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Teach them while they’re young 😌
(Bonus points if you can identify the aircraft correctly, LilP can)
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Mr. Paramount
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Mr. Paramount
@RealMrParamount
Nosce Te Ipsum • Nil Terribile Nisi Ipse Timor • Snark comments • Dark humor • Constitutionalist • Meritocrat • Rotary Wing Enthusiast • Psalm 23:4
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Mr. Paramount retweeté
@alt_w_v_g Ethan, do you return your shopping cart?
Just checking smth
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This is getting fun
Had no idea saying the quiet part out loud would draw this much attention
Make common sense common again
More to come
Plz fix. Thx.
Sent from my iPhone
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When the daughter surprises you at work, you wear the pink bow. I don’t make the rules! 🫶🏻
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She's finally getting some rest. 25 years we've been together. 3 grown girls & a 11 yr old boy. Please, I need prayers for her... Some great people on here, some HUGE accts follow me I need you to help me make this seen.
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Your winner of the hydration bag.
@Boners_McCoyMD is getting this bad boy.
Dm with where Send.
SILLY GOOSE👑@_SILLYGOOSE_ofl
🚨:Official hydration pack giveaway:🚨 The rules are simple 1. Send me a pic of you drinking water. 2. Be creative 3. All profiles posting water pics will be put on the wheel. If we get over 100 I will do a semi finals and finals to be fair. 4. That’s it, have fun. One winner, will receive said bag with a custom one of a kind silly goose morale coin. Drawing will be done tomorrow evening.
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Don’t put creatine in Coke, it doesn’t work.
Follow me for more life hacks.
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When I realized this wasn’t a meme.
Inverted
Confused
Flabbers: ghasted
Cyelee Optics@CyeleeOptics
Big window. Faster hits. No wasted movement. cyeleeoptics.com/products/bull-…
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Mr. Paramount retweeté
So, with all this chicken, I had a business idea...
Gonna get another stepvan, make it into a fried chicken food truck and park it at Chick-Fil-A on Sundays. Will make a fortune.
Is "Side Chick" a good name?
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How long to flatten the curve?
Hillary Clinton@HillaryClinton
One of the new goals of the far right is to make it harder for women to vote. The SAVE Act, which the Senate is debating now, would be a major vehicle to achieve that goal. Spread the word about why we need to stop SAVE. indivisible.org/actions/stop-s…
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GIF
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GM
TL cleanse, so here’s your eye twitch…
As said by the great scholar @WarPath2pt0, “Don’t --”
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