🐜Luigi~Galvani

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Having the balls to walk away from a woman you love because she started disrespecting you is something 97% of men cannot do.

@Chizitere_xyz “You aren't intimidating; you are just insufferable to come home to”

@NelsonAkoth_ @RodgersKipembe A lot mane bois? Obinna anapelekea vijana wawili statehouse angalau watoke block ni wewe na tufala wengine mko na agenda za kipuuzi sana

@RodgersKipembe Lakini reducing Obinna to the level of githeriman is so gross Obinna going to statehouse means a lot but I don't know what githeriman meant to you

During Uhuru’s tenure, a man named Martin Kimotho, who was seen eating githeri while on a voting queue, was invited to State House and later awarded the HSC. No one complained.

@Brain43522410 @JaneFKyalo Why do you need obinna to influence you na uko na akili yako?

@JaneFKyalo How many people does Truphena Muthoni influence? Who is she in the public space??

Obina is being fought because he is a Luo. His going to Statehouse with those fellows will make Kenyans cancel him, yet Truphena Muthoni went to SH without much trouble or backlash.

@_editedcircle @danformulas @kiprandom @RufasKe Wewe ni wivu inakusumbua...acheni vijana wakule pia ...muthoni akihug miti na kuenda statehouse sikuona mkimcancel...nonsense

@danformulas @kiprandom @RufasKe wacha upuzi wewe! is this a game? kondoo

I am not a prophet but.. Obinna might get cancelled real quick! He touched a sensitive war that has costed lives. Guess he overshot his con-fidence.

shaving your dick feels like performing surgery

The most powerful Bible verse: "If you don't feel like praying, force it. Because something is also forcing you not to pray." JAMES 4:7

Once you're making serious money 1. Hire a maid. 2. Buy a super comfortable bed. 3. Get the most expensive MacBook. 4. Invest in a proper desk and chair. 5. Join a serious gym. 6. Eat organic, quality food You'll level up 10x Faster!

In Dholuo, we love saying “Ngima ema duong.” It means that the gift of life is greater than anything else. It implies that as long as there’s life, we can do anything. That as long as you’re alive, there’s room to try again. And again. Thinking about it always makes me smile.

*Jesus is here to stay❤️ Christians. Arsenal fans

5 rules of happiness: don’t hate. don’t worry. don’t compare. don’t expect. don’t complain.

@9_bendiehard @LimitlessKe95 True maahn...this is Brody

@LimitlessKe95 We got a Nicholas Brody situation on our hands or something

Former KDF officer Issa Ibrahim has reportedly been freed after spending more than nine years in Alshabab captivity…

BREAKING: Kakamega School Advance to 2026 National Rugby Fifteens Replacing Bungoma High who have been disqualified. #BilasoJonathan I #SecondarySchoolGames

@ItsBilaso Lets go Barbarians💯💯

CONFIRMED: Bungoma High Disqualified From The 2026 National Rugby Fifteens Games set to be played from 7th to 11th April in Kisumu County after their 22 Players have been found ineligible as per the Audit done by Western Region KSSSA. Kakamega School Advance to National Rugby Fifteens Games #BilasoJonathan I #SecondarySchoolGames

Chase everything you want except love and death; they will find you when it's time.

Arne Slot to Rio Ngumoha everytime they’re losing heavily by the 60th minute

Everytime Arsenal loses I see this video 😭

The number of people who will be admitted to mental hospitals when Man City wins the premier league is insane