Jason Gandy

BREAKING NEWS: Ayatollah Khomeini is now eligible to vote as a registered Democrat in the upcoming midterms.

When we seeing you run for office Phil? You would dust pretty boy Newsom.

Did people in New York City forget about 9/11. Wow. Can't fix stupid.

Congrats to Bama. This game was over on the 99 yard pick six. Vol coaching staff has to spend a long time after this game asking if they put this team in the best position to win or not. The answer is they did not. Embarrassing game management tonight.

“Go out there and play like you have the country on your back– because you do.” #GoUSA

No one banned Jimmy Kimmel from every major social media app. That happened to Trump. No one conspired to put Jimmy Kimmel in jail. That happened to Trump. No one fired a bullet at Jimmy Kimmel. That happened to Trump. And Charlie. What happened to Kimmel is that his corporate employer decided he was no longer a profitable figurehead for its product distributed over the public airwaves. That's it.

USA chants break out for President Trump. Well done, Yankee fans:

Kyle Cottam thought he needed to birdie the last to make the cut, but par was enough and he’ll end up playing the weekend @CHILEclassic.

They wouldn't even stand for the mother of a girl who was murdered in cold blood by an illegal immigrant. Let that sink in.

It still gives you chills

Draining the Swamp. You know it is good for the people when these career politicians are shocked at Trumps cabinet picks. Gotta love it.

Lol @BarackObama @MichelleObama

We all owe @elonmusk a huge debt of gratitude. Thank you so much.

Where you at? @mcuban

Mark Cuban, a really dumb guy, who thinks he’s “hot stuff” but he’s absolutely nothing, is now out there saying that I don’t surround myself with strong women. Actually, he is very wrong, I surround myself with the strongest of women - With the understanding that ALL women are great, whether strong or not strong. This guy is such a fool, he’s constantly on Television being critical, and only for the reason that I tuned him out completely while President because he called incessantly. I told him, very pointedly, “Look Mark, I’ve got a lot of things to do, I just can’t be taking so many pointless calls from you.” In any event, that affected him greatly, because he’s a very insecure guy, and a MAJOR LOSER, always has been and always will be! Nobody likes him, nobody respects him, and he’s unattractive both inside and out! He should go back to talk about the person he was forced to support, because I didn’t want it, Lyin’ Kamala Harris. Also, he’s got no clubhead speed!   I may, in fact, be surrounded by the strongest women in the World, including Heads of Countries, who make Mark look like a “baby!” All strong women, and women in general, should be very angry about this weak man’s statement.

Those against voter ID in America are the ones who want to commit election fraud

Incredible crowd today at the rally in Pennsylvania

8 million for that shit. What a joke.

If we had legitimate elections, Trump would have this. Wouldn’t even be a question. We live in different times. Some either are in denial of this or they prefer despair. Everyone is sprinting through the line. Has to be this way.

Why is it so hard to understand that there’s a massive difference between immigrants and illegal immigrants?