Washed Gamer

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Washed Gamer

@RealWashedGamer

full time influencer, part time dad with an even more part time podcast.

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Washed Gamer@RealWashedGamer·10 Şub

My 100,000th tweet has to be special so here we go: It’s all bullshit. It’s all for fun. Twitter is pure entertainment for me & sometimes the truth isn’t as fun as the lie. I would’ve stopped using this app a long time ago if I didn’t fundamentally enjoy it as much as I do.

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Washed Gamer@RealWashedGamer·8h

@veggie_eric That’s not a disaster — that’s a catastrophe

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Eric Jiang@veggie_eric·1d

genuinely hate that I can no longer use "—" in anything I write anymore

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Washed Gamer@RealWashedGamer·8h

@Dexerto Yes, Games usually hit peak numbers hours after launch, that makes sense

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Dexerto@Dexerto·8h

Subnautica 2 has hit a peak of 453,000 players on Steam just an hour after its release

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Washed Gamer@RealWashedGamer·8h

@_dnaiel_ @marilikessports I’m not saying you don’t sign & trade him, I just think signing him & keeping him for $40m is not a good move if you’re trying to win a title

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dnaiel@_dnaiel_·8h

@RealWashedGamer @marilikessports You can go over the cap to sign him. Paying him the max or close to it has no effect on our cap space this summer unless we renounce his rights which would be idiotic because that wouldn’t free up nearly enough space to make a difference.

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Marissa 🧚‍♀️🏀@marilikessports·20h

Okay Lakers Reddit highkey cooked with this one

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Washed Gamer@RealWashedGamer·8h

@Andercot Which is crazy bc it’s genuinely so easy Like yall really wanna tell me turning the Yu Gi Oh anime turned real wouldn’t go absolutely insane? Pathetic attempts have been made

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Andrew Côté@Andercot·17h

The absolute non-takeoff of VR and AR is probably one of the big upsets in consumer electronics history Pretty much everyone thought this would be huge and it sort of just isn't

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Washed Gamer@RealWashedGamer·8h

@Melody211939673 @slitherwinglove More just that I went through it too & can compartmentalize better than all yall dorks that act like a little bit of teasing was yalls entire experience

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Melody 𝜗ৎ⋆˙⟡@Melody211939673·11h

@RealWashedGamer @slitherwinglove You guys are so insensitive lmaoo

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Washed Gamer@RealWashedGamer·8h

Went to a public school, dealt with bullying from teachers as young as elementary school & was threatened expulsion bc of being cornered into lies bc they wouldn’t accept the truth as an answer Had an entire group of friends turn on me in middle school I’m just not gonna act like the 30% that sucked outweighed the rest of it.

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Peenus Weenus@PeenusWeenus4·12h

@RealWashedGamer @slitherwinglove Only way you could say this is not knowing about how bad so many public schools are where they let "teens" run wild.

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Washed Gamer@RealWashedGamer·8h

@marilikessports Except the history of it is more than 1 series / 1 year Paying $40m for a guy you can’t rely on in the playoffs is crazy

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Marissa 🧚‍♀️🏀@marilikessports·8h

@RealWashedGamer AR isn’t even supposed to be the #1 ball handler on this team, was coming off injury, and still outperformed half those dudes.

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Washed Gamer@RealWashedGamer·9h

The new game is never going to come out. Zero faith in Amazon Game Studios

Pirat_Nation 🔴@Pirat_Nation

Amazon Game Studios has cancelled its Lord of the Rings MMO. Announced in May 2023 in partnership with Embracer, the project was still in very early pre-production. The decision follows Amazon’s major layoffs last October, which scaled back several first-party AAA and MMO. The studio says it continues exploring a new game experience set in Tolkien’s Middle-earth.

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Washed Gamer@RealWashedGamer·10h

@truewagner Guy begging vs guy selling, too easy

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Alan Wagner@truewagner·1d

I have a unique opportunity to choose my next land-lord.. .

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Washed Gamer@RealWashedGamer·10h

@AriWasserman Yall hating but she knows ball

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Ari Wasserman@AriWasserman·22h

I accidentally texted my mom instead of my dad about the Cavaliers game tonight. The woman doesn't know a single thing about sports.

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Washed Gamer@RealWashedGamer·12h

@UlysseEclaireur Seeing my first at the top of the list. Claaaaasic

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Ulysse 🔱@UlysseEclaireur·15h

Un Coréen voulait lutter contre son addiction au porno sur Internet… il a accidentellement créé le guide ultime du web 🤣😭 Il a bloqué plus de 1 100 “sites dangereux”. Puis il a publié la liste sur GitHub pour aider d’autres personnes à faire pareil... Mais Internet a immédiatement transformé cette blacklist en véritable liste banger. Le niveau d’effet inversé est absolument légendaire 🤣🤣

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Washed Gamer@RealWashedGamer·17h

@b0y1da_ I’ve never seen an agenda’s position get changed nearly a decade later, that’s crazy Like same opinion, but completely changed the reason lol

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NO SAUCES ENT. @b0y1da_·1d

Bruh it wasn’t Draymond It was Bogut ffs. He literally had like 5 blocks in game 1 alone and the Cavs weren’t scoring inside until after he got hurt

Real App@realapp

Never forget when people said LeBron only scored 41 because Draymond was suspended. So the very next game LeBron scored EXACTLY 41 points against Draymond 😭

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Washed Gamer@RealWashedGamer·17h

@AndreDrummond @SleeperHornets @DaleJr @sleeper76ers Bro said “sorry but I’m still laying bodies” 😂😭😭😭

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Andre Drummond@AndreDrummond·23h

@SleeperHornets @DaleJr @sleeper76ers 😭😭😭sorry rook , at least you only have to see me 4 times out of 82 games ! Plenty more waiting for you

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SleeperHornets@SleeperHornets·1d

Kon Knueppel on his “Welcome to the NBA” moment: “…Andre Drummond, the big from the Sixers. He hit me with a nice screen in the 2nd game of the season. That’s a tough one, he’s a big dude.” @DaleJr: “Did he say anything?” “No, he just drilled me”😂

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Washed Gamer@RealWashedGamer·17h

@PlayoffKaden 2018 a revenge tour for not getting drafted 1st is crazy

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Kaden@PlayoffKaden·1d

Here is another question: At what age does LeBron James stop going 1st overall in the 2026 NBA draft? I think 2017 LeBron (age 32)

Alex Burns@AlexBurnsHoops

Where would a 23-year old Lebron James go in this 2026 draft?

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Washed Gamer@RealWashedGamer·20h

@DiscussingFilm Will Ferrell naturally aging into Mugatu is crazy

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DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm·1d

First poster for ‘THE HAWK’, starring Will Ferrell. The series follows a golf superstar who tries to recapture his magic at the end of his career. Releasing July 16 on Netflix.