🏳️‍🌈 Ife Evans

Hi, I'm Ife (EE-fuh). I'm the person behind The Copper Sanctum. I make things for #TTRPGs, #DnD/#dnd5e primarily, though I have several other projects in the works. This is a thread of my works. I'll be adding to it as I release more so everything is easy to find. Enjoy!

@ctnzr This is terrible. That's not Leon.

So proud of DLSS5: Fully generative neural rendering, in real-time, in real games. Mind-blowing realism. A whole new generation of real-time graphics. A decade of continuous research and development. Coming soon to PCs everywhere. 💚

@AGPamBondi How the fuck do you sleep at night?

The suspect who allegedly bit the finger off of an HSI agent in Minnesota today has been arrested and is in custody. I have directed my federal prosecutors to file charges for this HEINOUS assault on our brave law enforcement officer.

@MayMayspeaks Who's on first. Her 5th child's on second.

@mcsquared34 This is actually entirely true. Just look at the formation of the word "naughty" and it's obvious. Naught meaning nothing, with the -y suffix to make it an adjective. Basically, naughty means poor. (Meanwhile, nice originally meant naive/ignorant and that tracks too.)

@WhiteHouse You should be ashamed of yourself, intern running the white house twitter account.

"The Democrats are using the Jeffrey Epstein Hoax to try and deflect from their massive failures, in particular, their most recent one — THE SHUTDOWN!" - President Donald J. Trump

@GailSimone Toxic Shock.

Give a terrible name for a Transformer. #BadRobot

🚨 NEW: Netflix secretly recorded an interview with Dr. Jane Goodall in March, set to air only after her death. In it, she says she wishes Trump and Elon Musk could be blasted into space… and closes with: “Don’t lose hope.” Now that’s a final message.

@OutsideXbox Will the shows be recorded for broadcast or are they live only?

Live show announcement! Oxventure is coming to World's Lair, the new four-day festival of all things fantasy and RPG! info and tickets | worldslair.com

@Pinko69420 I'm glad he's dead and I can't wait to see who's next.

@Car5ia @TerribleMaps Definitely a Terrible Map then, isn't it?

@TerribleMaps There’s literally 2 locations of bojangles in all of PA

Most popular fried chicken chain in each state

@ValerieL01_ Mistakenly read that as "weed smoking potato" and ngl that sounds awesome af

The ideal house

@BethesdaSupport Tried that too. Tried just about everything I could try on my end. Nothing solved it, so I missed out on another daily reward. Everything works fine this morning though with no further changes on my end. So thanks I guess?

@Derixyleth For this, please try closing out the ESO Launcher and relaunching it from the Epic Games Store.

@BethesdaSupport Anything I can do to fix this (I have tried exiting and relaunching several times and restarting my computer entirely as well)? Or do I just wait? Never got this one before and not finding anything that's actually helpful via searching.

Right On...

@ClaireMax I have eaten two out of the three things you mentioned thanks to similar thoughts. I only haven't randomly eaten dry noodles because I did try them once at the urging of my stepsiblings, and I know that I do not like the taste or texture of dry uncooked noodles.

You ever get the urge to just eat something weird and random? I don’t mean things that aren’t good, but like just a plain hot dog bun or a handful of chocolate chips or dry noodles or something. cuz I just saw a pack of hot dog buns sitting on the counter and brain said “eat one”

@VividVivka She was lucky to have you. And it is a credit to the wonderful person you are that you gave her such a good life.

She’s gone. My little Tesla is gone. For over 15 years, shes been my world. I saved her when she was small enough to fit in my palm, and she grew to be my entire heart. She’s been struggling for a few days. She was tired, it was time. She gave me so many signs to tell me she loved me …. She had little strength, but wagged her tail when she saw me. She laid on the pillow and blanket I brought for her. She was so happy to have her favorite toys. The last thing she did was bathe me. Happily licking my hand, right at the very end. My little girl. Every morning i would sing to her “you are my sunshine” while making coffee. Please don’t take my sunshine away. I am shattered in a way i could have never been prepared for. I would have never been ready, but i have no regrets. We did all we could, and she lived a good life. I don’t know who I am without her. I don’t know how to live if not for her. My little Tesla. Stinky creature. Sentient burrito. Dog angel Pagotes. Babydog. Stinkamus VonWolf. TippyTaps. Mamalian. My little dog. My little girl.