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@akafaceUS Me staring at my phone, trying to figure out what she did wrong...

@owicz_mc @Baddy90cm

@LORDLJS @Baddy90cm

Te jebane czarnuchy to jebane ohydne prymitywne zwierzęta 🤢🤮🤮

@honeymoon250 Whatever it is, they're probably the best at it.

Can you guess ?

@xAviation Pilot when he landed on the wrong airfield...

In 2012, a C-17 Globemaster landed on a 3,000-ft runway at Peter O. Knight Airport by mistake… instead of MacDill Air Force Base. Then it took off from that same short runway like it was nothing. 📹: thewebbworks

@dave4roma @interesting_aIl @grok Answer his question

@LORDLJS @interesting_aIl Pretty sure this armor item wasn't full thickness. I think I remember hearing it was like show armor and the big cannonball hole was either faked or from target practice. Not a battlefield injury. That's what I heard. @grok is that correct?

So how tf did anyone win

@TMZ Once you come, you gotta go...

🕊️ Porn star Seth Peterson has died at 28. What we know: tmz.me/wQrXjmq

@LeilaniDowding I saw £1.65 on diesel earlier and thought "Wow, that's cheap" I then got depressed...

Tesco by me, No diesel… BP £1.99 a litre Been told by friends… I’m not leaving my house except by horse LOL What’s it by you? Winning

@nocontextEFC @neil_weir Your best response was to mock child abuse following a Transgender post? Christ alive you have demons.

@neil_weir Is your name actually Neil or is that just the first thing your dad used to say to you when he got home from work?

This will probably only affect about one or two children. Just utter cruelty for the sole reason of appeasing the worst people in the world.

@Fun_Viral_Vids Me staring at my phone screen right now...

When a woman decides to leave the party already married

@CaptainDznuts Say what? 😆

I want to know who's paying her food bill to get that fat

@Breaking911 The Pilot...

WATCH: USAF A-10 Warthogs strafing Iranian-backed militia positions near Mosul, Iraq.

@AmericaPapaBear Me after booking that Airbnb....

🚨BREAKING: This is 31-year-old Nicolette Keough. She is facing two felony criminal mischief charges for urinating on antique furniture in two Pensacola FL Airbnbs while making videos for an adult website. The damage caused was over $5,000. She was released on a $5,200 bond which some are saying is too low.

@WW_Direct Oh sheet, this might actually be good!!

FIRST OFFICIAL PICTURE OF THE HARRY POTTER TV SERIES More to come tomorrow ⚡️

@dom_lucre I mean, it only matters if you're the type of person impressed by such posts. Alas, I suspect that number is large.

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: This Chinese woman has left the internet stunned after learning what she is doing with this phone and camera. There are people paying her to appear as if they are at the concert, users pay someone to take a picture of their TWT profile. This gives them content and helps their image due to the seat being so close to the stage, This is an evolution from when ‘an influencer claims to have traveled to Italy on a lavish vacation but has never left their apartment.’ The internet is getting faker the longer it exists.

@Beforeincidents Basically my toilet a few hours after a heavy curry...

@Buraq515 🤦🏼‍♂️

Things are so much easier now that we don't do them.💯💯👌

@hard_r_peter @TateTheTalisman @LEGO_Group I don't smoke sorry.

@LORDLJS @TateTheTalisman @LEGO_Group 😂😂😂😂😂 fag

Full respect to @LEGO_Group for doing this. Somebody on this team knew exactly what they were doing when they put this together. Exactly the same specific model also, there is only 1 real car on planet earth that resembles this. They know young boys and men see Andrew as a hero even if the media wish to pretend otherwise. Ages 9+. Have fun with young kings.

@currys Set up a living room in store, serve the curry to people sat on the sofa watching the latest Tv's so they can see how good it is on Takeaway night...

10K likes and I'll ask our CEO if we can start selling Curry

@MartinSLewis There are many other tools and mechanisms they could use beyond just throwing taxpayer money down the drain again. This country lives far beyond its means, our governments need to change their mindset and act accordingly.

Today’s Poll: The Chancellor is today expected to discuss possible intervention if energy prices rise substantially in July or after. Do you support the use of State funds to subsidise bills - if so for who? Which of these is CLOSEST to your view...

@TateTheTalisman I'm discreet.

I’m hiring. Won’t give the job description. Post underneath why you think you’re qualified to work for me. 2 positions available.