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@StateDept What stupid red line you asking about. Get shøt at by some d!ckhëads and you expect those boys to just do nothing? So they can get k!llěd and ships blown, and you get to talking points to lambast Trump?? This is dümb af.

SECRETARY RUBIO: Only stupid countries don’t shoot back when you’re shot at. And we’re not a stupid county. The redline is clear – if Iranian boats threaten Americans, they’re going to get blown up. 🔥🔥🔥

@IAmSteveHarvey Any fruit from garden of Eden issokay. 😁

You can only eat one kind of fruit for the rest of your life. What is it?

@TouchlineX But he has good match results against both! They are the ones to be wary of Carrick.

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Roy Keane: "If you are Pep Guardiola or Mikel Arteta and you are on holiday, sitting on their yachts, and they see Michael Carrick getting announced as Manchester United manager, do you think they will become fearful of him?"

@instablog9ja Very sickening.

“I will k+ll you if you insult Prophet Muhammad. Anybody who k+lls another for insulting Prophet Muhammad will earn a direct place in heaven.”– Hausa man living in Ado-Ekiti

Naija! Na wetin u dey go through supposed tell you who to vote for 😂😂😂

@iamasoothsayer So umm, wait. Are you for real or just messing with us by manipulating post settings? So tell me what happens now who will win presidential elections in countries in 2027 and 2028. Who will win this year's Uefa Champions League too. 😁

2023: Corona ended 2026: Hantavirus

@channelstv Principal

@channelstv So your principle can use USD to turn the pry against him, cos no one else does it better, and invariably disqualify PO from contesting in the election. E no go work.

Defection: I Wish Obi Waited To Test His Popularity In ADC – Momodu channelstv.com/2026/05/06/def…

@PremSportsIRL @No1shaygiven Kenny is a b!tter old ret@r.d

"You told me they'd win it earlier on this afternoon, you told me they were going to beat them in the final... make your mind up" 😂 🗣️ @No1shaygiven, Kenny Cunningham and Damien Duff discuss Arsenal's performance tonight 👀

@TouchlineX Shey perplexity dey ment ni, cos this is becoming laughable?

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Declan Rice has climbed to 2ND POSITION in the 2026 Ballon d’Or rankings after reaching the UCL final, as per Perplexity: 1 — Dembélé 2 — Declan Rice 3 — Harry Kane 4 — Lamine Yamal 5 — Michael Olise

@FabrizioRomano Good luck to him. #foreveragunner

🚨🐉 Jakub Kiwior from Arsenal to FC Porto turns permanent as always expected. €17m fixed fee, €5m add-ons and €2m from future sale — also €70m release clause included.

@_Dr_Bush_ Used to be free there but they started charging 2-3yrs ago.

I received my first dose of Hepatitis B vaccine today, 😁 You should get yours too. If you're in Ife, just take bike to the Primary Health Centre at Aderemi. Price: ₦2,000 for the test + 2,000 for the vaccine.

🚨 OFFICIAL: Arsenal reach the Champions League final as UNBEATEN in the competition. 🏟️ 14 games. 🧱 9 clean sheets. 🤯 6 goals conceded. Fantastic job by Mikel Arteta and his team.

@FabrizioRomano Never in doubt. #COYG #ucl

🚨🏆 OFFICIAL: ARSENAL ARE IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL! ❤️🤍

@official_esclub Àbí make thor⚡ wire you....😠 Who country-first help?

Dear Nigerian Arsenal fans, tonight patriotism is calling again. 📞🇳🇬 As good citizens of this nation, it is your civic duty to temporarily suspend your Gunner loyalty and support our Ademola Lookman to reach the champions league final tonight 🦅✨ Country first, Club later.

@AJEnglish Lmao 😂. You can smell the lies and propaganda in this from miles away.

BREAKING: The six Iranian boats targeted by the US in the Strait of Hormuz were not IRGC-affiliated speedboats, but civilian vessels carrying goods and passengers, and five people were killed in the attack, reports Iranian state media. 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.news/meh0i6

My honest advice based on my travel experience: 1. If you’ve caught your wife or girlfriend cheating and you’re planning to travel abroad, don’t travel with her. Unresolved issues will only get worse abroad. 2. If you’re already abroad and considering marriage, don’t bring anyone from Nigeria. Many relationships struggle due to lifestyle, expectation, and value differences. 3. Never marry a greedy or selfish person. Living abroad will amplify these traits, not hide them. 4. If your partner is already showing disrespect, rejection when you ask her for sex, or lack of affection while you’re still in Nigeria, don’t ignore it. Moving abroad won’t fix it, it often makes it worse. 5. Character is everything. Before love, before travel plans, before marriage, pay attention to values, behaviour, and consistency. All the best

@instablog9ja No real man of God, speaks like this. No mam having God's spirit will spew rübb!sh like this.

“Any man who takes money from a woman or asks, what she has contributed to his life is showing a sign of failure. A woman has nothing to contribute to a man except respect and to remain truthful”- Nigerian Pastor advises

@TechnicalBben Ìmọ̀, those Indis from Kerala are the worst.

I'm not shutting up anytime soon, foreigners in Nigeria earn way too much for a country that is so poor, & we also face racism, these foreign "experts" are also racist. I have suffered racism from an indian in my own country. He hated Nigerians & didn't like that my English was good and I wasn't scared of him, He called the supervisor whenever he sees me and told him I speak too much English. After working from Monday to Saturday for 15k naira per month. I was 16 then I had to hustle because my parents didn't have much. Nigeria needs to fix up.

@unclelawr Jason or 007......issokay

Pick 1 to protect you, while the rest are coming after you