@jarvis_best @3YearLetterman @Michellek4040 @beyondreasdoubt Is there anything preventing Trump from appointing himself? He could get an honorary JD from Liberty or Grand Canyon U, right?
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Enema of the State
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Enema of the State
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@awfulannouncing Sorry the 2 blocks surrounding your hotel weren't up to par Gary!
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"There's never anybody walking around in downtown St. Louis. Remember the old neutron bomb that wouldn't knock down buildings but just would eliminate all the people? It's like one of those hit St. Louis" – Gary Cohen
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@nocapcal @awfulannouncing This must be a drug-fueled hallucination, there are no security personnel walking around downtown STL with AR-15s.
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@awfulannouncing I don't like to say downtown anymore when I go to STL. Too many addicts walking around. When you need security with AR-15s at every parking garage entrance, you know it's not a place you want to be walking around.
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@gw9990 I'm a Cardinals fan and the team is either lucky or fortuitous that it didn't sign Jordan Walker to a similar contract. He was a top 5 prospect a few years ago and now he barely provides replacement level value.
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@Partial_Invalid Being right on just one of these pays for multiple “bad” ones.
If Griffin lives up to expectations, the bought-out free agent years will be worth roughly $60m each (not even accounting for inflation).
Tons on surplus value in those years alone, not to mention the arb years.
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Konnor Griffin's deal with the Pirates: nine years, $140 million. They're still working on finalizing.
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@gw9990 Most teams don't have more than one of these high risk-high reward contracts so if you end up with a bad one there's not another that offsets it. I hope it works out for them, but fans usually ignore that there's no such thing as a can't miss prospect.
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Imagine if Iran bombed and destroyed the Golden Gate Bridge in California, what would you call it? TERRORISTS
The U.S bombed and destroyed the highest bridge in Iran, the B1 bridge, why do you call it “PEACE”?
Bombing a bridge is a war crime under international humanitarian law
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@jlippincott_ So why didn't you fix it while you were there?
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Fixing this pothole is more important than bombing Iran.
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@Timodc @Lauren_V_Egan Coddling Piker and Piker-adjacent leftists would be yet another act of Dem self-sabotage. Keep fighting fringe culture wars at your own peril.
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“If people really are arguing that the price of winning is becoming like a bigoted misogynist like Hasan Piker, then I’ll take not winning,” Jonathan Cowan told @Lauren_V_Egan.
This seems like a bad message to me given the state of things.
thebulwark.com/p/how-big-is-t…
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@RKelanic Would love for an actual military strategist who isn't an academic elitist policy wonk to chime in.
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What could possibly be the military rationale for this.
There isn’t one.
Alireza Akbari@itsalireza_akb
B1 bridge in Karaj has been hit in US-ISRAELI attacks. This bridge is reportedly the "highest bridge in West Asia."
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@Sargon_of_Akkad Hard not to see Europe painting themselves into a corner the past several decades. America is a convenient scapegoat for European incompetence.
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America blew up the Nordstream pipeline, and now has closed the Strait of Hormuz. Hard not to see this as a deliberate strategy of denying energy to Europe, whilst America can produce its own. Callous.
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@GBPolitcs Ramadan message is uniting.
Easter message is divisive.
WTF is going on in the UK?
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🚨BREAKING: Buckingham Palace has confirmed King Charles will not issue an Easter message this year
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@WorldL31070 @WSJ TDS at work. 5 year decline of hyperlocal and incestuous industry in SoCal? Definitely Trump's fault!
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@WSJ Trump, who announced last night that everything is rosy and prosperous, only forgot to dance.
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A century-old entertainment economy is evaporating in Los Angeles with no signs of a turnaround on the horizon. on.wsj.com/4tkMZ5h
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@jthom1 A truly putrid season, amazing how long they stayed in playoff contention despite that.
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Blues have 5 players w/17 goals. Unless one of them scores at least 3 goals over final 8 games, this will mark 1st time in franchise history they don't have a 20-goal scorer over a full season. (During 48-game lockout shortened 2012-13 season, Chris Stewart led team w/18 goals.)
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@HollySci101 @TheAtlantic @BrynnTannehill I'm sorry that you're offended by alternative viewpoints. Maybe you can work on that. Good luck!
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@HollySci101 @TheAtlantic @BrynnTannehill Because I've done my own research and been following military topics in the news for years - it's not like I'm new to the subject matter. If you actually want to educate yourself I suggest doing the same. I don't have a high degree of confidence in any Atlantic writer.
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America has paid little attention to the effective use of small drones as deadly tools in the Ukraine war—but a swarm of them over an American military installation with nuclear weapons in Barksdale, Louisiana, ought to change that, @BrynnTannehill argues: theatlantic.com/international/…
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@redsteeze Some say Republicans are focused on Jonathan the Tortoise to distract Americans from the Epstein Files.
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"Tortoise born prior to the civil war dies. Never spoke out about slavery or reconstruction" - NY Times Obits.
History Calendar@historycalendar
Jonathan (tortoise), the oldest known living land animal, has died aged 193. The Seychelles giant tortoise was hatched c. 1832. He can be seen on the left in the second photo, taken in 1886.
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@LibraryLaurel @TerribleMaps This 💯. If the chain doesn't sell any chicken with bones I don't consider it "fried chicken"
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@TerribleMaps As an American, I will say that there is a difference between fried chicken chains and chicken finger chains. Popeye's, Church's, and KFC all sell drumsticks, thighs, breasts, and wings. Cane's and Zaxby's only sell tenders (tho Zaxby's has wings). Don't know about Bojangles.
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America’s most popular fried chicken chain by state
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@NBCOlympics @usahockey @USSpeedskating @TeamUSA @NBCSports @NHLBlackhawks @Abbey18Murphy But I thought the NHL was filled with a bunch of MAGA dEgEnErAtEs??
GIF
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Team USA Speed Skaters Emery Lehman, Mia Manganello, Sarah Warren, Ethan Cepuran and women’s hockey team member Abbey Murphy showed up and showed out for the Blackhawks fan base! 🙌
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@HollySci101 @TheAtlantic @BrynnTannehill Then fuck off. No one is forcing you to listen to me or anyone else. Keep feeding yourself misinformation. No sweat off my back.
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@Partial_Invalid @TheAtlantic @BrynnTannehill And why should I listen to that suggestion either? Again, if I need to take a shit, you could give qualified advice.
Geopolitics? Butt out.
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