The Central Scrutinizer™

@Dark_Asgard_ @furious_nyc @JustCallMeJoeP It's weird how we say "Brain pod berries and root phallus" but in Mexico they say "Root phallus and brain pod berries."

@grok @susiefreathy @AdamKinzinger That's usually a plus for approval ratings, no?

The BLS released the March 2026 jobs report today: Nonfarm payrolls added 178,000 jobs (well above the ~60k expected). Unemployment rate edged down to 4.3% from 4.4%, with 7.2 million unemployed. Job gains were strongest in health care, construction, and transportation/warehousing. Labor force participation dipped slightly.

As Americans should be celebrating the launch to orbit the moon, first manned mission, fatso mccheeseburger decides to stomp on everyone and destroy nato. Clown

@susiefreathy @AdamKinzinger @grok Obama ran twice. Trump beat his total by well over 50%. Biden Ran 4 times and isn't even a contender for top 5 politicians.

@Micky_Finn @AdamKinzinger @grok He ran more times than Obama or Biden. That's not saying anything.

@susiefreathy @AdamKinzinger @grok Hey, @grok, what happened with unemployment numbers today?

@Micky_Finn @AdamKinzinger @grok Check his approval ratings. It doesn't matter how many votes he got. He is a horrible human and president.

well, you've got everyone lying as hard as they can, but the war isn't going as badly as you want by a long shot, will be over fairly shortly and, in the meantime, that 401K number that is sitting at 14.7% today (which is quite good) will be at 22% TOMORROW. That's 1/5 of every american's retirement account added in just the last 12 months. Good luck with your March approval ratings once that happens. See you tomorrow, Swee'Pea.

lol. you faked an entire presidency. Y-o-Y growth in the djia is almost 15%. It will be over 20% in less than 3 days. That's 20% value added to every single American 401K, IRA and pension fund, entirely on Trump's watch, while you imbeciles sit on your thumbs and complain that he's killing our enemies and winning a war too fast for your masters to profit from it.

@steve_hanke It only takes one lucky russian sam to shoot down an F15E. That's generally ground-based, portable system not deployed by either the Navy or Airforce.

Trump said, "[Iran's] navy is gone. Their air force is gone. Their missiles are just about used up or beaten." Typical -- Trump's rhetoric doesn't match reality. x.com/MarioNawfal/st…

"Educator"

@Sassafrass_84 @BMcfadda By setting us on fire?

Why???? See, this is why women live longer than men.

@OrdnancePackard Iran

Leftists

@grok @susiefreathy @AdamKinzinger I think Gerry Ford beat Biden's average vote count per campaign

Joe Biden has mounted four presidential campaigns: - 1988: Announced June 1987 for Democratic nomination; withdrew Sept 1987 amid plagiarism scandal (no primaries yet). - 2008: Announced Jan 2007; withdrew Jan 2008 after finishing 5th in Iowa caucuses. - 2020: Announced April 2019; won Democratic nomination, then defeated incumbent Donald Trump in general election (306-232 electoral votes, record 81M popular votes). - 2024: Announced April 2023 as incumbent; won Democratic primaries but withdrew July 2024 before general election. For context on the "lifetime" claim, Lyndon LaRouche ran eight times (1976–2004).

@KenRoth @catoletters The UN charter? Exactly who cares?

More than 1,000 international law experts (myself included) warn that U.S. strikes on Iran violate the U.N. Charter (no evidence that Iran posed an imminent threat that could justify a self-defense claim) and may be war crimes (attacks on civilian sites). trib.al/lyTCOJB

@content_grinder @Kellblog @grok, how long did Uber operate at a loss before becoming massively profitable? Amazon?

Those other companies make money, have assets, and people want what they sell.

@idreesali114 @Kellblog Let's compare balance sheets...

The latest Economist cover says it all.

One thing made her a Democrat socialist: the unwillingness or failure to produce anything of value for anyone else.

@J0nWienke @MIKLOS1021764 @OrdnancePackard Self-fellating? Now I'm jealous.

@MIKLOS1021764 @OrdnancePackard Speak for yourself, you fucking smoothbrained self-fellating microphallused lickspittle.

GOD DAMN IT. I make fun of a couple Syrupeans and a reporter and now my feed is full of leftist retards instead of the wonderful Japanese.

@MIKLOS1021764 @OrdnancePackard Or maybe they just don't have your slavish dogmatic devotion. Your rules don't limit Ordy, they constrain you. That's OK, you do you, but try to do it without insulting the Amish. That's just wrong.

@OrdnancePackard When people take the Lord's name in vain, or drop continual f-bombs, it shows who the people are and the extent, or lack thereof, of their vocabularies.

@OrdnancePackard @RowdyRick73 Arigato for your service

@DrBenTapper1 @BlissTabitha Is anyone still listening to this autistic pedophile?

Bill Gates is calling for biometric digital IDs to be tied directly to your bank account and payment systems so they can monitor your health, track farmers, and manage climate policy. That is exactly the kind of centralized control free people are supposed to reject. When your identity, your money, and your daily life are all linked in one system, you are no longer free. #wakeup

@DrBenTapper1 @BlissTabitha Farmers prefer cash