Not Jesus

@lakshyalark Especially if it’s made out of aluminium

Never fall for the “phones feel better without a case” agenda. Always use a case.

@lucexyx Looks like a small belly full of worms. Eat some papaya seeds.

hit tweet on accident... i do cardio, i walk 10k steps, i fast 20-24+hrs, im on a calorie deficit (400-600c) but i just always have this stupid pudge

genuinely HOW do you get rid of your stomach fat

@antibearthesis You must build

This market feels completely uninvestable - S&P at ATHs - Gold at ATHs - Housing is fucked - Bonds are useless - Dollar is melting Every asset looks overpriced WHERE DO YOU EVEN PUT YOUR MONEY?

@cardone_paul @KarelMercx They live like seals and swim after fish and eat them whole

@KarelMercx No one talks about it… how is food getting to those human beings trapped on those boats for two months now? Medical aid?

The Strait of Hormuz is truly closed now. Never before have there been this many days with zero tanker crossings. See the chart. For every $1 spent on physical oil/refined products, $83 sits in financial oil derivatives. The oil market is pricing this completely wrong.

@_StonersRUs_ DUI

What do you call this where you are from? 🤔

@PinoAmericano Same reason as leaving the penguins alone 😊

I’m watching all of these UFO videos, and I think it’s obvious that they are here and they have always been here. I think the real question is why haven’t they made any significant contact with us?

@MarioNawfal It should’ve ended with “AND KEEP MY WIFE’S NAME OUT YOUR MOUTH” 🗣️

Will Smith eating pasta is now the official benchmark for AI progress. This is actually insane.

@Airaxora Tell them K like potassium

how do you text "okay" but in the rudest way possible

If aliens visit Earth, what’s the first thing they’d say?

@Kekius_Sage The bin

Where do you think we go after we die?

What these THREE colors remind you of??

@ZacksJerryRig @karolineleavitt Well the vibe I’m getting now is maybe you made the electric wheelchair for your wife so you can fit an immobiliser so she can’t run away and leave you 😭

@karolineleavitt Your baby has the same age gap with you as you do with your husband. Think about that for a second.

On May 1st, Viviana aka “Vivi” joined our family, and our hearts instantly exploded with love. 💕 She is perfect and healthy, and her big brother is joyfully adjusting to life with his new baby sister. We are enjoying every moment in our blissful newborn bubble. Thank you to everyone who reached out with prayers during my pregnancy - I truly felt them throughout the entire experience. God is Good.🙏

@WhiteHouse @PoPville

@PoPville THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP! 😍

EXCLUSIVE VIDEO/PHOTOS: Meridian Hill/Malcolm X Park Fountains Flowing!! - Glorious: popville.com/2026/05/meridi…

Name an album where you can listen to every song from the beginning to the end and not have the urge to skip a song.???

@docakx Idk why this made me laugh. I read the title then saw the pic after, not what I was expecting 🤣

5-day-old baby boy brought in by mother with history of small amount of milky white fluid leaking from the nipples. What is the diagnosis?

@ThrillaRilla369 Weekend bender

What’s the fastest way you’ve ever lost weight?

@MbarkCherguia Chocolate milk bottles

What’s this guys nickname?

@YaDadsFav420 @yumidoriri Yeah even if energised you can lose a lot of interest in stuff versus being sober it’s like having adhd but less talkative

@NotJesus43 @yumidoriri Idk if you realize how energizing sativa is to most people lmfao

genuinely WHY is weed illegal. alcohol has made me throw up for hours passing in and out. weed makes me lay down and eat a lot. ?? Whyyy

@YaDadsFav420 @yumidoriri Less lazy but still kinda lazy though?

@NotJesus43 @yumidoriri That’s what sativa is for