Greg Brant

Javascript God

@cmuratori did you see the sparkling javascript from 2019? reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHu…

@ToolstationUK your checkout funnel is broken. Logs me out whenever I try to checkout

@primevideosport @AmazonUK Ronel is terrible at his job! WTF kind of service is this?

@HiveHomeUK your in-app chat support is terrible. Just gives the pulsing 3 dots. Even though "Hive joined the chat" they never say anything.

You sound like our legal team

#jQuery (1.6!!!) GOD!

@xMikeDeanx UX fail

@GregB Needs a bigger button

How to expand a zpool on pre-existing disks with more capacity? forums.truenas.com/t/how-to-expan… #truenas #ZFS

@xMikeDeanx You joke, but the answer was "press the Expand button"

@GregB Have you tried turning it off and on?

Just realized I've still got my skype name in my email footer

nginx badboi

@virginmedia It's cancelled, after two calls, and about 15 hard-sell attempts. It shouldn't be that hard. It should be illegal to do what you do. There should be a big fat Cancel button in My Virgin Media so I don't have to speak to any of your sales staff.

@GregB Hi Greg, sorry to hear you intend to cancel your services and about the problems you're having when trying to do so 😔 Advice on how to cancel can be found here 👉 virg.in/leavingvm. If, however, you'd prefer us to action this for you, please send us a private message. twitter.com/messages/compo…

@virginmedia saying they're gonna charge me for not giving 30 days notice to cancel my account. I'm out of contract. Ridiculous

Nationalise water NOW.

If I cancel my Direct Debit, presumably you'll just cancel my services @virginmedia ?

Cut off after 5 minutes @virginmedia

Pretty sure I'm just on hold as punishment

Currently on the phone with @virginmedia trying to cancel my services because I no longer need them and getting the Spanish inquisition. Piss poor customer service as usual.

@AzureSupport Sent

@GregB Hi there. Thank you for reaching out. would you be able to DM us your Subscription ID, so we can have a better look into this? ^AD twitter.com/messages/compo…

IS anyone else having issues with @Azure connectivity in UK South? @AzureSupport #azure #networking