CONQUEST

@Rainmaker1973 Solid advice.

«Stay focused on the problem, not the distractions»

Keanu Reeves was so unhinged in this one 😭

Every man's worst nightmare

Inspired by Afroman to make a song about all the dickhead cops who raided my house. 5000 retweets.

@CNviolations Give them the same treatment. 20 years? Pathetic.

???

@sciencegirl He is a very lucky son.

Reaction of a father who sees his child's older version using an app

@Tooth_Chipper The legendary Techno Viking.

Dang

@Rainmaker1973 Being grateful is a superpower.

A reminder that we live in the best time in human history [📹 Jimmy Carr]

@AtRealBen @jokerwaffenfren Dude is a savage. 😂

I am deceased 💀💀💀 H/T @jokerwaffenfren

An 85-year-old benches 315 pounds 😳

@BackupJeffx Ben's forehead was promised to his eyebrows 3000 years ago.

As Israel annexes more land in the Middle East, Ben's eyebrows annex more land on his face. What’s going on ?

@DefiantLs What the fuck did he think would happen? 😂

Supermarket employee quickly finds out why pushing several shopping carts down a escalator is not a good idea.

What’s the very first thing you say to him? 😏

@EpicClipVault I was expecting him to do some stupid shit, like farting loudly... Not this. Wow

This guy’s voice is unreal — pure talent.

@DavidPattt Yeah, but they had to make him gay too

This is the Hulk we all wanted to see against thanos

@Geniustechw He should get a medal.

Does this dad deserve jail?

Zero stress. 😂

@Cobratate By design.

And just like that nobody talks about Epstein anymore.

Try and enjoy a little journey into a war zone and your wives start having breakdowns 🤨🙄