Fake Los Angeles Dodgers

Clipper Charge gives us a two run double! We lead 13-0 now

You think we'd be full from all these runs but we want Pie for dessert

Cruz uncorks a swing and sends a ball deep into the Chicago sky and out of Wrigley field! This is Fernando's second homer of the season and we lead 11-0!

Outlaw hits his first homer of the season and Calouw doubles home TJ and Smalls 3 to extend the lead to 6-0!

Artie Ziff ends his day with another 3 strike outs! 4 IP, 2 hits, 1 ER, 7 Ks in his first start of the season

The new guy wants to get in on the action too! @BHJackman doubles home Jerome and we now lead 4-1!

SANTA MARIA! Fernando Cruz has gone deep for our first runs of the season. We lead 3-1 on Cruz's first homer of the season

Top of the first is in the books. Artie Ziff strikes out the side but surrenders a home run to the second batter.

It appears our umpire is stuck in the infamous fake LA traffic, we'll hopefully get the game under way tonight

@JockoJones42 Major league Redditball has started, that's our only solace

Thinking about a sport that uses a base and a ball simultaneously

Here's our starting lineup for Session 1 of Season 3! Shout out to @ScottySmallsCF for making the graphic

Pleased to announce our newest signing, Federal Credit Union Boi!

Eagle Sr. will be wearing number 56 this upcoming season

Pleased to welcome our newest player, Ronald Eagle Sr!

The addition of Quin would be a big splash for us and mean that we have three pitchers that can go out and dominate the opposition. We're still looking to add a couple pieces to fill out the roster and give some flexibility in certain positions" (2/2)

GM Tucker on potential FA signing @PieanatorMLR. "Obviously we all know what Quin can do on the mound and he's an asset to any team. We're pushing hard for him and hope that he can complete our pitching triad with Ziff and Scaramucci. (1/2)

Sac fly from Clifton Outlaw brings home a run. We lead 1-0 over the @CubsMLR

Maxo Calouw has our first hit of Spring Training after hitting a single off of Cubs pitcher Bonzalez

@miroslav_mlr We're working on it, game should hopefully start sometime today. Both lineups are ready so it'll start as soon as we get an umpire crew together

pumped for our preseason game against @DodgersFake. if only we could find an ump

Are the Dodgers in or out of the @PieanatorMLR sweepstakes? #PieWatch2015