PeaceThroughStrength

EVERYONE THIS IS HOW YOU READ YOUR TIRE SIZE. 🚨🚨🚨🚨

Every Friday Trump declares he has won the war Every Saturday he gives ultimatum to Iran Every Sunday he says Iran is finished Every Monday he asks help from other countries Every Tuesday he says he doesn’t need any help Every Wednesday he says he wants peace Every Thursday he says war is not over

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Deontay Wilder tells Piers Morgan an insane story about how his baby mama became pregnant with their daughter. “Her mother tried to set me up to have the baby. She injected my sp—m in her and ran to the bathroom and locked the door and that’s how we had her, she don’t even know I know this, but i’m telling it to the world. When I came, I used to c-m on her stomach, fold my towel nicely by the bed, because I would want to wipe it off of her stomach. Most of her relationships only last for two months or whatever because she was a promiscuous woman, I didn’t know it at the time, I only found out this thing by reading her journal, she didn’t know I read her journal either. I did what I do, I had a good n-t and I n-t on her stomach, this time I went and got the towel and tried to wipe it off but she hit my hand so hard, I thought she hit my hand like a home run, like a baseball player do a baseball bat but she screamed NO as if she was being r-ped, she got up so quickly and ran to the bathroom and locked the door. 2 weeks later she was pregnant with my daughter” (via: Piers Morgan Uncensored)

TWO STATEMENTS BY TRUMP 7 MINUTES APART: Trump at 9:00: "Regime change was not our goal. We don't want that" Trump at 9:07: "Regime change is what we want. It is needed" These statements were made 7 minutes apart in the same speech

“Remember when I gave Iran ten days to MAKE A DEAL or OPEN UP THE HORMUZ STRAIT. Time is running out - 48 hours before all Hell will reign down on them. Glory be to GOD!” - President DONALD J. TRUMP