Gg

@mrwtffacts Later, cop replied ‘uh oh spaghetti-O’ He also just got a raise.

@myworldview77 @mrwtffacts 😹😹😹😹😹… 🤧

@Mycomancy @mrwtffacts 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

In 2014, 23-year-old Ashley Gabrielle Huff was pulled over in Georgia. Police found a spoon with red residue and a field drug test said it was methamphetamine. Ashley swore it was just leftover Spaghettio sauce from lunch. Unable to pay bail, she spent a full month in jail, lost her job at Waffle House and missed her child’s birthday. A month later, the state crime lab finally tested it properly and confirmed it was nothing but tomato sauce.

@Mastermind_Milt @mrwtffacts 🤧😹😹

@Mycomancy @mrwtffacts 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@tacobell Lemme getta cuppa ice 🗣️

clarity feels like knowing your go-to order with no hesitation

@DevinFink @mrwtffacts Comedy! 😹

@Mycomancy @mrwtffacts Laughed WAY too hard at this lol. Well done!

@DiscussingFilm The return of comedy movies will be stupendous

@kirawontmiss Easiest 7$ bet he ever won-

@GimmickSlop His redemption arc was wild every recess

Normalize ghosting and ignoring first instead of arguing with chaos alchemists

@unusual_whales No girl wants to split a subway footlong, that’s all I GOT bro

"America's dating crisis is getting worse," per WaPo.

@SeanReddyComedy @mrwtffacts 😼😹

@Mycomancy @mrwtffacts

@Byrumini @mrwtffacts 😸🤧🐱

@Mycomancy @mrwtffacts Giggled way louder and longer than I should've. Tou-freakin-ché!!

@AutismCapital 3 sets 15 reps each of ‘no fank you sir’

Every gym needs one of these immediately. Think of all the neck gains left on the table.

@AntonetteLeaks @mrwtffacts 😹

@Mycomancy @mrwtffacts Literally tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Earthworm Jim (1994)

2026? Nah, I'll take 2006...

@pokemon_psts “Sigh, These prices are bulba-soaring.”

@positivityofx Then eco the dolphin slams it looking for the crystal

Parrot exploring underwater in a mini submarine😳 📹bebebirdparrot

@catsareblessing That one spot on Guardian that makes your armor shiny

Kitty loves the warmth of the bulb😹🥹

@DestinyReelly20 @mrwtffacts 😹🤧😹

@Mycomancy @mrwtffacts Omg, how did I forget the ‘uh oh spaghetti-o’ song? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👊❤️

@depressionlesss You’re hired

Me in real life vs me on LinkedIn