@Jamesshort @DailyCA_MCQs @sunflowermashu Paying someone to take a picture pretending to be you at a concert. So you can brag about attending even though you didnt.
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i saw someone do this at the concert but i have no idea what she was doing? someone explain please😭?????
shenxiao@Shenxiao123971
脑子真好用，什么钱都能挣，一个朋友圈所有朋友都发同一张场地。
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@pilotinyourmind @stillnotziora they think we all look alike a bitch said my dark ass looked like trippie redd 😭
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white girls are so funny sometimes
cam 💖@pnwprincess23
lore drop: i once told a guy at a farmer’s market his flute playing was very andre 3000–esque he said “that’s good, i am andre 3000” we chatted for a bit, then he drifted off playing the flute. no one else around knew who he was compliment people, you never know where it may lead
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@ithegoat__ @byte_thrasher i miss understood it. I thought cracked players games got replaced with IRL content translated to gamefeed and their inputs used to control irl drones etc etc without them realizing it. You know... to harness flowstate.
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anyone working in defense knows this exact military phenotype and that they have the only relevant feedback on the UI of your system
Dabs🩸@DabsMalone
If I got taken out by a drone controlled by a 18 year old Fortnite player I’d be so pissed.🫠
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@BeatGreet @bozo64124407 @VEK_45 Lol yeah that is true. I've seen people say that calling yourself 6' is just a cope. Wouldn't be surprised if it gains traction.
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Last time "short" was 5'7, now it's 5'10, you closet niggas just want to put on girly clothes
Maririn~@TopGyaru
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@Kolioko_ @j8musiala @lifestylebrazyy In primary school my teacher taught us to think of it like a crocodile mouth, and he wants to eat the biggest number
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@j8musiala @lifestylebrazyy damn ur right as a lefty ts is mad unintuitive to me 😂😂ill put positive numbers on the left of 0 and negatives on the right sometimes too
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ik im not the only 6’1 nigga that feels average , i swear everyone tall
𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗙𝗨𝗟 𝗟𝗔 𝗙𝗔𝗡 🕷️@LarespectfulLBJ
If you not at least 5’10 in 2000 26 ggs
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@spotshole @ezraiguess_ @euclicide Nobody is anti gambling anymore because everyone is too focused on their parlay haha
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@ezraiguess_ @euclicide that said I remember a time on YouTube when gambling ads got you bullied off of the platform what happened to that attitude
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@Bocksawm @uncledoomer Sounds like my gay best friend nick mullen
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@uncledoomer Imagine how hard it is to find a Japanese woman in a Japanese food court
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"the ick" is learned behavior btw
no woman had ever heard of "the ick" before the internet
Ambar@Ambar_SIFF_MRA
This is one of the most insane reasons for women to fall out of love. Is this for real, or do only Japanese women think like this?
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@tyvaldr1 @WiseOpossum @youtubenocontxt Logan Paul paid an estimated ~$2 million to remove it from the internet.
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@WiseOpossum @youtubenocontxt i havent seen this image for a long time
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@KanoiKrishnav @NoWarDotCom You put 2023-2027 and 2024-present. He's normally it would be like September 2023 - June 2027. For example
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Fastest rejection ever , although saved a lot of time for me , why can’t we normalise this ?
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@GummiVenusDMilo @venusianhunty i haven’t seen him, that’s just what my landlord told me
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If youre gonna live in an apartment buidling you need to reconcile with the fact that theres gonna be noise. These are all normal noises to make ppl literally go to work and have lives. Youre living in a community with 100-300+ ppl in it??
delani ❤️🔥@delaniraeann
downstairs tenants are maaaad (not at me tho i never leave by 7:15 nor am i up by 8am on the weekends) 😭
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CS2 Karambit Doppler Phase 2's are down -50% in the past 60 days.
They were $5,000 before the Retake Update.
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@adhd_jeeba @AuAnCap I don’t know if this has any validity to it at all, but it definitely seems like bro science
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my life was never the same after my ex friends gave me 10-12g of shrooms and said it was a small dose
i ended up having a 10hr long trip where i was convinced that i was being taken to hell and then killed 400-500 times, and the entire time i was pleading with god to make the torture stop because i was so scared and kept seeing myself die over and over.
the only thing that helped was repeating mindful meditation mantras which i had been doing around the time.
my life was a bit of a downward spiral after that and i had hallucinogen persisting perception disorder for a period of time
biggest regret of my life
Bryan Johnson@bryan_johnson
Doing magic mushrooms this Sunday. 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