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full time influencer, part time dad with an even more part time podcast.

Best Korea Inscrit le Şubat 2011
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Washed Gamer
Washed Gamer@RealWashedGamer·
My 100,000th tweet has to be special so here we go: It’s all bullshit. It’s all for fun. Twitter is pure entertainment for me & sometimes the truth isn’t as fun as the lie. I would’ve stopped using this app a long time ago if I didn’t fundamentally enjoy it as much as I do.
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NFL Rumors
NFL Rumors@nflrums·
🚨#Giants RB Cam Skattebo says CTE is fake and calls it an “excuse.” “You think CTE is a real thing?” Skattebo: “No. It’s an excuse.” Skattebo, 24, also believes asthma is an excuse. “Yeah, just literally breathe air.”
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Washed Gamer
Washed Gamer@RealWashedGamer·
@LBJsBest Put a basketball in his hand an a hoop at the end of the sand & LeBron winning the Olympic long jump
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Bron’s Best
Bron’s Best@LBJsBest·
Check where LeBron LANDED after this dunk…completely insane 😭😭
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Scott Waguespack
Scott Waguespack@BludSquirrel·
@BasedPota18 I made this joke a long time ago. If the OT had a scene where Luke picked up his dry cleaning, and the dry cleaners were aliens, then the EU would establish that the entire species' culture revolved around dry cleaning.
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Pota Norimaki@BasedPota18·
It’s funny In Star Wars that typically whenever a member of an alien species first appears in the films, most subsequent media will proceed to portray whatever occupation they had as a major part of their species’ lore and have other members in that job There’s a joke to be made there
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Washed Gamer
Washed Gamer@RealWashedGamer·
@DeanTTraining I was doing close to 1200 for 3 months & was walking 90 mins to 2+ hours a day & dropped 60 lbs It’s so funny seeing this stuff pop up on my TL since I started bc it’s just blatantly not true due to personal experience
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LakeShowYo
LakeShowYo@LakeShowYo·
Luka and his ex broke up because she didn’t want to move to LA? 😭
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Washed Gamer
Washed Gamer@RealWashedGamer·
@Degen_CPA All 3 of my accounts said 145 so it must be true. The internet never lies
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Washed Gamer
Washed Gamer@RealWashedGamer·
@knowiiiedge None if you take it as is. You need the article ‘a’ before heart attack. B & D are both fine for everyday grammar once that’s fixed
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English grammar
English grammar@knowiiiedge·
He died ___ heart attack. A) by B) from C) with D) of
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Random SEC
Random SEC@therandomsec·
People keep saying that a 16 seed would win March Madness if they had 1 NBA player on their roster. People forget that Kon Kneupel and Cooper Flagg were on the same team last year as a 1 seed and didn’t win it 😭
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TotallyNotAlex
TotallyNotAlex@TotallyNoAlex·
my grocery store didn’t get the update bro, we calling it the bam beef now
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BronMuse
BronMuse@BronMuse·
LeBron was trying to get his golf ball and an alligator tried sneaking up on him 😭😭😭
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Washed Gamer
Washed Gamer@RealWashedGamer·
@grfarmgoat @anymanfitness As someone who actually ate around 1200-1500 calories for a few months, I lost like 60 lbs in 3 months & 80 in 6 as I leveled out The thing about losing weight is that you have to be honest with yourself
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Jason Helmes
Jason Helmes@anymanfitness·
"1200 calories is starvation" is a psyop. If you are: - a woman - have a desk job - short - over 40 (perimenopause territory) Your maintenance calories are between 1500-1600 If you want to lose fat, you need to create a deficit somehow
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Washed Gamer
Washed Gamer@RealWashedGamer·
@PBanpoys @rkylesmith Oh, didn’t realize the main characters name was Grace otherwise def would’ve gotten the reference lol. Doh
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Kyle Smith
Kyle Smith@rkylesmith·
TIL that if there were hypothetically a movie about a guy called Grace who boarded a ship called Hail Mary to sacrifice his life to redeem humanity there would be guys too dumb to grasp that this is an allegory.
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Washed Gamer
Washed Gamer@RealWashedGamer·
@SandyofCthulhu Some host. But maybe they complained about the free food & tried to make his wedding about them. Some guests are truly awful
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NBACentral@TheDunkCentral·
The OKC Thunder will skip a visit to the White House this year, per @JoelXLorenzi
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U.S. Marines
U.S. Marines@USMC·
Chuck Norris didn't join the Marine Corps...the Marine Corps applied to him. Heaven’s streets have always been guarded by Marines. Today, Chuck Norris reported for duty. We mourn the passing of Chuck Norris, a @usairforce veteran, who also became an honorary Marine in 2007 when awarded the title by then Commandant of the Marine Corps, Gen. James T. Conway. Chuck Norris is one of just over 100 individuals to be awarded the title of Honorary Marine in the entire 250-year history of the Corps. Some missions may require a battalion, but this one just requires an Honorary Marine. #USMCHistory #USMC #SemperFidelis
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Washed Gamer
Washed Gamer@RealWashedGamer·
This year is FLYING by. Swear it was just a couple days ago that March started & now it’s almost April. It doesn’t even make sense how fast it’s going I’m in a groove so I don’t hate it, but it’s wild
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Washed Gamer
Washed Gamer@RealWashedGamer·
@0ba0sama Partially bc 30% of those balls ain’t making it back in storage after the lesson
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