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@NotIlanCohen

Micro-Niches | How to build startups and find value in big data is my specialty. Sharing memes & free alpha.

Switzerland Inscrit le Mayıs 2020
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Ilan@NotIlanCohen·
@JesterJum Also, who was the 1st mfkr that said “yeah let me grab that horse real quick, I’ll show you”
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Jum@JesterJum·
How many animals did humans have to try and ride before we found out horses were cool with it?
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Paul Mit@pmitu·
Overnight success takes about 5 years of hard work.
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Ilan@NotIlanCohen·
Let me design it for you: - duration: 2h, after that we go to bed - location: wine yard in a village minimum 6h from any major city - price: CHF 7’900 (or CHF 7’650 if you’re a member or Protect my Bike association) - guest speakers: the village mayor - topic: how to accelerate your growth if you’re in the green biotech industry - how to get there: bus 7, train CE12 (but before 14:00 CET), the walk 19 min or bike 3min
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Car@CarOnPolymarket·
going on a permanent holiday
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Worst Finance Takes@Lifeinvestmoney·
Learn from me Don't trade oil futures Neighbors are pissed
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Ilan@NotIlanCohen·
@0xbobaaa @smaaaliy Ooohhhh, someone prompted an AI to know how this thing works 👀👀👀
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0xbobaaa@0xbobaaa·
@smaaaliy on the one hand it's sad but on the other hand it could have affected the data at the paris airport and that could be dangerous
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Ilan@NotIlanCohen·
@abhitwt Bruh I just had 1500 tokens that expired on lovable, I would have sold them with pleasure
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Abhishek B R@abhitwt·
startup idea: AI token loans and AI token credit cards its actually a billion-dollar idea if done correctly
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Ilan@NotIlanCohen·
@techhalla Hahahhahaa dudeeee I’m in!
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TechHalla@techhalla·
This is the F1 we deserve, not the Mario Kart bullshit the regulations turned it into. Seedance 2.0 prompt below 👇
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@aaronjmars
@aaronjmars@aaronjmars·
holy fuck, a hair dryer at a Paris airport broke Polymarket weather markets & made someone $34,000 richer - polymarket was settling Paris temperature bets on a single Météo France sensor sitting near the Charles de Gaulle runway perimeter - basically unguarded - the guy bought the long-shot outcome (like "22°C" when everyone expected 18°C) for pennies, since nobody thought it'd hit - then he walked up to the probe and briefly heated the air around it with a portable heat source, spiking the reading just long enough to register as the daily max - temperature snapped back to normal in minutes, the market resolved in his favor, and he cashed out - twice, on April 6 and April 15, before Météo France caught on and filed charges hyperstitions.
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Ilan@NotIlanCohen·
@Polymarket I’m sorry but what does it even mean
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Polymarket@Polymarket·
NEW: Claude helps reddit user build home wet lab & sequence genome with zero lab experience.
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Ilan@NotIlanCohen·
@AutismCapital Why bother seriously, just burn the place down
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Autism Capital 🧩@AutismCapital·
Why would they clean this room? It's like cutting off Samson's hair. You just robbed him of all of his power.
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