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John Doe

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John Doe
John Doe@HellsSimulacra·
@ClimateWarrior7 Buddy got a thorn in his palm and I Havnt seen him since he went to the hospital he works at at in the town he moved to far away to work there
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Lord Miles Official
Lord Miles Official@real_lord_miles·
@JamesPGoddard90 Never wear sunscreen, it’s poison. Just cut seed oils and slowly build up sun tolerance. I would lie outside in the Saudi sun for 2 hours, didn’t burn. Weirdly I don’t tan though
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James Goddard
James Goddard@JamesPGoddard90·
My mate has learnt a valuable lesson Always wear sun cream
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Lord Miles Official
Lord Miles Official@real_lord_miles·
I need your 🫵 help! If I’m going to beat the world record for spending the most time on this remote rock with no resupplies, I need good MRE’s. Good food creates morale. I need ready to eat hot or cold. Give me the best MRE’s and I’ll test them!
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John Doe
John Doe@HellsSimulacra·
@mandyarthur @grok what brought the ottoman empire to an end? what coincidently happened within that time frame?
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Mandy Arthur
Mandy Arthur@mandyarthur·
@grok Thanks, @Grok! Looks like a lot of these people needed a longer answer anyway. Love ya!
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Mandy Arthur
Mandy Arthur@mandyarthur·
Hey @Grok, what was Israel called before it was established in 1948? One word only.
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sickIer
sickIer@DoNotEngageWith·
@redditbutfunny if he doesn't know who he is then how'd he know his name is Ping?
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Jake Gee
Jake Gee@JacobTateGee·
@Amazonleo Do they have the satellite network to be able to offer this consistently like @Starlink ?
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Amazon Leo
Amazon Leo@Amazonleo·
Introducing the Amazon Leo Aviation Antenna. Delivering speeds up to 1 Gbps downlink and 400 Mbps uplink from a single antenna – it's simple enough to install in a single day, and powerful enough to support an entire cabin full of streaming, browsing, working and more from gate to gate. spr.ly/6011B626IR
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KIKI🖤
KIKI🖤@kcplayzcole·
@tinypawpup what fucking side of twitter am i on
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John Doe
John Doe@HellsSimulacra·
@fleshsimulator If its because your state makes it difficult to get a real firearm, you will probably get in more trouble for carrying it and more trouble firing it in anything less than life or death.
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John Doe
John Doe@HellsSimulacra·
@EthanLevins2 Remember how long it took to update “Gulf of America”
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Ethan Levins 🇺🇸
Ethan Levins 🇺🇸@EthanLevins2·
Apple has removed Lebanese village names in Southern Lebanon. As Israel invades, they are already setting the state to justify occupation. I’ve never seen something like this.
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Lord Miles Official
Lord Miles Official@real_lord_miles·
They say the DPRK (North Korea) is “dystopian” because citizens can’t insult their leader Yet in the west you can’t insult Jews or say that Jews control the west. Kinda the same thing
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John Doe
John Doe@HellsSimulacra·
@uissuzu I think the drill grabbed spun around and either wacked him or tweaked his hand
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Charlotte Suzu 🩸🎀 シャーロット・スズ
dudes are still working in the neighbor apartment (it's been 4 weeks....... nonstop drilling and hammering all morning and afternoon..........) and suddenly I hear a drill go off for half a second and then suddenly "UGH. ARRRGGHHH. PUTA MADRE." ?????
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tyler
tyler@bigtroller·
@mrcanute1 Poverty? I literally have a whole 1050ti??✌️
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tyler
tyler@bigtroller·
if you alt tab while in fullscreen 4:3 on Counter Strike your pc will try to mine ethereum for 5 seconds first
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John Doe
John Doe@HellsSimulacra·
Reputable news source says crypto go down
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John Doe
John Doe@HellsSimulacra·
@flocko $346,000 of leverage and Im up $343. Let it ride?
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flock (6'3)
flock (6'3)@flocko·
$200 with 100x leverage is 20k more than enough to quit your job and tell your boss to fuck off
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John Doe
John Doe@HellsSimulacra·
@flocko Bossman this is imperative to retirement
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