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@SuppressedNws1 Dang… what an eerie hellish sight…

More footage from Greece:

@MadelnCanada Fuck no… he was an embarrassment to Canada… even for april fool he doesn’t deserve such credit..

#BREAKING: The Canadian Federal government announces Justin Trudeau will be on the next $20 bill.

@cryptorover Trump will announce that America won the war and will leave the whole Middle East alone! Nah… he will say something competent against everyone needs and make sure the chaos continues for another 3 years…

💥BREAKING: All major broadcast TV networks will be interrupting their programming to air Trump’s address tonight. It seems like a BIG announcement is coming...

@AshCrypto It’s about time… but we also need the big tickets of Jane street to go to jail,, we want the big dudes not the small shit…

This is absolutely MASSIVE. Manipulation in the crypto is finally ending. Ten foreign nationals have been charged by the US Justice Department for manipulating the crypto market. These ten executives and employees are from four different crypto “market makers”: Gotbit, Vortex, Antier, and Contrarian. The indictments allege these people conspired to inflate the trading volume and price of tokens and profited through the sale of the cryptocurrencies at inflated prices to unwitting investors. These so-called pump-and-dump schemes caused losses to investors in the United States and elsewhere. Three of the accused, including two CEOs, were recently arrested and extradited from Singapore to the United States. To make it simple: - These guys pump the price with fake volume - Then trap retail investors at higher prices - Then dump on them - Rinse and repeat These market makers are the reason why crypto has been dumping nonstop for months. They do a crazy amount of paper trading to suppress the price and profit from it.

@Polymarket Why people keep pouring money into OpenAI then obviously they are being displaced by Claude… their model keeps getting backwards and old… OpenAI is so past nowadays.

JUST IN: OpenAI’s internal projections reportedly show the $122,000,000,000.00 they raised today gives them as little as 18 months of operational runway before they need to raise again.

@WallStreetMav Russia wins… china is winning… they are now the adult in the room… american can only throw tantrum like a baby… American and Europe are loosing… this is definitely restructuring the world geopolitical shift these wars…

🚨🚨🚨Breaking: The German government to build 15 new nuclear power plants and lift sanctions immediately on all Russian oil and natural gas. German Chancellor Merz has also agreed to pay to rebuild the Nord Stream pipeline to Russia. All wind and solar projects have been cancelled. "It's time for Germany to open our energy economy. The best way to do this is via free markets, lowering taxes and regulations". For Immediate Release. Berlin, April 1 2026.

@MerlijnTrader Everyone missed the call for 2025 and the cycle including Raoul Pal… simple reason … no one can predict how insane president trump is….

MASSIVE: Raoul Pal: "Bitcoin peaks in 2026. Probably Q2." Raoul Pal has been right before. 2020 bottom. Called it. 2021 peak. Called it. Now he's saying the cycle extended. And early sellers may regret it. You already survived the dip. Don't give up the run.

Why would Romania send Romanians to help fight for Hormuz when no Western Europe countries with piles of mikeyarunpower won’t even approach that shitshow…. Romanians are being used as buffalo soldiers. Send them in front to die so the western rich country can sip their coffee… ridiculous.

In true bullshit style, Romania has just said on the news they are going to support the USA in opening the straight or Hormuz. They have zero navy. I guess theyre sending some fishermen.

@coinbureau Hard to cheer up as he might change his mind in ten minutes and say he will bomb something. You can’t trust an unstable man.

🚨JUST NOW: President Trump says the U.S. will leave the war in Iran within 2 or 3 weeks.

@AshCrypto Hahahaha. So American and trump. Break something and leave it behind for others to fix and handle. Way to go you winner!

🚨BREAKING: PRESIDENT TRUMP SAYS US WILL LEAVE IRAN WITHIN 2 OR 3 WEEKS.

@HazelAppleyard What the hell?!?! Does she identity as a fish now or she had a fish brain on top of it???

excuse me?

@MerlijnTrader It’s ok… it’s a backdoor to every OpenAI system. Install it and anthropic will launch that Trojan horse to kill OpenAI.

Sam Altman somewhere right now: "This is the best Tuesday I've had in years." Claude's source code just leaked via an npm map file. Not by hackers. By accident. The kind of mistake that ends careers. Sitting in a public registry. For anyone to download. OpenAI is taking notes right now.

@nicrypto How are the coin bureau handling the situation from Dubai? With all your rich assets and wealth, you manage to leave before it gets worse or you guys are still stuck in a lambo bunker?

The last tanker of jet fuel from the Middle East to the UK arrives Thursday. After that: Nothing. Worth noting that the UK normally has 8 Middle Eastern jet fuel cargoes in transit at any time. Now, this is the last one. Jet fuel prices are already double pre-war levels & industry experts say airlines will start feeling the squeeze by end of April. The government says "book your summer holidays as normal." That advice is going to age very badly.

@Megatron_ron @Selkis_2028 This guy is as delusional as trump. There is not a single country that would count on israel to be a port of oil. What a bunch of silliness thoughts. He definitely need more lsd in his life so he can continue in his illusion world.

BREAKING: 🇸🇦🇦🇪🇮🇱 Netanyahu says the oil from the Gulf states will pass trough Israel in the future After the Iranian war, the [Strait of] Hormuz needs to be bypassed using pipelines from Saudi Arabia to the Mediterranean," - Benjamin Netanyahu, Israeli Prime Minister. Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu proposes a radical idea of pipelines stretching from the Gulf to Israel, carrying crude. In this way it bypasses the Strait of Hormuz and the Bab al-Mandab Strait. The proposal would give Tel Aviv massive leverage power over the GCC and can hold the entire Arab Gulf hostage in the future.

@coinbureau What does that mean??? Cost of ticket is surging or flight being cancelled?

🚨 BREAKING: KOREAN AIR ENTERS EMERGENCY MODE AS FUEL COSTS SURGE Korean Air, South Korea’s largest carrier, will shift to emergency operations from April, becoming the third Asian airline to do so as oil prices surge amid the Middle East conflict.

@KobeissiLetter I think little trump ego for hurt and he is starting to cry because little boy didn’t get his candy reward. Boohoo!!!!

PRESIDENT TRUMP: “All of those countries that can’t get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which refused to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, I have a suggestion for you: Number 1, buy from the U.S., we have plenty, and Number 2, build up some delayed courage, go to the Strait, and just TAKE IT. You’ll have to start learning how to fight for yourself, the U.S.A. won’t be there to help you anymore, just like you weren’t there for us. Iran has been, essentially, decimated. The hard part is done. Go get your own oil!”

@Vivek4real_ All these prediction of BTC is completely non sense. Every bank or trading firm keeps spewing insane high targets for BTC but there is just no movement on liquidity flowing into crypto. It’s all AI for the foreseeable future. Crypto has missed the boat thanks to trump insanity.

🇺🇸 CITIBANK PREDICTS BITCOIN WILL REACH $189,000 IN 2026 🔥 BULLISH 🚀

@coinbureau What a win!!!! Amazing how much winning the America gets under trump!

🚨BREAKING: Trump is willing to end the Iran war even if the Strait of Hormuz stays CLOSED. The mission to reopen it would extend the conflict beyond his 4-6 week timeline. So he's walking away: - 3,000+ dead - More than $30B spent and counting - $200B requested - Oil above $100 -And the waterway that started it all, is under complete Iranian control.

What an idiot… he backs down on every single statement… he knows the American will loose and will continue to loose as day progress on this war… he might as well say the USA is willing to end the war without declaring he won a single thing… same same… proves the war was lost on day one..

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Trump Tells Aides He’s Willing to End US-Iran War Without Reopening Hormuz, per WSJ

@RT_com What has the USA gain from this war?!?! Absolutely nothing beside israel getting what they seek. American continue to loose lives and will loose even more lives in coming days. The dummest war ever.

US war against Iran exceeds $35 billion in just 30 days — Iran War Cost Tracker That’s more than NASA's entire annual budget