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@DogInControl

A German Shepherd guarding his farm. The dog, the myth, the legend. My job has been more difficult with the uppity farm animals taking over Twitter. #animaltwt

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Dog@DogInControl·
Pretended to be too sick to eat my morning kibble. I got sardines instead, but also a vet appointment. Task failed successfully.
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Wolf@wolfncrisis·
boop :)
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Dog@DogInControl·
@mooseincrisis How to explain this one to the insurance company. Damage due to drunk wild moose.
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moose@mooseincrisis·
accidentally broke through a window at a school. and before everyone jumps to conclusions, the kids are fine.
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Dog@DogInControl·
@cowincrisis Seems cow finally went to the pasture in the sky. Horse finally seems to have likely gotten the better of him.
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cow@cowincrisis·
how life feels rn
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Dog@DogInControl·
@bobeconlog It will never threaten anyone again!
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Dog@DogInControl·
The couch attacked me. Instead of celebrating my triumphant victory, I was sentenced to my cage when no one was home. Outrageously disproportionate.
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Belgesel Dünyası
Belgesel Dünyası@belgeseIdunyasi·
Dünyada insan avcısı olarak kabul edilen sadece 5 hayvan var ve kutup ayıları da onlardan biri.
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Dog@DogInControl·
@wolfncrisis Bite it and teach the lesson.
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Wolf@wolfncrisis·
Ouu you can’t park there mate
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Wolf@wolfncrisis·
hey vegans, caught this asshole trying to eat all your grass you’re welcome
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Rathernicemoth@Rathernicemoth·
For no particular reason is anyone willing to help me get out of the us into a a place where I could institute a moth monarchy
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Dog@DogInControl·
@mooseincrisis Who let moose have booze? How many times do we have to go through this?
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uj@umeshjj7·
canadian geese have no concept of personal space, no fear of humans, and zero consequences for their actions. most powerful creature in this country
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Tree@treeincrisis·
100 followers 🎉 The last two days have been tough for me. But I am glad that humans still love us trees. Sending fresh baby leaves your way 🌿
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