Devo Alexander

I have chills!!! Molly Seidel is my hero!

Tried to reset my @Verizon password to pay my bill. My only option? They'll mail me a letter via USPS with instructions. A company that sells internet. In 2026. Sending a letter. To reset a password. So I can give them money. Cool.

Taxes: Where did you live last year? Me: *Gives my address* Taxes: What city? Me: Uhh... New York City... Taxes: What county? Me: Queens... I gave you my address, dude. Taxes: What school district are you in? Me: You have this infor... Taxes: How often do you think about Yonkers?

@EmpireStateBldg @Patriots They are clearly trolling the Patriots because these are Denver Broncos colors.

Santa Clara bound!
Shining in @Patriots colors in honor of their AFC Championship win.

@Commanders I'm unimpressed by this.

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This is one of the greatest @NFLFilms cut ups ever. 🤣🤣🤣

Can the @Raiders sign @derekcarrqb for one week so he can beat the Chiefs and then retire as a Raider? #RaiderNation

Hey @DevonESawa my friends and I are doing a Final Destination marathon in NYC on January 3rd! You should roll through!

Welp… #RaiderNation

I hope Sophie gets voted out so I can start calling Soph Sophie! #survivor49

Am I crazy or is that @okayfineAndy singing in that Pampers commercial?

@Wisdom_HQ My pencil broke

I love that everyone on Twitter still calls it Twitter because Twitter is one of the best names ever created and changing it, especially to something as utterly lame as "X" was the single most moronic decision in human history.

Netflix is the absolute WORST matchmaker!

Home Depot is officially on my shit list for being the first Christmas themed ad I’ve seen air this year. It’s not even Halloween yet!!!

@Nevixd @BloodRedSummer6 @Coheed Colors 💯

@BloodRedSummer6 @Coheed Colors and Young Love NEED to be played live!

OKAY. @COHEED. HEAR ME OUT. 2026. THE COLOR BEFORE THE FATHER OF MAKE BELIEVE TOUR. TCBTS NEVERENDER + CUTS FROM TFOMB.

Of course Cuomo pivots from illegal parking to prostitution…

I don’t think Cuomo is cut out for this stage. Even Curtis is outperforming him by a mile.

Is the state of the world so bad that we are not properly mourning Diane Keaton?

Don’t know about galactic leagues yet, but I bet Dodgers will still be the worst fan base in the galaxy.

Dodgers still the worse fan base on planet earth!