JockoJones42

Photo Op day was fun. My lovely face is now printed on laminate. ARE YOU PROUD OF ME NOW DAD?

1-2 with an RBI and a walk. I like that debut for the @fakephils

Come to the #JapanAllStarSeries for the baseball, stay for the groundbreaking beer technology.

You know, for an account that talks mostly about a fictional league online with sparse mention of real sports, it's kinda funny when I get followed by a "serious" account. Hope they enjoy it tho

Thinking about a sport that uses a base and a ball simultaneously

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My pregame ritual? I'm obsessed with my glove. I caress it. Oil it. Take it out to a nice italian restaurant. Does it make a difference? You be the judge

Girls play baseball. Learn more @baseballfor_all

IT'S OPENING DAY MUTHAFUCKAS @rfakebaseball WOOOOOOOO #excited

As much as he destroyed us in the World Series, I think the @Dodgers should still pursue Eovaldi. He was an absolute monster in the postseason

Imagine spending $30 on a dildo only to throw it on a football field.

Hey @rfakebaseball, u up?

#MLR opening day is Friday. I'm pretty freaking excited for this. LES GOOOO

Milwaukee won Game 1 of the NLCS and lost in 7. Houston won Game 1 of the ALCS and lost in 5. Dodgers won Game 1 of last year's World Series and lost in 7. Vegas won Game 1 of this year's Stanley Cup and lost in 5. I could go on but you get the point. It's just one game.

My childhood. I still remember opening the cereal box this came in

Just saying, the matchup between the @FakeRoyals and the @fakephils is gonna be, as the cool kids say, "lit". I'm prepared to dab on the haters

My time to shine!

I'm excited for this season. Can't wait to immerse myself in the league and establish myself

Wonder what @jon_bois would think of /r/fakebaseball. I think a Pretty Good episode would be cool

@JimjonJimGONE Thanks man! Best of luck to you as well!

@JockoJones42!!! CONGRATS DUDE! Fighters going strong!