Enema of the State

@themarketswork @bennyjohnson There are many logical reasons to dislike Trump, but I don't get the Massie fanboys. The guy made himself a lib darling and to no one's surprise he didn't survive as a "republican".

@bennyjohnson All trust & credibility: Gone

Lesson of Tonight: Trump is the Undisputed King of Republicans Massie - GONE Cornyn - GONE Cassidy - GONE Indiana Senate - GONE Trump has endorsed 117 candidates in 2026 - and has won all 117 races. 100% win rate. Smoked! Bush, Cheney, Romney and McConnell dynasties are DEAD

@Jeigbombs @dgoold Division titles are nice, but wouldn't it be great if your team ever won a World Series?

@dgoold Suck our dicks! The NL Central runs through Milwaukee once again!

“You have an issue with me you come talk to me. … Don’t disrespect our team.” — Ivan Herrera on this moment. #stlcards #Brewers

@dgoold Fastball to the back of Yelich is the appropriate response.

@RichOBrien34 @redsteeze

@redsteeze Only Republicans fall for the entertainers, you idiot.

FYI in the coming months we are totally getting something from our media at places like the Atlantic or the Washington Post "Should Colbert Run?" And I genuinely think there's a chance Stephen Colbert launches an exploratory committee at the behest of our media so I just hope you're all ready for that

@latimes Remind me why he's staying at a hotel?

Spencer Pratt's campaign spent more than $15,000 at pricey Hotel Bel-Air latimes.com/california/sto…

@YALiberty Yes, Hollywood elites have enough to be comfortable for several generations so NOW it's time to eliminate capitalism 🤣

Hollywood celebrity Mark Ruffalo says we "have enough" so we don't need capitalism anymore. He completely misses the fact that the reason we have so much wealth is because of capitalism. Take away capitalism and you remove the mechanism for prosperity.

@internetuserf12 And who's fault is that?

If Ebola becomes a pandemic, it will be in no small part because millions of people now view public health measures as oppression rather than the most basic infrastructure of a functioning and sustainable civilization.

@TheDemocrats When it's safe to pull the mask off.

Thank you, Stephen Colbert.

@ChrisCillizza What's unreal is your inability to recognize how you and CNN were complicit in this charade.

The DNC Autopsy report runs 192 pages. There is not ONE mention of Joe Biden's advanced age or the strategic decision to shield him from a public that thought he was too old to continue as president. Unreal.

@mtracey The word that describes this is pablum

Lol, the introduction of the DNC 2024 election "autopsy" reads like a rushed 10th grade homework assignment where you just had to fill up the page with words

@ZaidJilani You can't make this argument in good faith while Graham Platner exists as a legitimate Democratic candidate. While the tattoo has garnered the most attention, his Reddit comments are just as bad. Or is he exempt because he has a legitimate chance of being elected?

Democrats will condemn a fringe candidate with almost no chance of being elected while Republicans walking around like Helen Keller as Trump and Miller talk like Klansmen. I’m a notorious bothsideser but there’s no comparison here.

@LightningTX77 @amuse @Michell71078349 @grok Like Graham Platner supporters?

@amuse @Michell71078349 @grok The ones that call themselves anti-fascist are always the most fascist lol

My AG Ken Paxton blocked me from his official account. I guess I need to file a complaint against him now

@redsteeze Nice little $10-12k reward and resume builder for one course per semester. I bet it's not an easy gig to get unless you know someone.

When someone asks who raised Marlow Stern I just want to re-up the Taylor Lorenz journalist Nepo baby quote. This is a fun one.

@Dbacks Yes, many times.

Have you ever seen a helmet flip before?

@RoKhanna @RepThomasMassie How do you expect to attract former Trump voters when the left has demonized them and called them nazis, racists, and fascists for about a decade now? How is that reconciled?

My good friend @RepThomasMassie lost tonight. He lost because he had the guts to stand up to the Epstein class and against the war. He won voters under 45 by 30 points. Tonight, I say to this voters who feel rejected by Trump. We welcome you. Join our coalition to take on a rotten system and stand for the working class over the Epstein class. We will build a movement to stand for Team America.

@Seth_3773 This is little league. No attempt to slide, dangerous play. Runner is out and ejected.

Wow! Ok I watched this over and over. This is crazy… how do you think this should be handled? What would you do if this was your kid catcher and runner?

@surgieboi @Seth_3773 What are you talking about? This play is illegal now in MLB, why should it be ok in little league?

Catcher fucked up, baserunner didn't. If I'm the dad of the baserunner: "good job". If I'm the dad of the catcher: "We'll hit the diamond tomorrow, and I'll teach you how to never allow that to happen again." TLDR: nothing wrong happened, everyone in America's now just pussy asf.

@ProudSocialist He was killed by an activist trans couple. Sorry that doesn't align with your preferred version of events.

His name is Amin Abdullah. He is the security guard who gave his life to protect the children and stop the terror attack at the Islamic Center of San Diego. This man died a hero, but should still be alive and would be if it weren’t for the rising hatred against Muslims. RIP.

@CDHMartinez @amazon He went on the side with higher clearance, give 'em a break 🤣

🚨BREAKING: An @amazon tractor trailer wedged under the GW Parkway bridge like a total moron, shutting down roads and turning commute into a shitshow. Clearance signs in big, plain English right there. So who the hell is rubber-stamping CDLs to people who can’t read them?

@HockeyPatrol Many of the leagues best coaches are over 50. The problem with the Leafs is not a generational gap. Berube has a cup, where is Nylander's?

Sportsnet's Luke Fox revealed a story about Nylander and Berube late in the season, long after Auston Matthews was taken out for the year. Fox noted that Nylander wasn't playing with enough heart for Berube, who paused the drill and implored Nylander to try harder. Well, he didn't take too kindly to that and immediately fired a shot without a pass on the next go, completely spitting in the face of his coach's instructions: “I felt like there was a generational gap. I'll tell you a story. There was a practice at the end of the year when things started to go sideways and Nylander was coasting through the power-play drill, not passing the puck with purpose and not shooting it. Berube yells 'Willy shoot the puck! If you have a look, take a look and shoot!' They start again and he immediately shoots it. Doesn't even do the drill. Berube says 'Willy, stop being such a d-word', you know he tried to have fun but Nylander never took it seriously right?”