Patrickmantonio

3K posts

Patrickmantonio

Patrickmantonio

@ReduceTheSauce

Twitter. It's just some antics.

Sanford, FL Inscrit le Nisan 2009
334 Abonnements100 Abonnés
Tweet épinglé
Patrickmantonio
Patrickmantonio@ReduceTheSauce·
new short story The Sun is the Same And you run, and you run to catch up with the sun But it's sinking Racing around to come up behind you again --- Pink Floyd, Time --- storieswords.com/post/the-sun-i…
English
0
0
2
1.3K
grumpfuk
grumpfuk@_grumpfuk_·
There should be a song about Ana Kasparian's tits.
grumpfuk tweet media
English
127
139
9.7K
420.9K
Mistress Dividend
Mistress Dividend@mistressdivy·
Which rap album had a sound so unique, no one’s been able to copy it since? 🤔 I’ll go first: Illmatic by Nas
English
449
43
505
120.1K
Patrickmantonio
Patrickmantonio@ReduceTheSauce·
@HELLSBELLS828 Agreed there's no good way to cook them. Cooked mushrooms taste like, like a mouthful of treble, 100% absent any bass. But raw mushrooms are fantastic, no?
English
0
0
0
17
alan
alan@HELLSBELLS828·
I’m convinced no one actually likes mushrooms, they suck!!! There’s not a single way you can cook them or add them to anything to make them taste good 🤮 🤮
English
595
11
289
35K
Patrickmantonio
Patrickmantonio@ReduceTheSauce·
@B_Real I think maybe Something's Got to Give by the Beasties
English
0
0
0
6
B Real ™
B Real ™@B_Real·
What song in your music library have you listened to more than any other song?
English
160
10
107
13.3K
Patrickmantonio
Patrickmantonio@ReduceTheSauce·
@JebraFaushay At the rate we're going, there will be a day when the administrator is constantly having to stop folks people in the hallway to remind them, "Now remember, the dress code says that the skirt can be above just the labia, but absolutely must remain below the clit."
English
0
0
0
145
Dr. Jebra Faushay
Dr. Jebra Faushay@JebraFaushay·
Can shorts be too short and is this the limit?
English
224
10
218
22.7K
Patrickmantonio
Patrickmantonio@ReduceTheSauce·
@dccommonsense Weakness is so very provocative, it made 51% of our electorate either blind tolerant or attracted to very bad intentions When it's all said and done, the story of this era will be - A malignantly weak impotent Democratic leadership vs A malignantly strong rapey Trump
English
0
0
0
13
Dan Carlin
Dan Carlin@dccommonsense·
People get mad at me for blaming Democrats,but what choice have those like me got? Who else can I rely on with one party so scared to death of their "leader" they can't function and the other seems unfit for the gravity of the moment? The Dems are WAY too passive right now!
English
17
22
709
12.7K
Dan Carlin
Dan Carlin@dccommonsense·
We have an ABSOLUTELY unprecedented attempt by the POTUS to discredit election results in advance (if he doesn't like them) and a GOP Congress that WILL NOT challenge him. Which means we independents must rely on the only other major party our system has to protect us.
English
83
213
2.8K
82.2K
Patrickmantonio
Patrickmantonio@ReduceTheSauce·
@KillerMike Men's restroom's are not designed like this so as to protect those that only need to urinate from wafting farticles surrounding them in stereo.
English
0
0
0
78
Patrickmantonio
Patrickmantonio@ReduceTheSauce·
@SusieM414141 I once dated someone not this tall, but quite tall. I remember once she and I once took a shower together, we took turns soaping and luffa-ing one another's bodies, and I felt like a was washing a beautiful new Cadillac Escalade.
English
0
0
1
954
Suzee Q
Suzee Q@SusieM414141·
That is one very tall woman! She’s going to have to find a basketball player to marry a basketball player.
English
806
342
3.1K
2.9M
Patrickmantonio
Patrickmantonio@ReduceTheSauce·
@heyitsmeCarolyn I'm always as second-hand embarrassed by his cheese'ness as I am appreciative of his apparent enjoyment of it all.
English
0
0
0
342
Patrickmantonio
Patrickmantonio@ReduceTheSauce·
@jdpoc He probably has a specially made jerk-off oil with the Presidential Seal on its label.
English
0
0
0
45
John O'Connell
John O'Connell@jdpoc·
Trump at Mar-A-Lago, ordered a group of 16 year old local high school cheerleaders to give him a private dance at his resort. Only him present. Creeeeeepy as f*ck.
English
2.3K
6.1K
28.5K
1.4M
Amy
Amy@20th_Centurygal·
What song has the best tempo change, when it suddenly kicks into another gear?
English
711
10
225
92.6K
Patrickmantonio
Patrickmantonio@ReduceTheSauce·
HEAVY SHIT If Earth collapsed down to black hole status, Our planet would be as small as a marble that has, The same mass as, And still weighs the same weight that Earth now is, This would be a marble more heavy than a diamond is dense. storieswords.com/post/heavy-shi…
English
0
0
0
12
t.j. miller
t.j. miller@nottjmiller·
I have studied the beastie boys more than you have listened to the Beatles. I cannot figure out how they are so good. It’s a fucking mystery how they did what they did and do what they do. Miraculous. Sgt. Pepper’s lamely fart’s cub. Ill communication to the 5 boroughs and hot sauce at Paul’s Boutique.
English
60
3
133
37.9K
Rock'n Roll of All
Rock'n Roll of All@rocknrollofall·
What's your nomination as the best trio band of all time? I'll start: ZZ Top
English
1.3K
14
489
83.6K
Patrickmantonio
Patrickmantonio@ReduceTheSauce·
@bekahj Cable News followed by Podcastistan followed by MAGA converted politics into for-profit blood-sport entertainment.
English
0
0
0
4
🇺🇸 B 🇺🇸
🇺🇸 B 🇺🇸@bekahj·
I’m only 57 but I remember a time when you didn’t even know what political party your friends and neighbors were. We were all just Americans and we were mostly united. What happened?
English
5.2K
1.4K
22.9K
430.7K
toylan
toylan@toylan20·
Can a man who was never "ripped" before get ripped if he dedicated himself to the gym in his late 40s?
English
684
14
2.7K
2.1M
Uzi
Uzi@UziCryptoo·
My home is paid off. My wife & I allegedly own it FREE & CLEAR. But today we got a bill for property taxes. If we don't pay it, ARMED MEN will come & take it from us & then cage me until I pay them MY MONEY. So do I own it? Am I really free? I already pay 35% income tax + easily another 15% taxes in: -Sales. -Gas & fuel. -Capital gains. -Plethora of other taxes. TAXATION IS THEFT. Property tax shouldn't exist.
English
2.8K
14.2K
72.1K
2.2M