Fake Chicago Cubs

@KCRoyalsMLR Life imitates art.

Okay,how did the fake baseball Indians changing their name to the Guardians become reality?

Looking to bounce back from our loss last session, here's our deep dish lineup for Session 4 against the Reds!

That cracking sound you hear is Bubba McCall obliterating a ball with a 0-diff homer in the top of the sixth! Now down 8-6 with two outs to work with and the top of the order coming up.

After a shaky bottom of the second, Erin Pickles leads off the third with a home run! Down 5-2. Comeback on the horizon? We'll see!

First inning back to back doubles from Blackbean and Miro put us up 1-0 with one out! Excellent beginning!

Trying to keep the train rolling, here's our lineup for session 3 against the @FakeRBallBuccos!

@LADodgers_MLR We see what you did there.

Inducing four double plays in six innings against the reigning champs en route to a 3-1 victory? Perfection.

Third inning isn't over yet with Blackbean Burrito driving in Erin Pickles with a two-out double!

Wow. Third inning scoreless game against the reigning champions? What do we do now? Oh yeah! Have Nikki Falke crank a 2-run 1-diff homer! We lead @LADodgers_MLR 2-0.

And after a supremely epic final AB... We open the season with a 4-0 win!

Oh, look at that. Doc knocks in Miro and we're up 3-0 in the fourth!

And let's follow that up with a sac fly from one very Good Doggo! 2-0!

RBI triple by @e_pickles_mlr puts us up over the @BrewCrewMLR in the third! Now that's how we like a season opener to go!

It's offseason time, soooo... 🚨 TRADE ALERT 🚨 We've traded our first round pick (1.24) to the Yankees for their second round pick (2.26) and the Dodgers second round pick (2.3.0)

@OaklandMLR Please say it's how you're going to bring in relievers.

Word on the street is oakland may add a zipline to the stadium. More to come soon!

Congratulations to the @LADodgers_MLR on their victory! And good luck to everyone left in the running!

We are ready for tomorrow!

Just because they haven't actually *announced* the Rickey Tucker Award doesn't mean we don't know that we won it! Party time! (Also invited to the party: @indians_fake, @FakeChiSox, @RedditballLAA, @FakeMiaMarlins, @FakeMNTwins, and the Orioles!)

ready for players weekend! what's your nickname? #playersweekend #mlr #fakecubs