Emmit “The Acorn” Moochie

@BaronBombs @Chris_oliver35 @Nic_Bruder @JimLongbottom01 @DisgruntledFan7 Livvy Dunne may get jealous when seeing this. Keep this hidden! - The Acorn

BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Baby Gronk rizzes Lexi Klotz in Adrian, MI @Chris_oliver35 @Nic_Bruder @JimLongbottom01 @DisgruntledFan7 @EmmitAcorn

@JimLongbottom01 @BaronBombs @DisgruntledFan7 @miaaDerek @Ravi_Patel44 @tpwash69 Jim, You are like a poet with the nicknames. Excited for your next work! - The Acorn

@EmmitAcorn @BaronBombs @DisgruntledFan7 @miaaDerek @Ravi_Patel44 @tpwash69 I’m glad the nickname stuck, some of my best work. Looking forward to the what record the next batter that faces him breaks. Regards, Jimbo. #anal #fisting

After catching a fucking nuke given up by Steinbacher from my seat on the edge of Yellow Stone National Park, Dorow continues to stink up Holland, MI. #dutchoven #disgrace #BringStuBack #FritzOrNothing @JimLongbottom01 @DisgruntledFan7 @miaaDerek @Ravi_Patel44 @tpwash69

Bryan Carney preparing to face Adrian for 27 innings to get a sweep this weekend. #1vs1000 #MIAABurnerverse

@JimLongbottom01 @DangerJohn67 @johnny_barry1 @miaaDerek @DShawnWatty @Gregbarrels99 @JamesPMorg91493 No room for this in our game. We must get to the bottom of this.

MIAA burners, we need to unite. Todd Fond here can’t take a joke and is now trying to dox burners. JIMBO LONGBOTTOM WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS. We must bully these losers off the app. @DangerJohn67 @johnny_barry1 @miaaDerek @DShawnWatty @EmmitAcorn @Gregbarrels99 @JamesPMorg91493

BREAKING NEWS: Coach Tom Kort at Hope College placed on IR for the rest of the season due to a splinter in his finger. Reports say that he was building squirrel chairs in his garage. #squirrelchairs #softhands #MIAAburnerverse

The coach from Alma forms an isosceles triangle for 18 innings straight at third base… how is that possible? #pondering #bigfella #MIAAburnerverse

@SeedflickeJon Jonathon, as a proud grad of Tri State it’s safe to say that no one likes him! - The Acorn

@DShawnWatty Mr. Watkins, I love this pick! Sincerely, The Acorn

You are now one of my elite employees! #MIAAburnerverse

Starting to think the seven dwarfs got tired of Snow White so they got up and went to Kzoo of all places. #MIAAburnerverse

@SeedflickeJon Jon, Sources are telling me they go both ways. Odd. - The Acorn

Is this thing on? #MIAAburnerverse