Always Knight, Ph.D

@DanClarkSports Carlos Beltran striking out looking is hands down worse than this.

@ShaunWasRight @IrishMike_076 @Henry_Hill8 Getting your ass beat isn’t abuse. That’s snowflake mentality. HOWEVER… the mom calling her kid “nigga” was nuts lmaooo And to be clear, Shaun I wish your parents were as good as Casey Anthony with you, but clearly not.

@IrishMike_076 @Henry_Hill8 Yes the grown man beating his child with a switch should’ve lost his kid - abusing a child is not a way of raising a child

Saying “Jesus does his magic trick on April 5th” is apparently inconsiderate and rude. People really have no sense of humor.

Found @phillyMetsfan working at the state fair

@EdgeDaDon32 Word

I’m Fucking tired of this Shit

So “Uncle cracker” is ok, but, “Fatherless Ni663R” is unacceptable?!

@GaryKnightHater @Lisa6264 I’d cum just from having @jtimberlake in my mouth

@ItsAlwaysKnight @Lisa6264 Wouldn’t be the first time you’ve have penis inside you.

“Hard to explain” lmaoo good Lord 🙄

@Lisa6264 I’d suck the alcohol clean out of his dick

@ItsAlwaysKnight Bad look for your boy!

@tinaj1012 The show is fucking awesome

“Your set” Hood nigga gonna hood nigga. Lmaoooo

@newzee1234 @PageSix You’re not serious?

@PageSix She’s aging terribly

Meghan Markle goes simple in strapless Ralph Lauren for charity event trib.al/2eWynVe

@Lisa6264 @NYCMayor Those table and chairs have me dying laughing. As a former guest of rikers, that is the biggest crock of shit I’ve ever seen.

@NYCMayor Youre a fucking mess

Earlier this week, I broke fast at Rikers Island with New Yorkers in custody, Department of Correction staff, Commissioner Stanley Richards, and Councilmember Yusef Salaam. It was a night that will stay with me for quite some time. People sharing what little they have: breaking bread, offering prayer, making space for one another’s dignity even in the hardest place. In a system too often defined by what it takes, I was reminded of what it means to give—mercy, dignity, and humanity. May we extend that mercy as far as we can. Eid Mubarak to all.

@JNYSPORTS_ @MetCastPod Suffered internal bleeding. He didn’t make it. RIP

@MetCastPod Is he hurt?

PLEASE NO! 😩

@phillyMetsfan @diemmatt @StrategicCPT I hope he gets 4 flat tires

@ItsAlwaysKnight @diemmatt @StrategicCPT I love that he got stuck in an elevator twice in a week more. I hope he was on his way to the bathroom

Tim update: He got stuck in an elevator last week for an hour and got stuck in the same elevator for 2 hours today :-). His response was "An Italian definitely installed it"

@phillyMetsfan @diemmatt @StrategicCPT I love that he got sniped lmao

@diemmatt @StrategicCPT The best at it

@TennisGuy_31 @LGM_NYR @phillyMetsfan Problem?

@LGM_NYR @phillyMetsfan No he gave it to me from @ItsAlwaysKnight

Miami coming out hot!!

@newzee1234 Why be u in a women’s prison?

Grown women who form bonds with me in prison are probably the most dangerous people on the planet, psychologically speaking.

@ShaunWasRight @phillyMetsfan Then I’ll be perfect for you.

@phillyMetsfan @ItsAlwaysKnight I like normal hot dogs, the quarter pound ones are too big

The hoes of Mets Twitter always out here grinding RT @phillyMetsfan: this isn’t even a challenge I take down 9 wieners most days a week

@phillyMetsfan @ShaunWasRight Send address

@ItsAlwaysKnight @ShaunWasRight I am doing this at home on Opening day for $20 instead of the $50 it probably costs at Citi Field. And full size hot dogs