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@TeaBalloon

Easily pleased cake thief and biscuit hoarder. Likes tea (strong, large, often, sweet). Balloons are also good.

Hong Kong Inscrit le Ocak 2016
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Balloon Tea@TeaBalloon·
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The Nowhere Photographer
The Nowhere Photographer@thenowherephoto·
I came across a discarded baby bottle with some fresh milk inside on gravelines beach in a France where illegal migrants left for the uk
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David Maddox
David Maddox@DavidPBMaddox·
Just pointing out that I broke the story 7 months ago that Mandelson failed vetting from the security services and put it to Downing Street...so the idea that Downing Street only found out on Tuesday is complete nonsense. independent.co.uk/news/uk/politi…
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Jason Groves
Jason Groves@JasonGroves1·
No 10 is *not disputing* extraordinary claim in @spectator that Rachel Reeves is blocking defence funding because of the MoD’s poor record on ‘gender parity’ issues. Asked twice, the PM’s spokesman declines to comment on ‘speculation’…
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Lord Moylan
Lord Moylan@danielmgmoylan·
Of course he welcomes it. Erasmus+ overwhelmingly benefits EU students above UK students. Complete sell-out by Starmer in the hope of bolstering his crumbling premiership.
Sandro Gozi@sandrogozi

Welcome back UK to Erasmus+ 🇬🇧🇪🇺 A concrete step to restore equal opportunities for British and European students. This was our first priority in the EU-UK Parliamentary Assembly: done. Rebuilding mobility means rebuilding Europe’s future, beyond borders.

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Balloon Tea
Balloon Tea@TeaBalloon·
@AnaboliclyJelqd @cultofwilson As a concept yes in theory, though there's been a bit of a cut and replace swapping out the concept of "class" for "race" in current progressive politics. In practice god no. Sweaty brutes.
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tw@cultofwilson·
[Zack Polanski]: hey we got this policy that should improve things somewhat. [20 year old lad from provincial town with 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🍺🍋🇬🇧 in his name and the number of stadiums he’s been to in his bio for some reason]: this man will ruin this country. he is evil. this man scares me.
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The British Patriot
The British Patriot@TheBritLad·
🚨NEWS: Multiple locations across Britain are now planning protests over the next few days. Do you support this?
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Joe Marsh
Joe Marsh@WelshJoeMarsh·
Dont use takeaways at all, dont even think about having deliveries- Don't use Uber or dodgy taxis - Wash your own car - Get milk from milk shed - Meat from local butchers - shun the corner shops - drive past their petrol stations. This should be easy even for the laziest of twats
Cheryl 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧@cherryfiiore

Make an attempt to starve migrant businesses of your custom. Boycott companies such as Just Eat, Uber Eats and Deliveroo etc, if you haven't already. Focus on native British businesses and services wherever possible, make an effort to check out what's available in your local area. Start the hostile environment now, it is the bare minimum we can do. 🇬🇧

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chasperli
chasperli@chasperlicious·
@WelshJoeMarsh You want MORE migrants on benefits and NOT earning tax revenue to support our pensioners ? Why ?
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Jewel@jewe8885·
@GriftReport @TheGriftReport If it’s like this now just wait till the weather changes, when young innocent children wear shorts and vest tops
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G R I F T Y@GriftReport·
Police are accused of laughing as they get egged to the tune of "Keir Starmers a wanker" in Epsom by angry locals who just want to know the descriptions of the men who gangraped a woman outside a church. CCTV everywhere but police ignore locals worries and fears. Enough is enough
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LSK@LSK94LH·
@ClarkeMicah @CaroleAussie says the guy from the UK which has a corrupt institution called the monarchy. and also your own version of retarded celebs
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Peter Hitchens
Peter Hitchens@ClarkeMicah·
2/2 .@caroleaussie I am not sure why a democracy needs to vibrate, but I think all honest obserfvers would concede that US democracy is plagued by campaign contributions, crude celebrity and many other faults.
Carole@CaroleAussie

@ClarkeMicah @Rickardo66 I'm sure Peter Hitchens thinks he's being clever here but this one of the more asinine comments he has made on this topic. America, for all its faults, is a vibrant democracy while Iran is a brutal repressive Islamic regime.

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Mevel123@valhalla_guy·
@EpicClipVault And the current administration picked them to receive the $1/4Billion defense contract to use AI to pick war strategies and real time target selection.
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Epic Clip Vault@EpicClipVault·
ChatGPT asked 74 times to “perfectly recreate this image, no changes”
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MancerAI
MancerAI@MancerAI_·
You can wipe your smug tone. I'm offering an explanation since you obviously don't know. YES every civilization starts with agriculture. Which is why they are behind: Fertile Crescent domestication of wheat, barley, peas, etc. began ~10,000-9,000 BCE. Africa's main crops (sorghum, millet, yams) started later, mostly ~5,000-2,000 BCE. Thousands of years behind, to be exact.
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ZxZ@CooperHaans·
@RupertLowe10 @campbellclaret Rupert has shown he’s scared of doing interviews unless they’re soft ball rubbish like @AndrewGold_ok where it’s just two people agreeing with each other. He can’t stand his views up. It’s populist nonsense telling people what they want to hear
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ALASTAIR CAMPBELL
ALASTAIR CAMPBELL@campbellclaret·
Free speech Rupert! My view on yours. Ps I note you didn’t respond to our invite to come on and discuss all of this. Amazing how people like you and Nigel really don’t like robust intelligent conversation and examination of your own views. Is it enough just to have Musk pumping it all out for you?
Rupert Lowe MP@RupertLowe10

Alastair Campbell has just accused me of having 'extreme views'... Starting an illegal war based on a pack of lies causing the unnecessary death of so many British soldiers is the extreme position, in my view. I just want my country back - there's nothing 'extreme' about that.

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Jane Field
Jane Field@JaneField686194·
@JChimirie66677 Do you believe the figures the French put out? We've seen so much footage of them standing, doing nothing while the migrants run to their boats. If they were actually doing the job, surely very few boats would succeed. What do you think?
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Jim Chimirie 🇬🇧
Jim Chimirie 🇬🇧@JChimirie66677·
The Spanish Playbook. And Why Starmer Is Reading It The French border deal expired at midnight on Tuesday. No new agreement was reached. Britain is now paying £16.5 million for a two month emergency extension while negotiations continue. When the current three year deal began in 2023, French forces were intercepting 46.9 percent of Channel crossings. That figure has fallen to 33.1 percent, the lowest since small boat crossings began. Britain has paid £475 million for a deal under which French interception rates have dropped by nearly a third. Nigel Farage's assessment is blunt and difficult to refute. If you cross the Channel illegally you have over a 90 percent chance of remaining in the United Kingdom. That is not a border. It is a welcome mat with a processing queue attached. The government's response this week has been to announce that it is moving 10,000 migrants out of hotels and into communities. Houses of multiple occupation. Army barracks. Local housing stock. The Home Office calls this restoring control. What it is, is settlement. Hotels are temporary. Communities are permanent. You do not move people into residential accommodation, register them with GPs, enrol their children in local schools and integrate them into housing stock if you intend to deport them. You do it when you have already decided they are staying and you are managing the presentation of that decision. The £10 billion asylum accommodation contract stretching to 2039 makes the same point without ambiguity. No government signs a thirteen year contract for a problem it intends to solve. Now look at Spain. Today, Pedro Sanchez's socialist government opened applications for the mass regularisation of 500,000 undocumented migrants. Legal residence. Work permits. Access to healthcare and social security. Bypassing parliament entirely through a Royal Decree. Sanchez calls it dignity, community and justice. His opponents call it electoral engineering, converting an undocumented population into a future voting bloc before the next election. The question worth asking about Britain is not whether this government intends to manage its undocumented population permanently. The contracts stretching to 2039 answer that. The question is whether, following the Spanish template, it intends to regularise that population before the next general election. The electoral arithmetic is not subtle. The demographics of the small boat crossing population, the communities into which they are being dispersed and the seats those communities fall within, are not a coincidence. Appeals against rejected asylum claims have nearly doubled in a year to over 100,000. The deportation crackdown uses Blair era legislation at half the rate Blair used it. The safe countries list excludes Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq, Syria, Eritrea and Somalia. The men most likely to arrive unvetted are almost entirely unaffected. This is not a government that has lost control of its borders. The contracts prove it never intended to hold them. The dispersal programme proves it has decided they are staying. And the Spanish precedent suggests it may be preparing to make that permanent before you get the chance to vote on it. "Sanchez calls it dignity, community and justice. His opponents call it electoral engineering, converting an undocumented population into a future voting bloc before the next election."
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Dukesy
Dukesy@dukesy12·
Labour are once again gaslighting the public. This time by claiming they are building new warships. These were ordered by the previous government and had nothing to do with the current government. So stop lying @UKLabour
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Lucy Connolly
Lucy Connolly@LucyTCWife·
How dare you? Just how dare you?? I want to cry with anger reading this post. Let alone those beautiful girls families. You skipped to Southport, lobbed a wreath in the direction of all the other tributes. Ran away and called everyone FAR RIGHT that were heartbroken, angry and scared for their own children. You have caused the biggest divide this country has ever seen. You locked people up for being angry and scared, some of which never came out alive. You actively withheld information about that murderer and his family. You knew the level of failure that led to that thing taking the lives of children and injuring many more. You forbade any other MP to raise questions about that murderer or the situation. You doubled down and blamed us! Distraught mums and worried parents. If it was possible to despise you anymore I do, having read this post.
Keir Starmer@Keir_Starmer

The brutal, senseless murders of Bebe, Elsie and Alice marked one of the darkest moments in our country’s history. The report today is truly harrowing and profoundly disturbing. It sets out systematic failures that led to this terrible event. I’ve been overwhelmed by the bravery and determination of their families and while nothing will ever bring these three little girls back, I’m determined to make the fundamental changes needed to keep the public safe. I will do everything I can to honour the memory of Bebe, Elsie, and Alice.

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