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@cvpayne Excellent!

Ill reach out

@ZOrtiz99 Purrrfection!

What would you call this body type?!

@atensnut You started bleeding again, didn’t you.

Never say “calm down”. Never!!

@PramilaJayapal @aishabbwahab

Aisha Wahab doesn’t just promise change, she delivers it. She’s taken real action to lower costs for working families and stand up for vulnerable communities—and it shows. That’s why I’m proud to endorse her for Congress. Washington needs leaders like @aishabbwahab: people who understand what families are up against and have the courage to fight for them.

@RepYassAnsari @RepRaskin Yuh! Dis times we gotz himz fo sho! .

Trump is clearly experiencing severe cognitive decline, and leaders from every political affiliation have recognized this. He’s become a national security threat to the United States. That’s why I’ve joined @RepRaskin calling for the 25th Amendment.

@NewYorkFBI The comments section demonstrate that perhaps you guys aren’t viewed as the highly esteemed principal law enforcement agency of the USA that you were once perceived as.Just as in personal relationships,deceit, lack of honor/trustworthiness,& obvious skullduggery aren’t desirable

Are you interested in a career that is defined by purpose, teamwork, and impact? Are you ready to defend the homeland and crush violent crime? Join our team. The mission doesn't wait, and neither do we. Apply today at FBIjobs.gov #FBIJobs #SpecialAgents

@MrImranPk You are not in Iran. You’re a Pakistani propagandist looking for clicks on X. Go fuck yourself, and your goat wife too.

One of the most brutal scenes in human history has come to light. Israeli soldiers opened fire on thousands of starving Gazans as they fled for a piece of food during the Gaza War. This is a moment the world should never forget.

@DSchrantz Disgraced? The guy is an absolute hero and patriot. You, however, are a fucking disgraceful traitor and insufferable piece of shit. Fuck you.

Disgraced and fired Bovino getting into people’s replies showing his utter ignorance on the law shows you why his operation in MN was basically a crime spree.

@GregoryKBovino @hernandoarce @OldPatrolHQ @RightSideR3bel And, btw, that wasn’t meant as anything derogatory about the brave men and women on the front lines busting their asses across the nation everyday. Their hard work is absolutely appreciated, but they can’t do it alone.

@BecauseWhy123 @hernandoarce @OldPatrolHQ @RightSideR3bel Dog and pony is right

Then restart mass deportations and quit messing around with it. @hernandoarce @OldPatrolHQ @RightSideR3bel

@adamcarolla Lest we forget he also said regarding this incident “When you’ve been stopped and you’re the only African American in a group of white people, you’re going to be singled out.” Total bullshit. The Beer Summit was a joke. He was by far the most racist president in my lifetime .

He is a race hustler and either low IQ or just compromised

@MrsMassacre @realMaalouf @PinstripedBomb

@realMaalouf @PinstripedBomb I wish all Muslims would just....

He is 58 years old. She is only 7. She doesn't even understand what's happening. I will never find this normal. Any culture that allows this is evil!

@MrsMassacre Solid GOLD! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What's the worst part about the Quran? Getting papercuts on your ass hole from the pages.

@RepJoeMorelle @RepNikema More performative bullshit by two professional grifters. You’re not fooling anyone but yourself with this.

Proud to have @RepNikema as a co-chair on the Anti-Corruption and Democracy Reform Task Force.   This is about restoring faith in government. A government of the people. By the people. For the people. We’re committed to doing the work to get there and we won’t back down.

@RepJoeMorelle You belong in a small fucking cage at Gitmo.

The Trump Administration's move to vacate convictions for seditious conspiracy by members of Oath Keepers and Proud Boys for what happened on January 6th, 2021 is beyond disgraceful.   We need to put an end to the corruption that goes on in the Trump Administration.

@GovTimWalz Did you learn that at a Somali learing center? And how is it that you’re allegedly human but have a mouth resembling a catfish? Weird.

We can lower the cost of child care by up to $6,000 per family.

@Ghostofcynthia @SchmittNYC @RubenGallego @RepSwalwell False. The truth is that Ruben was fucking Swallowell that evening. Eric is definitely the bottomist of the bottoms!

@SchmittNYC @RubenGallego There's a rumor going around that @RepSwalwell banged Ruben's wife on their wedding night in a threesome.

The fact that @RubenGallego is playing dumb is hilarious. If Eric Swalwell wasn’t with his wife, he was creeping on any girl that would engage with him. And Ruben was his wingman.

@CoCoKruszynski Thats not what it was. He was just cheap and pulled the plug before your b-day for that reason only.

A dude whom I was "dating" recently that I really liked left me after I mentioned a Bible verse to him. --- Never heard back from him again... Wow My heart is completely broken --- but I will get over it. We were going to do something special for my birthday this weekend. I will never mention the Bible to another man again. 😞💔

@TiffanyxFong Just file for an extension before midnight and pray for a meteor strike before October. Thats the only way out. Easy peasy!

what if i don’t WANNA pay my taxes ???

@AwakenWithJP @ShadowofEzra Almost?

@ShadowofEzra Almost makes me think he's full of shit.

Christian Zionist Pastor John Hagee says Jesus Christ is coming back to the world as a Jewish rabbi. He says he can only rule the world as a Jewish rabbi and nothing else. “He’s going to return to the Earth at the Second Coming as a Jew.” “Jesus Christ is coming back as a Jewish rabbi.”

@RetroMoviesDB Nope. Not grainy enough. Cookiesquatch never reveals himself anywhere near fully operational cameras. Everybody knows that!

He's real?!