Prof. Allen Whitelock

Anthony Taylor leads a team of six officials appointed by UEFA to a Europa League semi-final this evening 💪

@ReillyRick I have everything except the $6B. Also no experience. I can step in

The Saudi royals are out, so who's ready to fund LIV now? For only $6B over 5 years, you can allow stars like Sergio Garcia, Patrick Reed + Phil Mickelson to fly in G6s, play 3 days of golf a week + not worry about cuts. No TV execs to pamper cuz there's no TV deal! Who's in???

@TotalSeasons @Franklin_Graham @realDonaldTrump Hand of God?? It is definitely not the ghost of Diego Maradona

@Franklin_Graham @realDonaldTrump I believe it is the hand of the script writer.

After three assassination attempts, some people say that President @realDonaldTrump is one lucky man. I don’t think luck has anything to do with it—I believe it is the hand of God. What do you think?

@corbydavidson That was bad, but this is a good move

She's getting Spayed!!! I'm not putting her down. Just a friendly reminder to spay and neuter your pets. My bad on misleading folks.

@JoeCJr29 Tumbleweeds I have seen tumbleweeds blow through the streets of downtown OKC. The heart of downtown

My top names for Oklahoma City’s UFL mascot: - Bison (State Animal) - Bombers (S/O Tinker) - Lightning (should be obvious) - Outlaws (Feels like 1984) - Yard Dawgz (Remember them?)

The things that @sblaskovich puts herself through for us mere mortals. #thanks Texas Rangers’ new 2026 ballpark foods include 3 head-scratchers dallasnews.com/food/restauran… via @dallasnews

@TotalSeasons hearsay or heresy? with him, it's both

I can confirm that while such a prize does exist, we have not been consulted on it being awarded to the brain-addled orange one. Any reports of barrels of oil being delivered to our lot are purely hearsay. Or is that heresy? I can't remember.

@DeAthCardiff I live in the US and I am going to move to Wales just to not vote for you.

Every season of Clarkson’s Farm highlights how unprecedented rain, drought, or heat can cause massive problems. His own show reveals the real consequences of climate change. I guess it’s easy not to care though when you own a farm mainly as a tax dodge.

@wfaaweather Stay Hard McKinney. We still miss you

But not as big as the time I killed everyone in McKinney!

@wfaaweather Thanks

Right now, looks like on and off rain all day.

@wfaaweather Morning sir, morning @JesseWFAA is there a timeline on those Valentine's storms yet? trying to plan a drive home from Oklahoma that day.

Valentine's Day Saturday is our next WFAA Weather Alert. While severe weather is not expected, widespread rain could mean altering outdoor plans. Be sure to stay updated on the forecast with us! #wfaaweather

@mcuban I would still take my chanes being rich over poor

If you were happy when you were poor, you will be insanely happy if you get rich. If you were miserable, you will stay miserable, just with a lot less financial stress

@QuotableMusers I have a joke, but I don't want to offend any women. Just trust me, it's funny. #answeringforafriend

"Are space women hot?" Gordo

@garlandtxgov somebody's in TROUBLE

UPDATE: Water has been restored. A private contractor working without a permit drilled through a water main near Broadway Boulevard. Garland Water Utilities is beginning repairs. As shown on the map, two properties are currently without water as repairs are made.

@wfaaweather 👋👋👋

Where are my cold weather lovers at? We've got a very cold weekend ahead. You may not want to leave the house. #txwx

@wfaaweather I’ll admit. It was me, but don’t tell my wife

Who wanted this?! BRRR!

@StevenRailston EVANS

Fletcher will be supported by Jonny Evans, Travis Binnion and Alan Wright on the touchline tonight. Binnion has been a crucial cog in the academy over the last few years and has a strong relationship with Fletcher #mufc

@NBCSportsSoccer Does @USANetwork not count anymore? Times are Central because I am. #askingforafriend

Premier League Festive Fixtures action continues this weekend on NBC and Peacock. 🍿 #MyPLMorning

@kingjames0199 He’s not tall enough to be a bartender

@Kips_Big_Boy He’s not tall enough to be bartender

UFL, CFL, Bartender....