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Theo Walcott there, describing an FA Cup quarter final a good opportunity for managers to rest players. #SOUARS #MagicOfTheCup #PunnedIt

It’s been a while BUT who or what the fuck is behind this shit

@WhiteHouse He always says this or two weeks. Long enough for the idiots around him to forget what he’s said.

“Remember when I gave Iran ten days to MAKE A DEAL or OPEN UP THE HORMUZ STRAIT. Time is running out - 48 hours before all Hell will reign down on them. Glory be to GOD!” - President DONALD J. TRUMP

@DeoNonFortuna3 It’s increasingly painful to watch

Why give Salah the pen!? He's always missing 😡. How can i know, sitting at home, that he'd miss, but Slot doesn't!!!??

McCoist blanket agreeing with everything Fletcher says, as if he was already aware of the inane fact. #MCILIV #Banal #PunnedIt

@davidkurten Not just you

Is it just me, or does £7.50 for a coffee and a croissant in a cafe seem extortionate?

Wembley finals should be looked forward to, not Wembley semi-finals. @FA #MCILIV #FACup #PunnedIt

@BorisJohnson It’s not you click baiting buffoon.

We can’t pretend the Iran war is not our war too mol.im/a/15704687

Saturday Kitchen today like a Carry On film. All rims, tops and bottoms. Ok when it suits. @SaturdayKitchen

Warplane shot down in war-zone. Blimey. PUBLIC SERVICE BROADCASTING - Spitfire youtu.be/_u4Md_aXVJE?si… via @YouTube

@RpsAgainstTrump Parts of planes

Trump: “This war has been won…We literally have planes flying over Tehran and other parts of their country, they can't do a thing about it.”

Good Fry Day @prodnose #MIDMIL #PunnedIt

Bad Fry day #MIDMIL #Sitter #PunnedIt

@fishy_711 Nice fleet!

I've got the fleet out in the sun for a photo, bit of a theme going on 😎😜👌

@bobmcguire8 Amen

I don’t intend to ride over the Easter, I really think this is a bad weekend for bikers, too many rusty ninja warriors on 1K sport machines that think they can ride like last August, Stay safe everyone cya on the other side of Easter ❤️😁

@bobmcguire8 Beautiful @mummbler67

Love this bike and my favourite benches overlooking Whitby & Sandsend … that’s a wrap for today folks 140 miles around #Northyorkshiremoors #Motorbikes #Kawasaki #Versys

Yeah, get that Trading 212 app #Trading212 AZEALIA BANKS - 212 FT. LAZY JAY youtu.be/i3Jv9fNPjgk?si… via @YouTube

@mummbler67 @punt_rd

@punt_rd Still on my play list

Everyone in 2001: ‘Cover songs are so lame’ Alien Ant Farm: ‘Smooth Criminal’…🤯🤯🤘

@bobmcguire8 The black has enough Kawasaki Green on it. I do like a black bike.

So as you know I love my #Kawasaki #Versys had 2 now in 6 years 20 & 23 plate same engine, same handling only difference in the two I have owned is the colour, one Kawasaki Green, one my latest a lot more subtle thoughts #Bikertwitter me I’m loving the subtle one over to you 👍🏻

@CrumblingDad Ahhh, maybe!