you can't take a left out of my street or a left into it from the other direction. very dangerous blind spot at a curve of the road. Tesla 14.3.4 recognized this perfectly tonight and rerouted way before getting to the cones. got the update at 2:04am this morning. Amazing
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Kevin O'Leary thought Tesla was a joke and wanted to short it before making 1,000%
“My son, who’s an electrical engineer, was interning at Tesla and I was about to go on the Halftime Report on CNBC. Tesla was downgraded that day. Before all the splits, it was trading at $236”
“Trevor said to me, ‘Dad, why don't you own some $TSLA? I work there as an intern.’ And I said, ‘I want to short that stock. It's such a joke. It's a car company trading at a ridiculous price’”
“He said, ‘No, you're the joke. You don't understand what Tesla does. I work there. It's not a car company. It's a data company. Every time a car drives a mile, it goes back to the server and it tells the resolution of that road. It gets better and better because every mile a Tesla drives, it goes into the database of mapping for autonomous cars’”
“I thought, ‘Fuck, I didn't know that.’ He said, ‘No kidding. You have a ton of money. Why don't you buy some of this stock’”
“Just before I went on the air, I took my phone out and I bought a block of the stock in my personal account. Then I forgot about it. One day I opened up the thing and I was up 1,000%”
“So I started selling it and selling it. It kept going up and I kept selling it and selling it. My cost base is zero. It doesn't matter what happens to Tesla now. I made a ton of money on it”
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We apologize for the inconvenience, but our Youth I Camp scheduled for June 15-18 has been cancelled due to our time in the Men’s College World Series.
Please email bamabaseball@ia.ua.edu for any questions or concerns.

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Be brutally honest: Are you deeply outraged that, while hundreds of millions of Americans and I are struggling financially, @elonmusk has just now become the world's first trillionaire, with more wealth than he could spend in 1,000 lifetimes? Yes or no?

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@NYCMayor Hey big guy. Your city is a disaster. You are a commie.
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@ewarren You are such an idiot. We need term limits for clowns like you.
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@brent_scamehorn @ByCasagrande @mitchsherman Go back and report on your home turf of Western Kentucky.
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@ByCasagrande @mitchsherman There was zero point to any of it. Now that you’ve been bodied you act like you’re sorry. You can go ahead and leave at any time. Please do.
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To the people of Omaha and @mitchsherman's followers. Hand up, I tried to make jokes about the city and state. It failed. This place is great. Everyone has been incredibly nice. I deserve to be roasted, keep going. Just know I meant no harm.
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