Kariuki Mwangi

@kenyasgossips Poverty tourism should end. Let her use her influence to call out bad governance in Kenya and keep her money to herself. That's the best charity she can give

@MarthaAhumuza Its very simple. Girls and Women:- By all means,avoid eating/receiving money fro Men you dont intend to be with:- Out here,there are crazy men who will not take rejection/betrayal kindly. Feminists will talk,protest etc ...but you will be dead;-

I often think about Ivy Wangechi. If I’m being honest that was a turning point for me in my feminism journey. A woman weeks away from finishing med school, hacked in broad daylight. That alone should have been enough to produce a kind of collective action against GBV.

@carltonkitheka1 Patterns. Facts are hard- you may not like it,but you cant' change it.

I'd really love to know how Amerix came to the conclusion that tattoos on a woman means she has STDs 😂😂 What is the correlation ? 😂

@DonaldBKipkorir Russia and China + Entire Europe are weaklings militarywise. USA ISRAEL ...are proper warable countries

Russia, is the 2nd most powerful military power in the world YET it watches as US & Israel erases its most strategic ally IRAN! US will never allow any of its strategic allies even to be touched. If Russia can’t protect Iran from destruction, how can any country ever trust Russia?

@kisinga_v Metrotrans does the job right

Kasarani is the only route Super Metro failed to hack. I wonder why

@nyadimoedwin01 @georgediano Alifanya that lady bad. Call out societal evils when you see them. Kama ni mbaya, sema ni mbaya. Alitoka huyo dem alimweka akiwa chizi arndee the american,not right

@georgediano Stop hating your fellow man who has gone through he'll in the name of storytelling Kdust nonsense, atleast we are happy he is finding his way up...not every story is for exaggeration ,,, what Magix -Enga went through huwezi pitia ata nusu yake.....on this..shame on u

LADIES: gather around my pipoos, today’s lesson is sponsored by Kalahari Desert University of Science & Technology (K-DUST), Faculty of Karakta Development & advance IT, with a special guest lecturer,, Magix Enga. You see this Rasta man, In his prime he was a soft life ambassador. The man revived Urbantone like a defibrillator. Money was flowing like water. He bought a clean Toyota Celica, relocated to South C, and set up a studio that was busier than a Nairobi matatu stage at 6pm. He was changing yellow-yellow damsels like WhatsApp statuses. Champagne was popping hapana machesoo. At some point, the man even gathered courage & maybe a little madness and declared he was richer than Harmonize. He Said his fleet of cars could sustain the Tanzanian artist for years. Fleet na kagari kamoja, ooliskia wapi? But as the scriptures of life say, Pride goeth before a catastrophic character development. Lifestyle ikamramba namna hatarii. The money dried up faster than safaricom bandoos. From champagne to Kanamba Special, from soft life to soft landing kwa pavements. Bhang became breakfast, lunch, and supper. Before we knew it, our boy alikuwa ameuza gari, furniture & studio equipment. He graduated to full-time street philosopher, walking around estates, collecting garbage like he’s auditioning for a recycling documentary. But luckily for him Daughter of Agrippina appeared. This lady saw this fallen general of Softlife and decided to rehabilitate him. She took him in, fed him, clothed him, even handled other important departments of human survival,, you know,, horizontal engineering na kazalikaa. In short, she did full service, NGO, Red Cross and UN combined. Out of this mercy mission, a child was born. At some point, Magix Enga even went online shedding tears of gratitude, praising this woman for rescuing him from the pits of rock bottom and borderline madness. Fast forward, Yesterday our resurrected superstar tied the knot,, but with another yellow-yellow damsel. The same man who was once being fed like a stray cat has now upgraded to a wedding buffet with a financially stable bride. And Daughter of Agrippina is Left at the entrance of Kalahari Unifastii, holding a baby and memories while eating premium dust. Let’s be honest my pipoos, without that woman, this man would probably still be roaming estates, arguing with dustbins and greeting streetlights. So ladies, this should serve as a lesson to y'all. If you decide to pick a struggling man, just know you might be running a rehabilitation center, not building a future. And when he finally makes it, you might be thanked with a motivational speech and then replaced like a worn-out tyre. So Sister Jennifer, please please please, don’t volunteer to be a before and after testimony. Dust is constant, chesaa. Na kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

There's a Kenyan, a mighty Kenyan 🇰🇪🎶

@Iamkibe1 Kalenjins have no money. The brokest people in Kenya possibly. Travel to rural Nandi,Baringo,Bomet, Keiyo or pokot. People live the sh*tiest livlihoods ever,they are only better than LUOs .

Kalenjin have more money than kikuyus don't be fooled

@baroswahjr Their safety is less "foreigners" in their small "community". Taking a woman from them changes nothing, bringing someone does

Parents really have double standards buana, Back in the village, there's a beautiful lady who is getting married to a Nigerian man, and everyone is okay about it. But as a man, the moment you say you want to look for a Nigerian woman, they'll be like, "Pchirchir, haven't you seen beautiful girls here in Nandi?" Takemi kewanin

@Michemyk1 @Kibet_bull DM biz

@kiprandom @Kibet_bull Roysambu

Help a brother

@_iamtbag Nikiingia na keringet naitwa mheshimiwa?

baze ya jaba unaingia na maji ya dasani unskia msee amekuambia ati unakuanga role model wake

@Michemyk1 @Kibet_bull Hapa ni wapi?

@Kibet_bull Yea niko nayo for that budget kindly nipee kazi

@SteveRo05966868 @ItsMainaKageni You thick bro...in the brain*

@ItsMainaKageni You deleting it meant you realized the mistake. It's not a joke uliteleza kubali . Since when did IQ get measured against women

I jumped on the “tweet like a woman” trend with the BMW AMG post lakini apparently IQ ni kidogo almost nobody got the joke 😂.

@KE_MrBlack Penetrate protect and provide? Does that sound gay? People opposing Amerix and Kibe are lowkey Gay

What if Amerix and Kibe are lowkey gay activists and their goal is to make men stay away from women?

@Asamoh_ You wish.

They must vote with kalenjins. No two ways.

@Asamoh_ Wbich rift valley...? Only luo nyanza ikontutam, kipsigis tuko WANTAM

Rift Valley + Nyanza = 8 M votes already

@WambuiGlam @_stayliquidd A wambui will do it, no doubt

@_stayliquidd Same. Mimi huwezi ni guilt-trip na maternal instincts anga, motherly nature. Nitakuwachia huyo mtoto nikutumie hiyo 400 ujipange nayo

If I gave birth through Cs,,,and I'm saying this knowing very well nimekuwa under the knife before and I know how it feels,,, alafu mtu aniambie nifue napkins three weeks later!! I know my crazy self would leave that baby for him to feed cow milk!! I know I'm capable of doing it!

@_stayliquidd We already know you are capable.Your First name says it all. No surprises here

@alan_M_K @Web3flux You guys are either slow ,thick or young...or ALL

@Web3flux I noticed there's something wrong with that tweet but sikua naelelwa ni nini .. Sai ndo nashika😭😂😂

Maina Kageni amedelet lakini rules are rules😂😂

OCS Christine Mudanya!! You have just left the police station after aiding and abetting your officers on duty to deny an O.B number to the aunt of the young woman. What are your instructions Madam OCS? Kenya is a terrible place in matters of GBV because of people like you in positions of power! Directorate of Criminal Investigations - DCI Independent Policing Oversight Authority - IPOA KENYA

Tigoni police station, you are holding a young lady who is a rape victim! You have colluded with her perpetrator to deny her justice! Her young son is outside your police station in the cold! What kind of inhumane behavior is that? Worse still, you are refusing to issue her aunt, the only close relative who had given her shelter at the time of arrest with an O.B number. That level of impunity MUST end. Her aunt has called me to try plead with you but you have an insolent male officer on duty who chose to hang up demanding that they come tomorrow. They are not leaving the station UNTIL you process and or release the victim by the book! You want to pretend tomorrow that SHE was never at that station? We already know what you are capable of when Kenyans look the other way even for a minute!! I am personally taking up the matter and will ensure the OCS and the complicit officers are prosecuted. OCS Christine & your officers! We shall see where that impunity hides in the face of the law!! Share widely! @DCI_Kenya @IG_NPS @fidakenya @thekhrc