Jason Patterson

Me explaining to the Marketing Director that the organic content is only getting shared by our own employees.

Pretty soon we're all going to be submitting blood tests just to prove we're human.

Bots are killing the Internet. As is the now incessant need for me to prove I'm human.

"The Dark Knight Rises" was the best film of the trilogy.

Pretty sure it ain't Churchill.

I wish I could feel joy like the bank that bought my bank and emails me every day about it feels joy

Click the image to see more.

@BernardJansen It is.

I'm still trying to find out if "architecting" is a real English word?

Jon Stewart predicting our current media landscape back in 2001: "We're all gonna get fired by the same guy one day and it's gonna be like a freaky genetic cross-breed between Dolly the Sheep and one of Murdoch's kids and it'll just rule AOLTimeViacomWarner" 👀

Why is South Asia considered APAC.? The PAC is nowhere near there.

@BernardJansen No one takes complaints at LinkedIn. Thet gaslight.

Will they take actual phone calls and complaints emails from there?

So does poverty.

I did it. I bought something from a digital ad.

But if you have one, the other is likely to follow.

Some retired professor actually published an article on LinkedIn calling "The Odyssey" trash, two months before its release date. People are nuts.

Man destroys sexy mood by saying he's horny 👇️