Gary with a G

I just roller bladed to an old broke down out of business Sizzlers. Memories from the past flooded over me. That’s the place where I would brag about my Pokémon card deck to the beautiful waitress while eating my steak and buffet ice cream. I was the coolest kid in town by a mile… Imagine a 6 ft tall kid in ripped jeans and a sleeveless white T. Doing sweet tail whips on his razor scooter while sipping a Monster energy drink in front of Hollywood video store. Ladies would come and sit on the curb listening to Linkin park and awe as I rubbed wax on my scoot scoot for a dope grind sesh. I had a bunk bed in my room even though one person slept in there. GTA Vice city was always ready to be played on my own TV. My He-man comforter set was the envy of the block. I invented sliding down the stairs with a mattress. Should of seen me. You probably wish you could of been me. No one was more popular and no one still is.

@9mmsmg Sounds like you love penis in your mouth.

Japanese man spent a reported 2,000,000 Japanese Yen on his border collie fursuit

@mike27356894 While us “Gary’s” still get hated on.

Monthly Superfan check, who’s up🫡

@ben_butthole @Elev8_Steve @ninaturner No worries, I’ll buy his stuff in your place.

@Elev8_Steve @ninaturner Steve this is disappointing. I’ve been shopping w elev8 for years but to see on twitter that you are a dogsh|t person I will never give you another dollar 👎

Let’s be clear: my ancestors built this nation. It’s one thing to disagree with policy, but this is vile. Anti-Blackness is an epidemic in this nation, from DeSantis to the Alabama congressional maps, to this joke of a “Party.”

@InternetH0F Make it a large.

where’s my toy???

@kirawontmiss Bet you know the word though.

i would’ve been so PISSED if i was on that plane

The Declaration of Independence was written by enslavers and didn’t recognize Black people as human. Today is a great day to demand Reparations Now ✊🏾

@mmpadellan Nothing worse than a non-Christian telling Christians how un-Christian they are.

I see some mindless, heartless trump supporting buzzards are once again trying to pick rancid meat off the bones of the story of Hunter Biden's addiction, this time fascinated at the idea that a guy in the grips of his addiction drove 172mph. Right now, Hunter is in recovery. He has had a hard road back, and will for the rest of his life. How do I know? Because I'm in recovery too -- August 17th will make 20 years. 20 HARD years. Most people in recovery have the benefit of their worst moments, when they were at their lowest, being hidden from public view. It's between them, their sponsor, their therapist, and their higher power. Nobody else. I talk about my own repeated battles openly on this platform, well aware that they will be used to throw back in my face. They do it frequently, and will likely do it on this post. That's fine. It's my choice. I do it because there was a time back in 1994 when I was homeless and hopeless, sitting in a detox not even knowing why I was wasting my time because I figured I'd probably just relapse again after so many failed attempts to get clean. And then someone came in for a 12-step meeting and told MY story. I heard them say how hopeless they felt until they surrendered to their higher power. And all of a sudden, I had hope again. So when I tell my story, it is my sincere hope that someone out there will see that same glimmer of hope. Just for today. Anyone else who has tried to kick any kind of addiction knows how difficult it is to do. Not everyone survives. It wrecks the lives of those around them. It's hard enough to do that shit privately. But these ghouls, these buzzards, these disgusting human vermin, have decided that they want to feast on the carcass of the addiction Hunter is trying to leave behind in his rear view mirror. Fuck you assholes. Fuck every last goddamn one of you. When Hillary called you deplorable, that was a kindness you don't even deserve. Many of you like to post "Christian" or "Jesus saves" on your social media profile, not even caring how hypocritical you sound when you cast your stones at Hunter Biden, while ignoring the multitude of very unchristian-like offenses committed by the guy you support for President. You delight in sharing lurid pictures of someone who was at his lowest point in life, under the influence of a chemical that makes people behave horribly. But if you yourself are not under the influence of those chemicals, what's YOUR excuse for acting like such horrible, deplorable assholes?

@Snakeeater36 Snorted what?!

I’ll admit, i snorted

@KonstantinKisin @TheLaurenChen

@TheLaurenChen Which changes are you referring to that have made it worse? I can't say I have noticed any negative changes to my user experience since Elon took over.

The sites functionality is steadily becoming as substandard as Tesla's build quality and customer service. Everything else, though, especially on speech, has been a massive improvement.

@ODoralb @SameeraKhan

No, atheism is not satanism. I was an atheist. Atheists are just not convinced that we had a creator; rather, they believe we came from evolution, starting with a single cell. Atheists are usually very smart but can be influenced and fascinated by modern "science." However, it is important to note that modern science is not always truly scientific anymore. It has become a large conglomerate of lobbyists who push agendas, leading people to become disbelievers. When you control the beliefs of a population, you can easily manipulate them. Unfortunately, we have discovered that even "science" can be manipulated since it has shifted from experimental science to theoretical science. This constant state of uncertainty allows people to be deceived while their pockets are being emptied and their rights are being taken away, turning them into perfect NPC slaves. Alhamdulillah, I was guided into Islam. It is the only true religion remaining, the final testament, given by God. It is the religion of truth and reason.

Atheism is just satanism.

@ianmiles Someone used ChatGPT to write this.

Give me a moment to wax on about the current state of the France. While the protestors march on (and set more cars, police stations, and Aldis on fire), their indignation flaring at the Macron administration, it is impossible to dismiss their grievances as entirely without merit. The French government, maintaining a legacy of preceding administrations, has recurrently turned a blind eye to the hardship endured by the impoverished, the forsaken, and a fraction of its population that comprises migrants—those belonging to the second and third generation—whose integration has been managed haphazardly, to say the least. This subgroup, the unfortunate legacy of France's colonial ventures in the regions of North Africa, has been consigned to a subpar citizenship tier for the better part of decades. Yet, the dissent now taking form in the streets of France, labelled with the precarious moniker of "mostly peaceful", teeters precariously close to the precipice of a civil conflict, a damning testament to a law enforcement system driven to its limits and still found lacking. Such displays of civic discord, though possibly sprouting from justified roots, may inadvertently provide fertile grounds for French nationalists, which is kind of hilarious in a tragicomic kind of way because it doesn't end well for anyone. These nationalist entities, poised like eagles on the watch, could leverage this unrest to dethrone the extant regime, vying for a new dispensation that prioritizes order above pandemonium, and those with a bone-deep love for France above those who hold its citizenship as a mere legality, devoid of the affection for the nation. This scenario, while speculative, reflects an inescapable truth—the repercussions of civil unrest are often as unpredictable as they are volatile.

@ScottAdamsSays She did mean it.

Hey, Erica, no one thinks you meant it the way they are pretending you did. Both sides do this sort of theater. Expect a lot more pretending today. It isn't about you. I first thought it was parody. But your clarification explains it.

Drop a gif 👇

@loganclarkhall Socks on or off?

recruiting some right-wing bros to rent this place out and hosting a get together to chill and watch every ryan gosling film in order would be a top 10 moment in “dudes rock” history.

@lildoge18 That’s almost 204 whole days of playing…

14K hours playtime and I still suck lol

@koreanjewcrypto Hey Gainzy, hit me up I’ll spread all good things about you and even say you beat up 15 guys at once for calling me a nerd.

alright I can’t take it anymore; I’m coming clean Gainzy reached out to me to help spread positive narratives about him on the timeline compensation was 5 ETH, but I’ll be sending it back to him I can’t in good conscious endorse you to my audience gainzy. im sorry all

@TopLobsta Hey @TopLobsta I challenge you to a roller blade contest and and 3 team death match contest on gears of war 4. I’ll even take my favorite/lucky socks off.

@TopLobsta Hey mom. Hey Carl. Hey Dawg. I’m super famous now.

Found Josh's alt

@TopLobsta said he had some dudes wife in his DM’s. I wanted to see them. He said I was an ALT (must be a slur of some sort) then quote tweeted me. Then blocked. All I said was hey to my mom and Carl and my dog named dawg.