Alex Khamis

47 days. That's how long it took our client to go from brand new resume ➞ brand new job. This is how we helped her land a job in no time: ➩ Interviewed her one on one ➩ Gathered info on goals ➩ Gathered info on background, experience etc. ➩ Drafted a new resume that reflected her value proposition She bit the bullet, made the investment, and landed a job less than 2 months later. That may be a new record—woot woot!

@made_in_cosmos My kids (3.5 yo and 1.5 yo) both sleep at 7 pm, wake up at 6 am. We started early with them. Like another person mentioned, turn off lights in their room etc., but also stay consistent, and start slow (roll it back 15 min every couple weeks).

I don't understand how people put their kids to bed at 7pm. The earliest I ever managed was around 8ish, and then they started waking me up at 5am. Now I gave up and they sleep around 10-7. Everyone tells me little kids need much more sleep, but mine must have missed the memo.

@Seanfrank Unwind from all the unwinding

After having a kid, it’s just so funny to think about single people taking a vacation to unwind Unwind from what? Sleeping in?

@Clip_Station_ Address points to a residential neighborhood. lol.

@Clip_Station_ Stop with the fake shit. There is no restaurant by this name, at this location.

Restaurants like this deserve to go out of business. If your can't pay your own employees you deserve to go bankrupt and shut down. They tried adding the gratuity to the receipt…

@BlueThunderReal Something about it is off — looks too clean.

I don't think y'all realize how incredible the visuals are in Halo Campaign Evolved. This is one of the, if not THE best looking FPS game I've seen. It's actually wild to experience it first hand.

@MarcDalton You get what you vote for.

Mark Carney told Canadians we could judge his government by the prices at the grocery store. This package of four rib steaks for the BBQ at Costco … $142.56. Before the usual fact-checkers jump in: ✔️ Yes, it's Costco. ✔️ Yes, it's bought in bulk. ✔️ No, it's not filet mignon. That's exactly the point. Costco built its reputation on helping families stretch their grocery dollars. Today, even buying in volume has become unaffordable for many. For someone earning minimum wage in British Columbia, this package costs almost an entire day's pay before taxes. The issue isn't steak. The issue isn’t buying Chuck over Rib, or needing to make cold cut sandwiches instead of steak at your Canada Day BBQ. The issue is that more and more Canadians walk into a grocery store, look at the price tag, and have to walk away from the purchases they could afford, one year ago. Mark Carney said we could judge him by grocery prices. One year later, what's your verdict?

@DanBurmawy I have a 3 year old and he's the exact same. That is what 3 year olds do!

My son is three years old. For the past two weeks he’s been at a summer camp a few hours a day. The teachers have complained to my wife three times already. Here’s what they reported: He pushed another kid. He didn’t sit still when told to. He tried to leave the room when they said no. He can’t stand in line. I’m not exaggerating. Grown adults pulled my wife aside, three times, to report that a three-year-old acts like a three-year-old. They warned her that if he doesn't change his behavior then he can't continue attending the camp. Maybe we should medicate him. Fix the defect of being a small boy with energy and a will. He won’t be going back. I don’t want people like this anywhere near my son. A civilization that pathologizes a toddler for refusing to sit in a line can't raise men willing to stand and defend it.

@NHL_Watcher Wtf are you talking about? Oilers made it to the Stanley Cup final twice in a row.

McDavid is watching Marner going - hmm, good things happen when you join an American team that knows how to build a winner Let's be honest, outside of the Habs, Canadian teams are clueless and going nowhere. And Habs only figured it out once Gorton and Hughes entered the picture

@NotionHQ I don't know what you guys did with the latest mac os app update, but it's made it largely unusable due to how slow and laggy it's gotten. Love the app - please fix.

@AndrewTWalker Agreed. I have two. Aiming for two more.

The cost of having children is worth the presence of children. Full stop. I am dumbstruck at how our society thinks of children as a costly, time-consuming drag. What an impoverished way to think. No vacation will hold your hand in the hospital. No amount of mimosas at brunch can walk with you through grief. Double incomes cannot replace empty seats around the dinner table.

@plaeguinha Nope - movie is dogshit.

The Last Jedi is the second best Star Wars movie, but unbearable fans won't accept it until the movie becomes "Nostalgia" and Luke's hero's journey is beautiful.

@ImRightAsUsual @nielsonTSN1260 Playoff oilers are a different animal altogether

@nielsonTSN1260 Not sure what Oilers team you've been watching this season but not only are they not beating the Ducks in 5, they aren't beating anyone. They're headed to the first tee in about a week.

Avalanche in Five Oilers in Five Stars in Seven Knights in Six Sabres in Six Habs in Six Penguins in Seven Senators in Six

@IterIntellectus April fools

holy shit they finally published the full creatine safety data and the only actually safe amount is 0g/day

@J_K_Wood “Executive Science Editor” should have been a sign.

“Children don’t make you happy” - The Daily Mail I'm no researcher, but I downloaded the dataset and looked for myself. The study's numbers say the EXACT OPPOSITE of the headline 👇🏻

@TimSackett @edgaralandough @perplexity_ai Lol

@edgaralandough @perplexity_ai You realize executive recruiters from Robert Half don't build resumes or LinkedIn profiles, right?

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@ze_rusty I’ve had a solar for 4 years - this is a load of crap.

> guy installs solar panels to "go green" > electric bill drops > within months his wife starts getting headaches > kids can't sleep > he measures the house > DIRTY ELECTRICTY is off the charts > the inverter converting DC to AC is pumping high-frequency noise into every wire in his home > NOBODY told him about this when he signed the contract Clean energy. Dirty electricity.

It took the US 20 years to replace the Taliban with the Taliban, but only 9 days to replace Khamenei with Khamenei

@dstaples @edmontonjournal What was up with Draisaitl during the shootout? Talk about lazy.

Player grades: Edmonton Oilers lose tight fight 4-3 to Los Angeles Kings edmontonjournal.com/sports/hockey/… via @edmontonjournal

@KirkLubimov Sad state of affairs

Pretty funny comedy skid on the state of Canada's healthcare. Except all of it is true.

@PinketteXO You exhale it as CO2

When people lose body fat where does it go? Are you like sweating it out or pooping it? Where does it go?