Ant

@LouieKerr8 I’m not a casual boner, more of a lazy Lob on kinda guy. Is that any good to ya?

😂

@JacquiDeevoy1 I thought i held the record for that 🤣

Tallest man in the world sitting in front of me at the cinema. Always. Without fail. Why?

@Fatbaldbloke1 That’s a valid point. Clearly down wiv da kidz you is. 🤟🤙

Fatty's post afternoon nap ponderings no 754 : Re the Social Media ban for under 16's, how many of them have got phone contracts in their own name?

@StansaidAirport Fake newwwwwz 🇺🇸

Loving the bathroom upgrades in our American Airlines’ lounge.

@NickKao13 @doris_from Surely it’s love tunnel and they’ve not allocated enough squares 🤡

@doris_from Think Bill Oddie or Noel Edmonds. Meanwhile, 20 Across... hmmm...

Lads?

@Fatbaldbloke1 👍

Wagon Wheel Party proposes Social Media ban for people who continue to use 'of' instead of 'have' after 3 written warnings.

@BerisfordRon 🤣 I think iv seen that before but no coat, I was quite tickled 😀

I wondered why Steps had broken up! It’s such a Tragedy! All together: 1,2,3,4,

@stevenpurdy @Kristinartz ‘Iv not got to the frozen centre/cockroach yet’ give me another 5 mins

@Kristinartz Asking if meal is ok,when you have had only one bite

What instantly ruins a restaurant experience for you? 🍽️

@RocDocClayton @Kristinartz Hey live n let live. He was obviously in a hurry - he’d cut his arm open cutting open the baguettes so quickly 🤣🤣🤣 🥖

@Kristinartz The used bandage I once found in my sandwich.

@E1dawg @Kristinartz Yep F them and the QR horse they rode in on

@Kristinartz QR codes. Instead of a paper menu. Paper menus are cheap and never buffer or need an update.

@TeaBalloon @Kristinartz Yeah, can be a deal breaker in my experience 🤣

@Kristinartz Cockroaches in the chutney.

@jeff4loans Yes there was clearly no Britishabout to tell you that you were pronouncing things wrong I do like the term perp abrev from perpetrator And love that you say VeeHikkle, we never use that word.It’s Car Van or Lorry GOD BLESS AMERICA 😀

@AntRog65 Thank you. True, we do not have "alyuminium.❤️

Kindly 'splain. I don't get it. Jeff

@AnneBlanch79900 @Kristinartz Gods portions from Gods own country 🤣

@Kristinartz The size of the portions - had a giant Yorkshire pudding and it was bigger than the plate and about 6 inches high 😳😳😳

@CapitanoJacko @Kristinartz 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Kristinartz A person wearing a hat. Can’t think about anything else.

@Kristinartz Gangsters breaking in and shooting the place up. Even if no one's injured, the vibe has been killed.

@StrandPlay @Kristinartz In vegas we could hardly hear ourselves talk - game on big TV 4 people leant on the bar watching. Asked 3 times for them to turn it down. I pointed out that it wasn’t a Sports Bar but ‘people are watching’ 🤡

@Kristinartz NOISE LEVEL & Big Screen TVs

@SGTWipper1Each @PatrickMil86060 🤣

@PatrickMil86060 I wish I had access to this during the height of allergy season. It works wonders

The average human will never know what he's cooking.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@f1fiend @ESPNF1 Thank you. I’d guessed the first 2 might be there

@ESPNF1 Jackie Stewart, Graham Hill and John Surtees at US GP in 1968

The first all British F1 podium since 1968 🇬🇧