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‘We are not some casual and meaningless product of evolution. Each of us is the result of a thought of God. Each of us is willed, each of us is loved, each of us is necessary.’ Pope Benedict XVI

@louistheroux @SpotifyUK I’m very late to the party but I loved this interview. Being female and intelligent can be a burden. Loved her honesty.

I can’t pretend I’m not excited to play host to movie royalty on this episode of #TheLouisTherouxPodcast, with Sharon Stone joining remotely from her home in Los Angeles for a free-ranging and utterly uncensored chat. Please join us to hear Sharon’s blisteringly honest takes on the mediocrity of Hollywood, the producers Robert Evans and Harvey Weinstein, the pain of not winning an Oscar for Casino, and visiting Robert Mugabe at his palace in Zimbabwe. open.spotify.com/episode/0KgbPj…

@Tesco This has now been answered via the phone line.

@Tesco Just to clarify, my shopping did not turn up AT ALL. Money was taken, I checked the online updates for when it would arrive and they just stopped at 11pm. I had no phone calls and no texts, I have not had an e mail and I have NO SHOPPING.

@Tesco You won’t answer this until the morning but my shopping is now 50 minutes late and there is nobody to ask whether it will arrive as your communication all stops at 11pm. Nobody has contacted me so I’m going to bed. Assuming it wont turn up at midnight?!

@kristi_from_tx @HazelAppleyard_ Room for one more? Move up!

I’m room 58. Where my roommates at?

@mar85117 @Mofoman360 On horseback, with Princess Anne and Prince Edward.

@Mofoman360 Where is William ? Genuine question

Princess Catherine The Princess of Wales Prince George Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis returning to Buckingham Palace from Horse Guards Parade at Trooping the Colour #PrincessCatherine #PrincessofWales #TroopingTheColour #WeLoveYouCatherine

@dieworkwear I think Mork looked better in his space suit.

i really think something has happened to the global supply of skilled tailors because there's no way you can find a photo of someone pre-1950 looking like this, even in a bar fight

@dieworkwear I think they wear overly tight stuff because they want to give the impression of being so muscular that they are straining out of their clothes - think Hulk, post-transformation!

The same thing happened a few years ago when this outfit went viral. The sleeves are all screwed up, and the waist is straining. The jacket is clearly too small, but lots of people at the time were like, "It's supposed to look like that! This is modern." And it's like, OK 🤷‍♂️

@sainsburys Frustrating experience for my 1st grocery delivery from you today. A crate's worth of shopping was missing. The call centre person managed to miss an item off the refund even after repeating it all back to me. Have no bread and am out of pocket.

@ChooseAgape__ Invite him to book club 😂

@deathtospinach Literally crying with laughter, this is, without exception, the funniest thing I have ever read on the internet. Excellent job.

I don’t care what any of you say, this is THE ONE!!! 🥰🥰🥰

@chriswb71 @WasonJulian @MaOfDestruction @oldenoughtosay Arrghhhijjllhshd nooooo *throws mugs at the wall*

@Jon_Chalk1 @KevinASchofield Sorry, I meant say tax payable, rather than tax rate

@Jon_Chalk1 @KevinASchofield I'd like to compare Labour and Conservative tax rates. To do that, I would need to see what the Labour tax rate on 15K is after inflation, so that I can compare it to the Conservative tax rate on 22K (22K is 15K after inflation, according to the note).

This community note deserves the widest audience possible ...

@C_Rose_Valley @CatholicArena @churchofengland @JustinWelby This was at Westminster Abbey, also currently claimed by the Anglicans. Westminster Cathedral is a different building.

CANTERBURY, ENGLAND Canterbury Cathedral was built by Catholics before being taken by Protestants This is what they are currently using it for

@timoldland @Barristerblog Absolutely. My Granny had no influence over the three cats that abandoned their owners for her. All she did was feed them gold top milk and liver.

@Barristerblog Absolute nonsense. Cats choose their owners, not the other way around.

The Pet Abduction Bill contains a provision which should be (but isn't) described as "cat grooming." It will be committed by "inducing" a cat to leave the lawful control of its owner.

@gpchap @FatherChrisVor1 @RealBetyCardens @Tony2230X 😂 Genius! Although it might be a bit subtle for most people...

@FatherChrisVor1 @RealBetyCardens @Tony2230X “If he was a real priest he would know what sort of woman this is.” Simon the Pharisee: “Hold my beer.” “Thank you Lord I’m not like this alcoholic Pharisee.”

Tonight, I am thinking of some of the people of the night. Please, pray for prostitutes.

@mcandst @gunsnrosesgirl3 Yes!!!

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Perelandra!

Boat owners moving a large floating island out of the way on Wisconsin's Lake Chippewa