Mr. Paramount

GM Teach them while they’re young 😌 (Bonus points if you can identify the aircraft correctly, LilP can)

@walterlucky1313 Very familiar

Facts

@BuckWilde_ Saw 129 when I entered the truck today…

Damn it’s hot. Glad I live in a country where I have AC.

@realDrewMullins 💀

If I had a dollar for every guy like this

@loulou8729 My Coffee:

I cut sugar out a long time ago. So when I taste something with sugar, my reaction is " holy shiaaaat." Im also banned from making sweet tea now. Guess im not southern anymore. Lol My kids:

@ClevelandGod Selfish Behavior Ranking : S Tier

This guy is currently running a marathon in the airport terminal. This is the content the people need.

G-rated indeed. Thank you for being wholesome… Our fight against detritus has been costly, but we know we are on the right side of history.

@jacktogon Look, it is Circle K for other reasons. Don’t ask.

Yall chose correctly

@mattvanswol These people are so disconnected from reality and it shows…

I’m sorry, but Lindsey Graham dying out of the blue like this doesn’t make any sense at all. We have him on camera yesterday looking perfectly healthy. None of this is making any sense…

GM Do this and thank me later (or don’t, idc)

Bested the wife and kids at bowling 3 times in a row today. I am Dad.

@TheBaconFather “My eyes are up here”

How do people live like this? This is miserable. It's set to 69°.

@3Strands4now Oof, glad you made it out safe

@RealMrParamount Man do I feel this Last 18 hour road trip 9 hrs, shut down 9 hrs hotel 3 hour time difference, work started at 4 am AZ time First 3 days were brutal 10 days later repeat trip home

Late GM/Early GA Total driving time: 14 hrs Sleep Before: 3+0.5hrs Sleep After: 2.5hrs Coffee consumed: 48oz Caffeine pills consumed: 5 (last one didn’t work) Pouches consumed: 2 cans Snacks: 2 packs of Goldfish I need to stop doing this.

@joker68200 Great scenery though, be safe fren

@GunGnome Are you saying we are all different?!

You could shoot 100 human necks with 100 of the most perfectly manufactured identical 30-06 rounds and get 100 different results. Bullets do weird shit. Your favorite "expert" being unable to recreate what happened is not proof that it didn't happen. Sorry but it's not.

@RW_Actual No foregrip, no bipod, NGMI bro

Shitguns are for home defense change my mind

Hey. You guys wanna see a cool ass 22 rifle?