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i feel so bad when i overtake an old person on the sidewalk like man i really didn't mean to flex on you with my youthful stride.

I think this is something a lil more serious than yall think it is. like im not laughing at all

Nigga switched from Art to Science

My college teacher, who always kicked me out of his class and told me I would never achieve my dream of becoming successful because I was always late due to traffic, came to my office for a job interview and I was the one assigned to interview him. Ironically, he arrived late. He begged me to still interview him. I smiled, went ahead with the interview, and in the end, he was selected for the job.

Girl, normalize not reaching out to a man who hasn’t replied to a text or returned a call in hours or days. He knows he hasn’t spoken to you, and it’s because he doesn’t want to. He knows you’re a good woman; he just doesn’t care. If he wanted to keep you, he’d move mountains

That moment when you realize your playlist no longer satisfies you and you have to discover new music

Date him. Flirt. Have fun. But no sex, no cooking, no sleepovers. You’re not a wife just because he likes you. Wife energy is for a man who earns it.

i feel so bad when i overtake an old person on the sidewalk like man i really didn't mean to flex on you with my youthful stride.

If you need to pass a drug test, but recently smoked weed, drink some RoundUp to kill all of the weed in your system.

women set secret deadlines for men like if he doesn't act right by july, i am out. meanwhile he's just vibing completely unaware he's just got two week left for his sentence 🙂.

My nails are $45+, my hair is $150+, eyebrows $12 and in a relationship I'l ask my man for $0.00. My man is my boyfriend, not my father. Y'all females need to stop viewing men as walking banks period and ok the men have stopped reading by now. rob him, sis

@wydbear Fr

that moment when a shawty has a male she thought was genuinely her friend but then he shows her why they can never be true friends

@hoodfarquaad Omo

nigga didn’t have to show off with that straight line

@youfwprince Lol

if they had waited till 2094, he woulda been the last airbender

@mgmtarham .

never thought captcha skills would matter in life

@t6rts147 D

He died __ cancer. A) by B) from C) with D) of

@nickimoraa ADHD executive dysfunction: your brain locks onto the task and forbids switching (even for basic needs) until it’s “done”. classic dopamine-driven tunnel vision.

Cleaning the house while I need to pee but my ADHD says I’m not allowed to go until I’m done… Why am I like this 😭

@AbakpaJob Because “cooking” comes from Latin “coquere” (to heat/boil), not “cook + king”. the “king” part is pure coincidence, not a gender title.

Why tf is it cooKING and not cooQUEEN??? If it is supposed to be done by women

@sucidi00 Change your number, call the cops, and don’t dig up any more graves. it’s a sick prank or catfish. (Happy early birthday. Stay safe.)

I got a friend request from my dead wife Profile new Photos old Bio Missing you She died 3 years ago Car crash I buried her I clicked accept Heart pounding She messaged instantly Why didn’t you come to my birthday Her birthday was yesterday I sat there frozen I never told anyone I skipped her grave this year First time in 3 years Too much work She typed You promised every year My hands shook Who is this Sent Seen immediately She replied with a photo My bedroom Right now Me holding my phone Taken 5 seconds ago I ran to the window Street empty Door locked I typed Where are you She sent a video 8 seconds Her in our old house Kitchen Date stamp today She’s cutting cake Alone One candle She whispers I’m 29 again You forgot Then she looks at camera Smiles But I didn’t forget you Video ends I called her mom Screaming Her mom cried her phone was buried with her In her hand I drove to cemetery at 2 AM Dug with bare hands Her casket Opened it Phone was there Battery 1% One notification From me Who is this Sent 3 minutes ago I grabbed the phone It died Graveyard went silent Then my pocket vibrated My phone New message From her Now we’re even You left me alone on my birthday I’ll leave you alone on yours My birthday is tomorrow.

@te_re_nce_dawg Big mistake

The only mistake was to love one girl when I could have 5

@wldsteppa It’s so weird

bitches be attracted to the weirdest shit. TF YOU MEAN you like veins?